Keep Calm And Color Dicks

Feeling stressed? Surrounded by idiots? Ever wish you could just punch the wall, or punch them? Ever wish you could just curse a blue streak? Well, calm down my friend. No need to make a scene. Just break out your colored pencils, crayons, or markers. Put on a little music. And sit down and color. Some nice little mandalas. Filled with your favorite swear words and dirty expressions. AAAaah. That's better! Feel the stress leaving your body? Why, you're feeling more and more like yourself with every passing minute. And look at the art your making in the meantime. Beautiful and dirty at the same time. Great gift for yourself or other uninhibited adult. In the bestselling "Keep Calm and Color This Sh*t," you'll enjoy: 30 new, original, and fun-to-color designs Single-sided pages (no bleed through!) Nice, big 8.5" x 11" pages 30 of your favorite swear words included (you may even learn a new word or two!) Each swear is easy to see and color Each page is adorned with mandala patterns, as well, for that peaceful, easy feeling Order now and receive peace in the mail, Zen Master. For any and all fans of adult coloring books, mandala coloring books, swear word coloring books, and curse words in general. Get your dirty on! WARNING: Not for children, by the way, because this book contains ADULT LANGUAGE, which you and I know as "dirty words.""

Feeling stressed? Surrounded by idiots? Ever wish you could just punch the wall, or punch them? Ever wish you could just curse a blue streak? Well, calm down my friend. No need to make a scene. Just break out your colored pencils, crayons, or markers. Put on a little music. And sit down and color. Some nice little mandalas. Filled with your favorite swear words and dirty expressions. AAAaah. That's better! Feel the stress leaving your body? Why, you're feeling more and more like yourself with every passing minute. And look at the art your making in the meantime. Beautiful and dirty at the same time. Great gift for yourself or other uninhibited adult. In the bestselling "F*ck It All, Let's Just Color," you'll enjoy: 30 new, original, and fun-to-color designs Single-sided pages (no bleed through!) Nice, big 8.5" x 11" pages 30 of your favorite swear words included (you may even learn a new word or two!) Each swear is easy to see and color Each page is adorned with mandala patterns, as well, for that peaceful, easy feeling Order now and receive peace in the mail, Zen Master. For any and all fans of adult coloring books, mandala coloring books, swear word coloring books, and curse words in general. Get your dirty on! WARNING: Not for children, by the way, because this book contains ADULT LANGUAGE, which you and I know as "dirty words.""

Feeling stressed? Surrounded by idiots? Ever wish you could just punch the wall, or punch them? Ever wish you could just curse a blue streak? Well, calm down my friend. No need to make a scene. Just break out your colored pencils, crayons, or markers. Put on a little music. And sit down and color. Some nice little mandalas. Filled with your favorite swear words and dirty expressions. AAAaah. That's better! Feel the stress leaving your body? Why, you're feeling more and more like yourself with every passing minute. And look at the art your making in the meantime. Beautiful and dirty at the same time. Great gift for yourself or other uninhibited adult. In the bestselling "Never Mind the Bollocks, Just Color!," you'll enjoy: 30 new, original, and fun-to-color designs Single-sided pages (no bleed through!) Nice, big 8.5" x 11" pages 30 of your favorite swear words included (you may even learn a new word or two!) Each swear is easy to see and color Each page is adorned with mandala patterns, as well, for that peaceful, easy feeling Order now and receive peace in the mail, Zen Master. For any and all fans of adult coloring books, mandala coloring books, swear word coloring books, and curse words in general. Get your dirty on! WARNING: Not for children, by the way, because this book contains ADULT LANGUAGE, which you and I know as "dirty words.""

Embark on a delightful coloring journey with our whimsical adult coloring book! This one-of-a-kind coloring masterpiece features 30 PROVOCATIVE ILUSTRATIONS in a variety of styles, including MANDALA, BOHO, FLORAL, FANTASY and REALISTIC, all infused with a wonderful sense of humor. But that's not all - this book goes beyond mere coloring. Immerse yourself in a world of wit and wisdom as you discover countless JOKES, intriguing FACTS and thought-provoking QUOTES about penises sprinkled throughout the pages. This coloring book is designed to tickle your funny bone, lift your spirits and provide a calming escape from the daily hustle and bustle. Designed exclusively for adults, the "dick coloring book" is more than just coloring; it's a joyful journey into creativity and relaxation. Whether you're looking for a way to relax after a long day or a unique way to add a little humor to your artistic expression, this coloring book is the perfect companion. Get ready to color, giggle and find zen amidst the fun world of penises!

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They are everywhere, happy, sad, insinuating or just funny.As a good neighbor you should always greet them, but do not shake hands too vigorously as they may behave strangely.A great gift for Christmas or birthday.

Feeling stressed? Surrounded by idiots? Ever wish you could just punch the wall, or punch them? Ever wish you could just curse a blue streak? Well, calm down my friend. No need to make a scene. Just break out your colored pencils, crayons, or markers. Put on a little music. And sit down and color. Some nice little mandalas. Filled with your favorite swear words and dirty expressions. AAAaah. That's better! Feel the stress leaving your body? Why, you're feeling more and more like yourself with every passing minute. And look at the art your making in the meantime. Beautiful and dirty at the same time. Great gift for yourself or other uninhibited adult. In the bestselling "Don't be a Wanker, Just Color Your Bloody Stress Away," you'll enjoy: 30 new, original, and fun-to-color designs Single-sided pages (no bleed through!) Nice, big 8.5" x 11" pages 30 of your favorite swear words included (you may even learn a new word or two!) Each swear is easy to see and color Each page is adorned with mandala patterns, as well, for that peaceful, easy feeling Order now and receive peace in the mail, Zen Master. For any and all fans of adult coloring books, mandala coloring books, swear word coloring books, and curse words in general. Get your dirty on! WARNING: Not for children, by the way, because this book contains ADULT LANGUAGE, which you and I know as "dirty words.""

The Original Dickpedia is second to none when it comes to adult coloring books! We have brought tons of personal hands on experience to every page. While the competition may be stiff, you will not find another one like this! Each page comes with its very own dick and complete background for your coloring pleasure. Volume One contains 30 of your favorite names, each with their own tagline! You will appreciate the hours of stress free and relaxing coloring available, once you stop laughing! Perfect for all occasions and sure to be a hit with anyone that has a sense of humor. Family, friends, co-workers, military, and neighbors will all love our books! Bachelor or Bachelorette Parties, Bar Mitzvahs, Birthdays, Christmas, Easter, Father's Day, Graduations, Halloween, Mother's Day, there is a dick for everyone! Giving The Original Dickpedia as Dirty Santa Gifts, Gag Gifts, Stocking Stuffers, and White Elephants Exchanges will surely make you the talk of the town (or office)! We take great pride in bringing you the best experience with all of our books. Therefore, all books are printed single sided and are designed for not only true colorists, but hobbyists as well. Colored pencils, crayons, markers, gel pens, take your pick and color a dick! What others are saying about this book.... "It puts the dick in ridiculous " - David from NJ "The best way to send a dick pic" - Chris from NC "I couldn't wait for it to come" - Gina from CA "The climax of 2020" - Cheryl from FL "I'd come anywhere to color this book" - Vanessa from HI