Can Adults Become Human Dear Dumb Diary 5

Can Adults Become Human   Dear Dumb Diary  5
Author: Jim Benton
Publsiher: Scholastic Inc.
Total Pages: 137
Release: 2013-08-27
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9780545295567

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Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice), diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true...or at least as true as it needs to be.Dear Dumb Diary,My social studies teacher, Mr. VanDoy, never smiles. I know that's hard to believe, because everybody smiles about something, right?Isabella smiles when her brothers get in trouble. Angeline smiles when she thinks about how much prettier she is than, like, a waterfall or a unicorn. I smile when I think about a unicorn kicking Angeline over a waterfall. But Mr. VanDoy doesn't smile at all. I wonder if when you become an adult, you can lose your sense of humor the way you lose your teeth or hair or fashion sense.

Never Do Anything Ever Dear Dumb Diary 4

Never Do Anything  Ever  Dear Dumb Diary  4
Author: Jim Benton
Publsiher: Scholastic Inc.
Total Pages: 153
Release: 2013-08-27
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9780545649452

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Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice), diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true...or at least as true as it needs to be.Her best friend's a backstabber. Her worst enemy is a sweetheart. And her dog is just waiting for the right moment to seek his revenge. Why should Jamie even bother going to school? Why not? After a run-in with Mega-Popular Angeline, aka Pure Evil, Jamie reforms her selfish ways & becomes the decent human being she never thought she could be. But she quickly realizes that helping others kind of stinks. Is someone trying to thwart her attempts at irresistible inner beauty? Or will Jamie finally achieve the "I'm an angel" glow she knows will make Hudson Rivers fall madly in love w/ her?

Never Do Anything Ever

Never Do Anything  Ever
Author: Jamie Kelly,Jim Benton
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 132
Release: 2008-08-11
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 143952050X

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Jamie Kelly writes in her diary about her search for inner beauty, her fund raising efforts for the Juvenile Optometry Federation, and her practice strategy for the Jump-Rope-A-Thon.

Dumbness Is a Dish Best Served Cold

Dumbness Is a Dish Best Served Cold
Author: Jim Benton
Publsiher: Scholastic Inc.
Total Pages: 228
Release: 2016-06-28
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9780545932936

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Return to Mackerel Middle School with a special full-color extra-dumb diary from the New York Times–bestselling author! Life at Mackerel Middle School is as dumb as ever—but Jamie Kelly may have finally found the key to fame, fortune, and fabulousness. Together with Isabella and Angeline, she’s come up with a moneymaking idea, and it has to do with food. Everyone likes food! They’re going to be rich! The only problem? They have to come up with something that people actually want to eat. Jamie has some sophisticated thoughts on food, like, “She was manipulating us like dough. Like the sweet, delicious dough that we are. And she was baking us into the type of delicious cookies you can only get from dough like us. And she was putting sprinkles of us on top of us, and—forget it. I’m hungry. I want some cookies.” This is sure to go well. Praise for Jim Benton’s books “An amusing antic sensibility.” —Publishers Weekly “Preteens will be onboard immediately.” —Kirkus Reviews

That s what Friends Aren t for

That s what Friends Aren t for
Author: Jim Benton
Publsiher: Scholastic Inc.
Total Pages: 146
Release: 2010
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9780545116121

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Two girls, Angeline and Jamie, are "automatic friends" through the marriage of their aunt and uncle.

My Pants are Haunted

My Pants are Haunted
Author: Anonim
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2012
Genre: Diaries
ISBN: 0545443415

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Jamie Kelly writes in her diary about her new jeans, which seemingly cause events that affect both her popularity and her efforts to get close to the eighth cutest boy in school, Hudson Rivers.

Okay So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers Dear Dumb Diary 11

Okay  So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers  Dear Dumb Diary  11
Author: Jim Benton
Publsiher: Scholastic
Total Pages: 166
Release: 2013-08-27
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9780545655231

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Bestselling author Jamie Kelly has been keeping diaries for years . . . and each one just gets funnier! But she has no idea that anyone is reading them. So please, please, please don't tell her.Something strange is happening at Mackerel Middle School. Even stranger than Jamie and Isabella becoming friends with Angeline. (Which is still really, really strange.) Jamie can suddenly and inexplicably understand the weirdest and most mysterious creatures around: Boys.And there's only one logical explanation --- superpowers.

Am I the Princess Or the Frog

Am I the Princess Or the Frog
Author: Jamie Kelly,Jim Benton
Publsiher: Paw Prints
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2008-08-11
Genre: JUVENILE FICTION
ISBN: 1439520496

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Jamie Kelly writes in her diary about her crush on Mr. Prince, the new student teacher at Mackerel Middle School, and she feels certain that he is the secret admirer who is sending her love poems.