Dirty Talker

His mouth is hot enough to melt the iceTen days. That's all I'm asking for. But not one of my NHL teammates is willing to cough up a sister, cousin, or trusted friend to play my fake girlfriend for this wedding.Pucking BS. Yeah, my mouth has been known to get me into places I don't belong. But this Class Five panty melter is on lockdown because the last thing I need is another complication.I'm about to give up when fate delivers the answer to my prayers.I'm not her type.She doesn't date jocks.All this sharp, sexy over-achiever wants is a little fun, an escape from her career driven life.It's a simple arrangement. So why am I complicating it?

He makes dirty sound so good. So right. The moment I heard his velvety voice growl that I'm his 'Kitty Kat', I knew I was in trouble. Derrick 'The Love Whisperer' King gives out relationship and sex advice on the radio to everyone, but he's giving me something a bit more personal. Nobody's ever talked to me the way he does. Daring, Demanding, Sexy... and oh, so Dirty. Maybe we started this whole thing a little backward, sex first and getting to know each other after. But I'm starting to let my guard down, my untrusting heart beginning to think that maybe fairy tales do come true. Even for me. I feel beautiful and hopeful when he worships my body. I feel dirty and naughty when he whispers filthy things in my ear. But is it real? Can something so naughty really be good for me? And more importantly, against all odds, can it last... forever? Dirty Talk is a full-length Romance with a happy ever after, no cheating, and no cliffhanger!

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Ten days. That’s all I’m asking for. But not one of my NHL teammates is willing to cough up a sister, cousin, or trusted friend to play my fake girlfriend for this wedding. Pucking BS. Yeah, my mouth has been known to get me into places I don’t belong. But this Class Five panty melter is on lockdown because the last thing I need is another complication. I’m about to give up when fate delivers the answer to my prayers. I’m not her type. She doesn’t date jocks. All this sharp, sexy over-achiever wants is a little fun, an escape from her career driven life. It’s a simple arrangement. So why am I complicating it?

He’s a dirty talker. He likes to tell me what he wants to do to me, and I have to admit I like it. But I shouldn’t. He’s an ex ball player - player being the operative word. And he’s my son’s coach. Totally off limits. But he’s persistent and he breaks through my resistance. I offer him a secret relationship, but he won’t settle for anything less than my all. Megan is a single mom with a cheating ex. She doesn’t believe in fairytale endings and happily ever afters. But Kade “the Ladies Man” Lincoln makes a play for her… and he’s playing for keeps.

Turn-ons… Party girls. Platinum blondes. Zero expectations. I used to think that if you could combine all three into one female, you’d have the perfect woman. Then why the hell does Ava Pearson—an outdoorsy girl, a brunette, and a woman who screams stability and responsibility—seem to be the only woman on my mind lately? I’ve got enough obligations without adding any complications to the mix—my son, my bar…well, that’s about it. But that’s enough for a guy like me. It’s the cupcakes. It’s gotta be the cupcakes she bakes that keep me coming back for more. The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, right? Apparently, it’s a direct target to his junk, too. Did I forget to mention that she’s my buddy’s daughter… another member of the Single Dads Club’s daughter? Ava might say she can handle being friends-with-benefits, but I’m not sure she can. Unfortunately for her, I’m too selfish of a prick to care—until I do.

Has your sex life become dull and repetitive or even turned into a boring routine? Learn to spice it up with the addition of dirty talk! Both men and women love to hear what their partner wants to do for them, or what will be done to them before it's done. Hearing the words moaned, screamed, whispered, or growled heightens the sensations and can take the love making to a whole new level. However, dirty talking is not as "easy" as people make it seem. It's not just a matter of using every swear word the sailors taught you. There is an art and even a science to shocking the senses. Effectively dirty talking is a careful balancing act of expressing desire, of smart communication between two different lovers, and letting yourself feel the emotion of the moment. In this guide, you will learn exactly how to talk dirty and how to do it right. You will discover what dirty talking is, the science of it, as well as the art of putting your own creative spin on the age-old hobby of talking your lover off. It takes you, step by step, from getting in the mood, during foreplay, during love making, to afterglow. You will know what to say and how to say it in every situation. And more importantly, you will be comfortable and sound confident when you talk dirty. In addition, you will get 157 dirty talk examples that are field tested and proven to work. You can use and analyze them in case you want to improve upon them. Both for-man and for-woman examples are included. The guide also shows you how these phrases can be adapted to different erotic role play scenarios and fantasies. Master the art of dirty talking and you will always be ready for a hot, wild, & exciting night!

“How to become a verbal vixen, in and out of the bedroom . . . the entire book flows like you’re sitting, chatting with your girlfriends.” —The Rebel Chick Talking dirty doesn’t need to make you feel dirty. This sexy and fun guide shows how to wildly enhance your sexual experience without making you or your lover feel uncomfortable. The Nice Girl’s Guide to Talking Dirty provides everything you need to spice up your sex life, including: Tips for overcoming shyness Tricks to becoming more confident Sample scripts and spicy vocabulary Arousing games for exploring fantasies Exciting exercises for building intimacy Master the three levels of dirty talk and go from shy girl to verbal seductress: Heighten desire with sensual descriptions Seduce with expressions of lust Explore fantasies with trust and openness