Zelda Wisdom

Zelda Wisdom
Author: Carol Gardner
Publsiher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages: 124
Release: 2001-10-02
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0740718975

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Zelda, a seven-year-old bulldog, is the most unlikely of supermodels, who happens to star in the Zelda Wisdom greeting card line and other licensed products. This kit includes a 32-page booklet from her book, Zelda Wisdom, and a canine cut-out that stands up and can be dressed in three ravishing cling-made outfits. The combination is a howl!

Zelda s Moments with Mom

Zelda s Moments with Mom
Author: Carol Gardner,Shane Young
Publsiher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages: 113
Release: 2006-03
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 9780740757105

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Judging from the runaway hit the best-selling Zelda Wisdom series has become, it's clear that English bulldogs possess a mug that many more than just a mother could love. Now Zelda shares her wisdom on mothers in Zelda's Moments with Mom, a wonderful blend of humorous sentiment and four-legged fun.Zelda's Moments with Mom is the perfect keepsake for Mother's Day, birthdays, and special occasions, or anytime Mom deserves a special little thank-you. Carol Gardner and Shane Young have created the perfect tribute to moms, motherhood, and even a few famous mothers, like the Queen Mother and Mother Teresa, because "After all, motherhood and sainthood should be synonymous. Zelda is joined by a pack of adorable little pups in a touching scrapbook-style collection designed to tell Mom just how important she is. As Zelda puts it: * From the beginning you think you are in control. Yet, it's "Have buggy, let's boogey . . . baby in charge!" * When a sibling arrives mothers have the tough job of being the impartial referees in "double-dog-dare-ya" disputes. * Not only were you a great soccer mom, but you taught me that I'd always miss 100 percent of the goals I didn't try to kick. I'm still "kicking" whenever I see an opportunity. Zelda's Moments with Mom is sure to be a doggone winner with mothers everywhere.

Zelda Rules on Love

Zelda Rules on Love
Author: Carol Gardner
Publsiher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages: 122
Release: 2002-10-02
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0740727702

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Ask anyone "What defines unconditional love?" and nine out of 10 people will say, "My dog." So who could say it better than Zelda, a 60-pound bulldog? Eminently photographic and wisely wacky, Zelda delivers her advice to the lovelorn with prescriptions for romantic success in this delightful book, Zelda Rules on Love. This hilarious book features the "adore-a-bull" bulldog in a new collection of photographs, combined with her humorous take on the world of love. Zelda dressed in a red sweater with a red rose in her mouth says, "To be loved . . . be love-a-bull." Zelda in designer attire surrounded by chic shopping bags and credit cards advises, "When love fails, go shopping. . . . You can always return what you don't want." In a chapter entitled Memor-a-bull Friends and Lovers, Zelda teams up with her best friend, Baby, to portray all the favorites, including Laurel and Hardy, Zelda and Louise, Tonto and the Lone Ranger, Anthony and Cleopatra, and many more. All in all, Zelda knows where it's at when it comes to love.

Sometimes Madness is Wisdom

Sometimes Madness is Wisdom
Author: Kendall Taylor
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 500
Release: 2003
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: UOM:39076002477169

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A compulsively readable book about the literary marriage of a great American writer and his talented yet often overlooked wife, who succumbed to madness as her husband rose to worldwide fame.

Zelda s Survival Guide

Zelda s Survival Guide
Author: Carol Gardner,Shane Young
Publsiher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages: 124
Release: 2003-10
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0740739018

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In "Zelda's Survival Guide," Zelda is the guide dog for all stages of life, teaming up with puppy pal Angus to give tips on how to survive childhood and parenting and delivering advice on the best way to overcome stress in the workplace, win with a double chin through mid-life, and much more.

Dear Zelda

Dear Zelda
Author: Carol Gardner,Shane Young
Publsiher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages: 149
Release: 2007-04
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9780740760518

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* "This doggy diva is queen of the catwalk." -Oprah Winfrey, The Oprah Winfrey Show * Zelda is the official "spokesdog" for Delta Society Pet Partners, an international program dedicated to the human-animal healing bond. With a full line of Zelda Wisdom cards, calendars, gift kits, other licensed products, and seven previous books under her collar, Zelda now dispenses her advice on her popular weekly Dear Zelda column on www.zeldawisdom.com. At the core of Zelda's wisdom is a focus on humor and healing. As owner Carol Gardner explains, "Zelda always makes me laugh. She's proof that you don't have to be thin, rich, young, or wrinkle-free to be successful. More important, you don't have to be perfect to be happy." From peer pressure to retirement and from sibling rivalry to toxic relationships and much more, Zelda's advice allows us to laugh at ourselves and realize that in life's ups and downs, we are never alone. Tough when necessary, and tender when needed, there is a little Zelda in all of us!

Zelda s Bloopers

Zelda s Bloopers
Author: Carol Gardner,Shane Young
Publsiher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages: 118
Release: 2005-09
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9780740754692

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"To err is human . . . but it feels divine," said the inimitable Mae West, and how right she was. Zelda's Bloopers: The Good, the Bad, and the Whatever offers up Zelda in some of her irresistible moments where she manages to make lemonade out of the "lemons." Zelda's Bloopers is the sixth book from this 60-pound wrinkled marvel of wisdom and wit. For the first time, her enamored fans can see Zelda as they've never seen her before-not quite picture-perfect. Even in her less glamorous moments, Zelda teaches us something about life: You can turn even your goof-ups into something great. Originally filed away as rejects, these photos are juxtaposed with the original, ready-for-publication pictures, with smart, sassy sayings that complement both images. Always a media favorite, Zelda has been featured in the New York Times and on Oprah, Good Morning America, and the Today show.

Zelda s Tips from the Tub

Zelda s Tips from the Tub
Author: Carol Gardner,Shane Young
Publsiher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages: 118
Release: 2005-05
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9780740750229

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With Zelda's previous four books selling over 200,000 copies, Zelda's Tips from the Tub is sure to become another best-seller.Settle down with Zelda's Tips from the Tub for a nice long bubble bath to escape the pressures of everyday life. As you relax and unwind, you can absorb the wisdom of Zelda, chuckle, reflect, chuckle some more, and resolve issues. As Zelda puts it, "Even good girls get dirty sometimes. Zelda is a new breed of supermodel. Her measurements are 32-32-32. Her wisdom allows us to laugh at ourselves when we take life too seriously. And her popularity is growing! She's been featured in the New York Times, and Ladies' Home Journal, Good Morning America, and even Oprah Winfrey have all raved about her. She even received an honorary "Pet" degree from Harvard. Zelda's Tips from the Tub is the fifth book from this sixty-pound wise and witty bulldog. Her newest volume is all about taking time out (albeit not much) and coming away with a new and refreshed attitude. So sit back, relax, put your feet up, and enjoy-just don't drink the bathwater!