Us Army Zombie Combat Skills

The shocking undead discovery of a military historian Zombies remain popular – from The Walking Dead to Ash vs. Evil Dead, they just won’t go away A gifty, zombie collector’s item Authentic military design with 150 illustrations Unearthed from a dusty Army archive, here are portions of two draft manuals instructing soldiers on how to confront . . . ZOMBIES! Now declassified, these files offer a guided tour of the U.S. Army’s adaptable approach to the zombie menace: first through battle strategies and field tactics, and later through instruction on capturing and retraining zombies to use as military assets. Showcasing the seemingly outrageous illustrations from the original volumes, a military historian has selected points of interest, such as the use of zombie combatants during the Cold War, or changes in zombie behavior.

The Army's newest field manual distributed to all its soldiers - how to perform all the combat skills needed to survive on the battlefield against the hordes of the undead - in a durable package. Combat against the undead is chaotic, intense, and shockingly destructive. In your first battle, you will experience the confusing and often terrifying sights, sounds, smells, and dangers of the zombie battlefield - and you must learn to survive and win despite them. You could face a fierce and relentless enemy. You could be surrounded by destruction, death, and the undead. Your leaders and fellow soldiers may shout urgent commands and warnings, lost in the drone of the advancing enemy. Friendly fire rounds might impact near you. The air could be filled with the smell of explosives, propellant, and decaying flesh. You might hear the screams of a devoured comrade. However, even in all this confusion and fear, if you uphold your Warrior Ethos and follow the training provided in this book, you can win in battle against zombies and return home with honor.

When a zombie is taken prisoner by the Army, it need not be uselessly destroyed. In fact, just as our Army trains dogs for combat roles, it has a program to train the captured Undead for combat roles. No zombie that our Army can capture will go unutilized. This is our Army’s “No Zombie Left Behind” policy. The manual in your hands is the Department of Defense’s principal source of information on care, conditioning, training, and operations of our Army’s Working Zombies – such as Blech!, the brave zombie who served in a capacity similar to that of his canine comrade Cairo in the raid that killed Bin Laden. From basics, such as “HEEL” and “STAY” to negotiating obstacle courses, to tracking, searching, attacking, and even zombies working undercover in the real world, this manual shows readers how our military trains zombies to be soldier zombies. Illustrations depict the dos and don’ts of zombie care, training, and operations. Contents include: * Zombie-Veterinary Training Priorities * Principles of Conditioning and Behavior Modification * Patrol Zombie Training * Clear Signals Training Method * Deferred Final Response * Detector Zombie Training Validation * The Military Working Zombie Program (MWZ Program) * Facilities and Equipment * And more . . .

Arguing that the Bildungsroman is humanist culture's own origin story, Feder draws on the work of biologists in her examination of works by Voltaire, Mary Shelley, Virginia Woolf and Jamaica Kincaid. She dramatizes Western culture's own awareness of the instability of the binary of nature and culture, making a timely intervention in the ongoing culture-nature debate, bridging the gap between cultural theory and biologically grounded research.

FM 999-3 is the first ever Zombie combat manual written by qualified professionals.FM 999-3 covers the basic knowledge required of every four man team operating in a Zombie infested environment.The Army Zombie Combat Command and the Army Zombie Combat School were established in 2010 as an answer to the growing fears of a Zombie infestation, commonly referred to as a Zombie apocalypse.The Army has often received criticism for preparing to fight the last war and the Zombie Combat Command and the Zombie Combat School were established to break this multi-generational habit.The Command and the School represent the new Army of forward thinking officers and enlisted men who work tirelessly to counter a threat that has yet to emerge.The Zombies' hopes of a successful campaign to exterminate the human species is fully dependent on its ability to hit the population with thunderclap surprise. Both the Command and the School will provide the Army and its soldiers the ability to deny the enemy this advantage and defeat them in tomorrow's battlefield.- Commandant, United States Army Zombie Combat School

The Zombie Combat Manual is a comprehensive guide that demonstrates how anyone, from seasoned fighter to average citizen, can become an effective warrior in the inevitable battle against the undead. With detailed illustrations and firsthand accounts from zombie combat veterans, this manual provides readers with the information they need to emerge victoriously from a close combat encounter with a walking corpse. Now is the time to learn how to survive a hand-to-hand battle against the advancing army of the undead-before humans fall prey to their growing ranks.