House Of Havoc

From America's home style guru, tips for how to turn your hectic home into a haven

The cupboards are overflowing, the linen closet holds towels and tools, and your once tidy family room might as well come with a ringmaster. But that's called living, right? Wrong! Marni Jameson is here to prove that you can turn a hectic home into a haven - and do so without being voted off the island. With chapters such as ''Kids are Great - They Only Dismantle Your Home One Piece at a Time,'' you'll laugh as you learn whether to opt for solids or patterns; what constitutes ''indestructible flooring''; how to organize your house from top to bottom; and how to decorate so home appeal goes up and blood pressure goes down. House of Havoc is that indispensable guide for making the most of the house you have without driving everyone around you nuts.

Dewey Lambdin's lovable but incorrigible rogue, Captain Alan Lewrie, Royal Navy, is back to cut a wide and wicked swatch through the war-torn Caribbean in an entirely new high seas adventure. It's 1798, and Lewrie and his crew of the Proteus frigate have their work cut out for them. First, he has rashly vowed to uphold a friend's honour in a duel to the death. Second, he faces the horridly unwelcome arrival of HM Government's Foreign Office agents (out to use him as their cat's-paw in impossibly vaunting schemes against the French). And last, he must engineer the showdown with his arch foe and nemesis, the hideous ogre of the French Revolution's Terror, that clever fiend Guillaume Choundas! We know Lewrie can fight, but can he be a diplomat, too? He must deal with the newly reborn United States Navy, that uneasy, unofficial "ally", and the stunning, life-altering surprise they bring. For good or ill, Lewrie's in the "quag" up to his neck, this time. Can sword, pistol, and broadsides avail, or will words, low cunning, and Lewrie's irrepressible wit be the key to his victory and survival, as even the seas cry "Havoc"?

A group of journalists enters the vast South American rainforest in search of an ancient temple that is endangered by the country's ongoing guerrilla warfare. When a tragedy strikes, they quickly realize they are in for a life-or-death situation and not all of them will make it out alive. What follows is a series of events that will reveal the dark secrets one of the group members holds.

"Back to the daily grind," they say. But don't say that to Neuro, Dimwit, and Onion. They may get mad at you, considering that their daily grind consists of forced labor and working with unpredictable aliens of all kinds. Not to mention the Zeyrians, an advanced alien species that have taken over so many planets by force, including Earth. Neuro, Dimwit, and Onion are our three main heroes, which RSL would say is a generous way of putting it. In this book, they will have to adjust to their new home life on Planet Zeyrion. In one story, the three inept humans have to deal with COVID-19 on a planet full of immune aliens that don't care. In another story, the Robot Sexy Lady (RSL) must save the 3 men from a maniac. Trax gets scammed TWICE. It's crazy, mannnnn! Age Rating: T - Teen (Appropriate for readers age 12 and older. May contain mild violence, language and/or suggestive themes.) A Version with no swearing is available, too. ----- Space Grind is a story about three humans who are captured and become the slaves of an unpredictable alien named Trax. They are given the ridiculous names: Neuro, Dimwit, and Onion. They are forced to work for an alien race called the Zeyrians, and are trapped on their planet (Zeyrion). They also live with a robot woman named RSL (who helps them adjust to their news lives on Zeyrion), and a radioactive mutant baby alien named Radmu. Space Grind: House Havoc is the first book in the Space Grind book series. House Havoc focuses on five stories that take place in Trax's home. The main characters live in a retro-inspired alien saucer that is very substandard and falling apart. Neuro, Dimwit, and Onion must learn how to live with one another in Trax's home. The three of them each have a hard time adjusting, but do what they can to appease Trax until they can figure out how to escape.

From the New York Times bestselling author of the Ultimate series, an MMA fighter and a sassy stunner team up to take down trouble... Sexy, sculpted extreme fighter Dean “Havoc” Connor has knee-melting good looks—and thick skin. But not from his brutal sport’s enclosed rings. Orphaned and torn from his sisters as a boy, he has no family. That is, until he gets a letter revealing how much the once-little girls want him back in Harmony, Kentucky. To stop his sister from marrying a man as sleazy as he is wealthy, Dean finds himself teaming up with her pretty-but-smart-mouthed friend Eve—who’s heard of “Havoc’s” reputation and doesn’t need some hunk trampling on her heart. Now all Dean has to do is protect his sisters, win Eve over, and expose a devious criminal. And he thought winning the heavyweight cage fighting belt was hard…