How Not to Become a Little Old Lady

How Not to Become a Little Old Lady
Author: Mary McHugh
Publsiher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages: 145
Release: 2008-03-01
Genre: Self-Help
ISBN: 9780740788659

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You can be little. You can be old. You can be a lady. But you don’t have to be a little old lady! We’ve all seen her, hunched forward, her hair tucked neatly under a plastic rain bonnet. She’s clutching expired coupons, or discussing her latest health problems over lunch. She’s a little old lady . . . and she's coming your way at 2 mph. Little old ladies have elastic waistbands on all their slacks. They save rubber bands, remember fifteen-cent McDonald’s hamburgers, and have never seen a public rest room that was clean enough. How Not to Become a Little Old Lady is for any woman who is proud to have escaped little old ladyhood—or those in danger of slipping into it. Lighthearted and affectionately funny, it also includes charming illustrations from Adrienne Hartman.

How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man

How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man
Author: Mary McHugh
Publsiher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages: 146
Release: 2009-03-17
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 9780740781551

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Good things come in small sizes. That is so true, especially for How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man. Big on fun and filled with hilarious insights about how not to let our inner crotchety old man out, this one makes the perfect Father's Day gift. Men will learn how to age gracefully so they never rattle off an inappropriate "dirty old man" joke. They'll learn that reading the obits first is a cardinal sin and that never reading the instructions is a close second.

How Not to Act Like a Little Old Lady

How Not to Act Like a Little Old Lady
Author: Anonim
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 95
Release: 2010
Genre: Older people
ISBN: 188233096X

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For everyone who wants to make the years ahead more fulfilling, more fun and more meaningful. Secrets for living a long and happy life after 50.

The Little Old Lady Who Broke All the Rules

The Little Old Lady Who Broke All the Rules
Author: Catharina Ingelman-Sundberg
Publsiher: HarperCollins
Total Pages: 235
Release: 2016-07-12
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 9780062447982

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The Little Old Lady Who Was Not Afraid of Anything

The Little Old Lady Who Was Not Afraid of Anything
Author: Linda Williams
Publsiher: Harper Collins
Total Pages: 36
Release: 1988-09-07
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9780064431835

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0nce upon a time, there was a little old lady who was not afraid of anything! But one autumn night, while walking in the woods, the little old lady heard . . . CLOMP, CLOMP, SHAKE, SHAKE, CLAP, CLAP. And the little old lady who was not afraid of anything had the scare of her life!

You Don t Look Your Age and Other Fairy Tales

You Don t Look Your Age   and Other Fairy Tales
Author: Sheila Nevins
Publsiher: Flatiron Books
Total Pages: 192
Release: 2017-05-02
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 9781250111326

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INSTANT NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER “Thank you to Sheila Nevins for putting all this down for posterity. Women need this kind of honest excavation of the process of living.” —Meryl Streep An astonishingly frank, funny, poignant book for any woman who wishes they had someone who would say to them, “This happened to me, learn from my mistakes and my successes. Because you don’t get smarter as you get older, you get braver.” Sheila Nevins is the best friend you never knew you had. She is your discreet confidante you can tell any secret to, your sage mentor at work who helps you navigate the often uneven playing field, your wise sister who has “been there, done that,” your hysterical girlfriend whose stories about men will make laugh until you cry. Sheila Nevins is the one person who always tells it like it is. In You Don’t Look Your Age, the famed documentary producer (as President of HBO Documentary Films for over 30 years, Nevins has rightfully been credited with creating the documentary rebirth) finally steps out from behind the camera and takes her place front and center. In these pages you will read about the real life challenges of being a woman in a man's world, what it means to be a working mother, what it’s like to be an older woman in a youth-obsessed culture, the sometimes changing, often sweet truth about marriages, what being a feminist really means, and that you are in good company if your adult children don’t return your phone calls. So come, sit down, make yourself comfortable, (and for some of you, don’t forget the damn reading glasses). You’re in for a treat.

How to Become a Sweet Old Lady Instead of a Grumpy Old Grouch

How to Become a Sweet Old Lady Instead of a Grumpy Old Grouch
Author: Marilynn Carlson Webber,William D. Webber
Publsiher: Zondervan Publishing Company
Total Pages: 0
Release: 1996
Genre: Women
ISBN: 0310207169

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With practicality and humor, these anecdotes show how choices we make in our 30s and 40s determine who we will become as we grow older--and how making right choices helps us develop positive traits including courage to face change, growth in grace, and contentment.

If I Get Hit By a Bus Tomorrow Here s How to Replace the Toilet Paper Roll

If I Get Hit By a Bus Tomorrow  Here s How to Replace the Toilet Paper Roll
Author: Mary McHugh
Publsiher: Willow Creek Press
Total Pages: 96
Release: 2014-07-12
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781623435554

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With this delightful, tongue-in-cheek guide for men who can win a case before the Supreme Court or run a conglomerate but can’t find the butter, Ms. McHugh provides a step-by-step guide for making breakfast, emptying the dishwasher, finding the clothes hamper and doing the laundry, along with an assortment of other domestic necessities. She continues with wise advice for men whose wives are pregnant—“How to Live with a Pregnant Wife Without Complaining about Anything While Making Her Feel Sexy and Desirable At All Times”, tells them how to go without sleep for three months after the baby is born, and finishes up with “How to Watch Football and the Baby at the Same Time.” A chapter on taking care of three small boys while staying sane should be on every young father’s emergency list for times when his wife is out of town on business or visiting her mother in Iowa. And finally, instructions on answering a ringing telephone, folding shirts for a business trip and finding his wallet, keys, glasses, socks and underwear are absolute must-reads for every man who thinks some invisible being does all those things. Aimed at busy women of all ages, this book will also make grown men laugh and might even be useful when they run out of underwear.