Why Are My Nuts in the Toilet Water and Other Questions Older Men Need Answered

Why Are My Nuts in the Toilet Water  and Other Questions Older Men Need Answered
Author: Allen F. Mahon
Publsiher: CreateSpace
Total Pages: 34
Release: 2015-11-18
Genre: Electronic Book
ISBN: 1519120745

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Author Allen F. Mahon takes a break from his serious writing to delve into some of the changes men deal with as they enter and navigate through their elder years. His whit and humor is as sharp as some of the subjects he attempts to explain. Mr. Mahon's take on the changes he is going through, as he moves through his sixties, is unique and a bit off beat. The title of this book should tip you off as to his approach to life. As he says in this book, "We just need to deal with all that aging throws at us with dignity, grace and a good sense of humor." If you are looking for a little laughter in your life, this is the book for you.

How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man

How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man
Author: Mary McHugh
Publsiher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages: 146
Release: 2009-03-17
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 9780740781551

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Good things come in small sizes. That is so true, especially for How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man. Big on fun and filled with hilarious insights about how not to let our inner crotchety old man out, this one makes the perfect Father's Day gift. Men will learn how to age gracefully so they never rattle off an inappropriate "dirty old man" joke. They'll learn that reading the obits first is a cardinal sin and that never reading the instructions is a close second.

1 001 Facts that Will Scare the S t Out of You

1 001 Facts that Will Scare the S  t Out of You
Author: Cary McNeal
Publsiher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 320
Release: 2010-04-18
Genre: Games & Activities
ISBN: 9781605506241

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A compendium of 1,001 facts about food, human behavior, health, drug use, the weather, animals, and more.

The Joys of Getting Older

The Joys of Getting Older
Author: Thomas Senior,Cindy Oldham,Cindy Senior
Publsiher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages: 6
Release: 2000-04
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0740708864

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"An inspirational look at the beauty found within the Circle of Life." —The Times "A straightforward, clear-cut how-to book for putting a spark (or two!) back into your life. It truly describes the magical beauty to be found in the twilight years." &mdashYule Biyung, author and inspirational speaker Thomas and Cindy Senior are the best-selling husband-and-wife team who authored Retiring Gracefully and Senior Sex: How to Rekindle the Sizzle in Your Bedroom. In The Joys of Getting Older the tradition of their previous books, they have collected all their best advice and share their insights into how you can lead a happy and energetic life after reaching "that certain age." The Seniors are living out their dream retirement in sunny Florida, where hurricanes and theme parks provide routine stimulation in their lives.

Good Old Days My Ass

Good Old Days My Ass
Author: David A. Fryxell
Publsiher: Penguin
Total Pages: 275
Release: 2012-10-04
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781440322464

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Welcome to the Not-So-Glorious Days With the uncertain economy, lingering wars, and the ever-present threats of everything from bird flu to Bieber Fever, it's tempting to long for the "good old days." But just how good were they? Buckle up for a bumpy ride down memory lane (and try not to get trampled) as these 665 funny history facts and terrifying truths reveal the unfortunate reality of life during the eighteenth, nineteenth and early twentieth centuries. From patents that should still be pending to hairdos that attract vermin, these horrors will leave you thankful you didn't have to struggle to live through them. Brace yourself as the truth hits you like an ice-cold Victorian-era shower with enough pressure to knock you unconscious. Get ready to shudder with laughter (or horror) at these funny moments in history that are not to be forgotten.

You re Only Old Once Read Listen Edition

You re Only Old Once  Read   Listen Edition
Author: Dr. Seuss
Publsiher: Random House Books for Young Readers
Total Pages: 48
Release: 2013-11-05
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9780385383349

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With his unmistakable rhymes and signature illustration style, Dr. Seuss creates a classic picture-book ode to aging in You're Only Old Once! On a visit to "the Golden Years Clinic on Century Square for Spleen Readjustment and Muffler Repair," readers will laugh with familiar horror at the poking and prodding and testing and ogling that go hand in hand with the dreaded appellation of "senior citizen." Though Dr. Seuss is known for his peerless work in books for children, this comical look at what it's like to get older is ideal for Seuss fans of advanced years. In his own words, this is "a book for obsolete children." A perfect gift for retirement, birthdays, and holidays! This Read & Listen edition contains audio narration.

How Not to Become a Little Old Lady

How Not to Become a Little Old Lady
Author: Mary McHugh
Publsiher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages: 145
Release: 2008-03-01
Genre: Self-Help
ISBN: 9780740788659

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You can be little. You can be old. You can be a lady. But you don’t have to be a little old lady! We’ve all seen her, hunched forward, her hair tucked neatly under a plastic rain bonnet. She’s clutching expired coupons, or discussing her latest health problems over lunch. She’s a little old lady . . . and she's coming your way at 2 mph. Little old ladies have elastic waistbands on all their slacks. They save rubber bands, remember fifteen-cent McDonald’s hamburgers, and have never seen a public rest room that was clean enough. How Not to Become a Little Old Lady is for any woman who is proud to have escaped little old ladyhood—or those in danger of slipping into it. Lighthearted and affectionately funny, it also includes charming illustrations from Adrienne Hartman.

What s So Funny About Getting Old

What s So Funny About Getting Old
Author: Ed Fischer,Jane Thomas Noland
Publsiher: Running Press Adult
Total Pages: 128
Release: 2014-03-11
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781476742915

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One bonus of getting older is that it gives us a great perspective on life ...and that includes plenty of humor! This collection of cartoons, quips, quotes, and insights introduces a new comedy genre: elderhumor. It captures the wry hilarity of our real-life sitcoms. Generational vocabulary gaps, miscommunications, preoccupation with health and comforts, foibles, disguises (for aging), even physical limitations -- all can have their funny sides when we're laughing at ourselves. One bonus of getting older is that it gives us a great perspective on life ...and that includes plenty of humor! This collection of cartoons, quips, quotes, and insights introduces a new comedy genre: elderhumor. It captures the wry hilarity of our real-life sitcoms. Generational vocabulary gaps, miscommunications, preoccupation with health and comforts, foibles, disguises (for aging), even physical limitations -- all can have their funny sides when we're laughing at ourselves. This book, a light-hearted gift for anyone who's 50-plus, is a memoryjogger too. Remember the Katzenjammer Kids? Jack Armstrong? Apple Mary? Check out your friends' ages by their responses to a "Vanishing Words" test (examples: "spider," "broomstick skirt," "running board," "the shag"). If you're still calling the refrigerator an "icebox," it's a giveaway -- you're probably over 60. What's So Funny about Getting Old? is brought to you by a comedy team of two. Ed Fischer is an award-winning cartoonist. Jane Thomas Noland, author of Laugh It Off (what's so funny about trying to lose weight?) is a books editor and a former Minneapolis Star Tribune feature writer. Both have delicious ways of looking at life. Both, like all the rest of us, are getting older. Laughter heals. Laughter helps. Laughter keeps us in shape emotionally and physically. Read this book and try it. You'll be convinced, as these authors are, that there's only one way to grow older -- with a healthy sense of humor!