The Best Ever Book Of Physical Therapist Jokes

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Physical therapist jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Physical therapist Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Physical therapist Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Physical therapist joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Physical therapist jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Physical therapists wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Physical therapist and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Physical therapist brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Physical therapist who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Physical therapists laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Physiotherapist jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Physiotherapist Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Physiotherapist Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Physiotherapist joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Physiotherapist jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Physiotherapists wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Physiotherapist and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Physiotherapist brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Physiotherapist who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Physiotherapists laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Andrew Tran, PT, DPT brings you over 90 pages of anatomy jokes to keep yourself and your patients entertained! You'll ulna cringe once or twice, but the laughs are guaranteed. Gift yourself or your favorite PT a book that plays to all their strengths.

If you're looking to gain respect from your employees, increase your income and get more out of your friends, for you, The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Physical Therapists is the book you're looking for. While The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Physical Therapists appears to be parody of motivational books, many employers have used this book to get their employees to work harder and increase their standing in the community. Rather than showing you ways to motivate your employees so they'll want to work harder, this book show you how to use fear and intimidation to MAKE them work harder, and ensure that your friends give you the respect you think you deserve. Some of the ways you can use demotivation to get what you want include: *** Every Physical Therapist knows that meetings are a complete waste of time. Make yourself more efficient by turning up at every meeting fifteen minutes late, leaving early, and popping in and out while it's in progress. *** Maintain the distance between yourself, the Physical Therapist, and your friends by never smiling or saying hello to anybody. While this may appear rude, it's better than having to deal with their problems. *** Nobody gets a better deal at restaurants than Physical Therapists. Before dividing up the bill, calculate your share and work out if it's cheaper to split the bill evenly, or for everybody to pay their own share. Do this every time to save the maximum amount possible. *** Install phones in every bathroom stall and above the urinals so your employees can continue working while they do their business. ***

M*A*S*H meets Scrubs in a sharply observant, darkly funny, and totally unique debut memoir from physical therapist Adele Levine. In her six years at Walter Reed Army Medical Center, Adele Levine rehabilitated soldiers admitted in worse and worse shape. As body armor and advanced trauma care helped save the lives—if not the limbs—of American soldiers fighting in Afghanistan and Iraq, Walter Reed quickly became the world leader in amputee rehabilitation. But no matter the injury, physical therapy began the moment the soldiers emerged from surgery. Days at Walter Reed were intense, chaotic, consuming, and heartbreaking, but they were also filled with camaraderie and humor. Working in a glassed-in fishbowl gymnasium, Levine, her colleagues, and their combat-injured patients were on display at every moment to tour groups, politicians, and celebrities. Some would shudder openly at the sight—but inside the glass and out of earshot, the PTs and the patients cracked jokes, played pranks, and compared stumps. With dazzling storytelling, Run, Don’t Walk introduces a motley array of oddball characters including: Jim, a retired lieutenant-colonel who stays up late at night baking cake after cake, and the militant dietitian who is always after him; a surgeon who only speaks in farm analogies; a therapy dog gone rogue; —and Levine’s toughest patient, the wild, defiant Cosmo, who comes in with one leg amputated and his other leg shattered. Entertaining, engrossing, and ultimately inspiring, Run, Don’t Walk is a fascinating look into a hidden world.

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