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A horrifying decision. A witch of a best friend. Will Snow get her happily ever after or suffer the ultimate sacrifice at the hands of the vampire queen? Newly awakened and full of blood, I am desperate to save those I love, but Professor Pops has other plans. He wants me to graduate from the Academy and spend six months as a not-so-ordinary vampire teenager. I agree until Cindy completes a spell to find the dragon, Abernathy, and he sends us on a quest. Under the sea, I’m reunited with someone I believed to be dead. With her help, I also find the courage to fall in love and am given the knowledge needed to defeat the vampire queen. With my path supernaturally clear, I have a choice. Embrace the vampire within and destroy the queen or accept my fate and lose the man I love forever. ★★★ Queen of the Vampires is the third book in the #1 bestselling Seven Magics Academy series. If you like unputdownable storytelling, well developed characters, and vampires with a great romance, then you'll love RaShelle Workman's fast-paced and fun reimagined fairy tale. ★★★

Over 4500 pages of magical fairy tale romance! Dive into the modern-day paranormal world of the Seven Magics Academy and prepare to be captivated by this ultimate reimagined fairy tale omnibus. With vampires, dragons, witches, werewolves, fairies, and more, this collection is like no other! Snow White: Snow White has never been more than a klutzy teenager until the hunter shows up and sends her into a paranormal world. She'll need her best friend and her seven hot neighbors to help her become the woman she was meant to be before the vampire queen destroys her. Cinderella: Cinderella has her future all planned out with her angelic boyfriend. But when her fairy godmother shows up and tells her she belongs in another realm and to another man, she must make things right. But the fate of her realm rests in her hands and her choice of husband. Jasmine: Jasmine is a vampire with wings. And she hates them. So, when she meets a genie, he promises her three wishes. From the moment she utters the first one, the world is thrown out of balance. Now, she must put away her foolish love and find a way to save the world. Aurora: Aurora's been dreaming of her first kiss since she can remember. So, when she gets it from her crush, she's beyond estactic. Until she finds out that his kiss awakened her curse. Now she must figure out how to reverse it. Or if she even wants to. Alice: Alice is half demon. Her whole life she's trained for one purpose. Killing her sire. But when a strange man arrives in her life, everything changes. And she's placed on a path between two men and two worlds. One holds the key to her heart while the other holds the key to survival. Rupunzel: Rapunzel aka Wysteria was taken and imprisoned many years ago because of her powerful magic. So, when she escaptes her towering prison and returns to her town, it's difficult to adjust. And then she sees him. The one she crushed on as a preteen. Now he's grown into a gorgeous man. Except he isn't a man at all anymore. He's someone she fears. Can she love him despite what he's become. And not only that but will it even matter when her tormentor comes to take her away once again. Belle: "For your vanity, your cruelty, and your cold, unfeeling heart, a curse I leave upon you…" The stunning Beatrice Cavanaugh is considered American royalty. She has everything except the ability to love. Cursed on her eighteenth birthday, she becomes more beastly than ever, having a newfound craving for raw meat, and an undeniable yearning for the night. Bitterness is her only companion. After accusing a maid of stealing, a disgustingly kind and exquisitely handsome man named Adam shows up, asking Beatrice to drop the charges against his mother. Infuriated by his goodness, Beatrice vows to break him. Destroy him. Make him suffer. So she agrees. On one condition: Adam must take his mother's place as her servant in the mansion. Because Beatrice won't stop until he's more beastly than she is. _____ Plus Bonus Content!

They call me The Rock God. As lead singer of the multi-platinum selling rock band Onyx Knight, I have a life most people can’t even dream of… until it all becomes a nightmare. Our bass player dies. Now we’re tasked with the impossible job of replacing him or hanging it up for good. On top of the world just shy of my thirtieth birthday, I can’t imagine walking away. Not now. Not from the money, the fame or the women. Half the music industry might be vying for the job, but no one feels right. Until Devon Cates walks in and blows us away. Especially me. We all have secrets, and Devon is no exception. I’m determined to find out what hers are, without getting too close. But I can’t seem to stay away. When the truth comes out, it could be another death spiral for the band… one I’m not sure we can come back from. *Title is a M/F Rock n’ Roll romance filled with steam, angst, and surprises that strike ALL the right chords!

From the bestselling Seven Magics Academy World comes a reimagined fairy tale omnibus like no other. More than 2300 pages! 10 full-length books filled with vampires, magic, dragons, gargoyles, and more. One-click your copy today. ♥ ✓ #1 in Paranormal Fantasy ✓ #1 in Teen Romance ✓ #1 in Fairy Tales & Folklore __________ Snow White: Snow White has never been more than a klutzy teenager until the hunter shows up and sends her into a paranormal world. She'll need her best friend and her seven hot neighbors to help her become the woman she was meant to be before the vampire queen destroys her. Cinderella: Cinderella has her future all planned out with her angelic boyfriend. But when her fairy godmother shows up and tells her she belongs in another realm and to another man, she must make things right. But the fate of her realm rests in her hands and her choice of husband. Jasmine: Jasmine is a vampire with wings. And she hates them. So, when she meets a genie, he promises her three wishes. From the moment she utters the first one, the world is thrown out of balance. Now, she must put away her foolish love and find a way to save the world. Plus, so, so much more! This bundle includes: Snow White's complete story ~ Snow's Bite: Blood and Snow Fate and Magic Queen of the Vampires __________ Cinderella's complete story ~ Cinderella's Magic: Deadly Witch Royal Witch __________ Jasmine's complete story ~ Jasmine's Wishes: Vampire Lies Vampire Secrets Vampires & Gargoyles Vampires & Dragons Vampire Magics __________ This modern-day urban fantasy fairy tale series features plenty of romance with Snow White, Cinderella, and Jasmine. There are multiple love interests, but it's fade-to-black, and each "princess" chooses one man in the end. It is not reverse harem. So, if you enjoy romance, thrilling stories, and happily ever afters, then this set is for you! *** All sales are final. ***