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1 000 Unforgettable Senior Moments
Author | : Tom Friedman |
Publsiher | : Workman Publishing |
Total Pages | : 195 |
Release | : 2017-05-16 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9780761193678 |
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The president who left the nuclear launch codes in a suit at the dry cleaners. The novelist who put the orange juice outside and the kitten in the refrigerator. The Russian general who left home in full military dress . . . minus his pants. The famous sex goddess who blew the same line through 52 takes. And the rock star who no longer remembers 1975. Filled with classic lapses, gaffes, and mental bloopers, 1,000 Unforgettable Senior Moments is a fabulous and witty gift for anyone of a certain age. And now it is updated, revised with more than 20 percent new stories, and repackaged in two color, making it an even more vibrant, visually appealing, fresh, and compellingly readable book. Anyone who’s ever had a mental lapse will empathize with relative spring chicken Nicki Minaj, who, while accepting a BET Viewers’ Choice Award, forgot why she was receiving the statuette (on live national television, no less). Or the team of astrophysicists who believed they had discovered proof of alien life—only to discover the signals were coming from the lunchroom microwave. Here’s a best man forgetting to show up at the wedding, a musician leaving his priceless cello in a cab, the bank robber who wrote a holdup note on a paycheck stub that had his name and address printed on it, and the Fox studio chief who, when pressed by his leading lady to remember her name, offered “. . . Cleopatra?”
1 000 Unforgettable Senior Moments
Author | : Tom Friedman |
Publsiher | : Workman Publishing |
Total Pages | : 177 |
Release | : 2006-05-03 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9780761166122 |
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No, you’re not losing your mind. And you’re definitely not alone. There’s Jimmy Carter, forgetting the nuclear launch codes in a suit at the dry cleaners. Rod Stewart fumbling for the name of the intense first love who inspired “Maggie Mae.” G. K. Chesterton writing a long letter to hismother announcing the good news about his engagement—while his mother is in the room with him. Marilyn Monroe blowing the same line through 52 takes during the filming of Some Like It Hot. Celebrating history’s greatest mental lapses, is a perfect impulse book in the fine gift format of Famous Last Words. Not just outlandishly funny, it’s also a book of great comfort—after all, having a senior moment puts you in the company of Einstein, Lincoln, Beethoven, Newton, Toscanini, and a whole assortment of presidents, poets, philosophers, popes, and Nobel Prize–winners. Talk about gaffes. Here are best men forgetting to show up at the wedding. Judges staggered by the incompetence of their previous decisions. Senators frozen in front of TV cameras. Olympic officials gazing absently while bewildered runners continue through the finish line. Bono losing the only copy of his lyrics to a new album. Forget to pick up your copy today!
The Book of Senior Moments
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Author | : Shelley Klein |
Publsiher | : Unknown |
Total Pages | : 135 |
Release | : 2016-08-11 |
Genre | : Electronic Book |
ISBN | : 1782436391 |
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More Senior Moments
Author | : Shelley Klein |
Publsiher | : Hardie Grant Publishing |
Total Pages | : 176 |
Release | : 2007-01-01 |
Genre | : Aging |
ISBN | : 1740665864 |
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The Publishers Weekly
Author | : Anonim |
Publsiher | : Unknown |
Total Pages | : 908 |
Release | : 2007 |
Genre | : American literature |
ISBN | : UCSD:31822036083608 |
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Senior Moments Ageing Disgracefully
Author | : Tim Whyatt |
Publsiher | : Templar Publishing |
Total Pages | : 50 |
Release | : 2017-11-16 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9781787413030 |
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A timelessly funny cartoon collection by Tim Whyatt. Everyone has at some stage had a 'senior moment' whether you've called your child by the wrong name, returned from the supermarket without the one item you went out for in the first place or even moaned at the annoying kid who is playing their music too loud. The years may keep piling up and our bodies may be losing the ultimate battle against gravity but our humour remains the same! Senior Moments: Ageing Distgracefully is an amusing collection of some of the best of two-time 'Henries' winner, Tim Whyatt's hilarious imagery, depicting the highs, lows, laughter and indignities of later life.
Senior Moments Love and Marriage
Author | : Tim Whyatt |
Publsiher | : Senior Moments |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 2019-03 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1787411370 |
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Do you remember when you had that feeling of butterflies, that instant sexual chemistry and the joy of falling in love? Now do you remember getting married and forgetting what any of that feels like? Resigned to a life of birthday sex and children slowly draining your bank account? This hilarious book depicts both the early stages of love and attraction, and the laugh out loud realities of being married. Not all bad, but certainly all funny.
Senior Moments
Author | : Don Core |
Publsiher | : Sofits Publishing |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 1999-12 |
Genre | : Aging |
ISBN | : 1879752034 |
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Senior Moments is a humorous look at the aging process, as seen through the eyes for a person whose mind says, Let's go, live it up and whose body says Been there, done that, forget it. A lively and wise, but cautious, senior citizen.Growing Old is Not for Sissies. It takes a certain amount of panache, savior faire, and just plain bravery to become a Senior Citizen. This honor is not for the faint-hearted.This book includes eighteen comical illustrations, a couple of amusing photographs and a generous sprinkling of fun one-liners, all with the goal of eliciting a smile, a chuckle, a guffaw or, in some instances, just an amusing memory.