A Brit On The Side

How do you tell your best friend you had the best sex of your life with her brother in short-term parking? Short answer - you don't. I probably should have declined my bestie’s invitation to spend the summer in England working at her family’s castle-turned-hotel. But, dammit, it was either that or teach summer school math. Two doors down from my ex. Obvious choice, right? Except now I’m living within kissing distance of Jasper for the entire summer, and he’s just as sweet and sexy as I remember. Unfortunately, I also remember he gave me the best orgasm of my life in short-term parking. And on the desk chair. Then the kitchen counter. Judging by the way he kisses me, he remembers too. Clearly, the best solution is: a)Avoid him at all costs. b) Sneak into Jasper’s room and bring a little Atlanta heat to the UK. c) Fall for him. Hard. I’m not going to choose C. Almost definitely. Keywords: best friend's sibling romance, steamy contemporary romance, romantic comedy, romance set in England, second chance romance, happily ever after, love books, complete romance novel, no cliffhangers, sexually romantic book, guaranteed HEA

Bea's English escape plan: * Work in a real English castle* Spend quality time with bestie* Figure out what spotted dick really is* Fall for bestie's older brother. Hard.Bea Gillespie would rather do anything than teach summer school math two classrooms down from her ex-fianc�. So when her best friend, Scarlett, invites her to England for the summer to work in her family's castle-turned-hotel, she jumps at the chance.Now Bea's an ocean away from her problems at home, but she's got a bigger one. A British one. Scarlett's older brother, Jasper, is at Castle Calder for the summer, too. And he's as sexy and smart as Bea remembers. Two years ago Jasper came stateside, and he and Bea shared a hot weekend. But that's all it was - a weekend. One she purposely didn't tell Scarlett about.It didn't feel like much of a secret until now. As Bea falls for Jasper, what started off as a fling begins feeling more and more like the kind of thing you'd gush about to your best friend. If you hadn't been lying to her all along.

The hilariously accurate, witty and indispensable manual for everyone who longs to attain True Britishness 'Got me in tears of laughter' 5***** Reader Review 'Laugh-out-loud hilarious, witty and insightful' 5***** Reader Review _______ Born in Hungary, George Mikes eventually spent more than forty years in the Britain observing behaviours and misbehaviours of local and foreign Brits. With essential chapters such as "How to Avoid Travelling", "On Shopping", "In Praise of Television", "On Not Complaining" and "How to Panic Quietly", you'll get to know Britain like never before. Loved by readers and authors alike, How to Be a Brit contains Mikes's three major works -- How to be an Alien, How to be Inimitable and How to be Decadent. If you're British, you'll love it; if you're a foreigner, you'll appreciate it. Queuing: "An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one." How to plan a town: "Street names should be painted clearly and distinctly on large boards. Then hide these boards carefully." Sex: "Continental people have sex lives: the English have hot water bottles." George Mikes's perceptive bestseller provides a complete guide to the British Way of Life. _______ 'Hilarious and informative essays about the British way of life' 5***** Reader Review 'So many people have tried to describe the English mentality . . . This book is as near as you can get!' 5***** Reader Review

Kubrick’s operatic exploration of the cosmos. Popeye Doyle in a commandeered car speeding after an elevated train. Jamie Lee Curtis’ bare-breasted turn as a hooker. Alex DeLarge and his droogs on the rampage. The Man with No Name insisting a disbelieving gunslinger apologises to his mule. Sydney Pollack’s glorious cross-dressing tale. And an upside-down Concorde outmanoeuvring the firepower of a military jet... This is why I watch movies. Or as Spanish director Pedro Almodóvar once mused: ‘Cinema can fill in the empty spaces of your life and your loneliness.’ Welcome to part six of Dave Franklin’s Ice Dog Movie Guide, another scholarly analysis of cinematic history that somehow doesn’t include one word about Adam Sandler.

HE’S a hot actor with an image problem and I’M supposed to be his redemption?? Hollywood megastar Greyson Vaughn needs a girlfriend to help him combat rumours that he’s stalking his ex. I need a distraction from grad school, bills and my nonexistent love life. So when he offers me a job as his fake girlfriend for the weekend so the paparazzi can snap some cozy photos, I’m in. But Greyson is either a better actor than I thought or I’ve fallen for the old bait and switch. Because there was nothing in our agreement about kissing. Or ending up in bed together. And those feelings he’s murmuring about…they’re for Hollywood romance, not real life. Aren’t they? Keywords: fake relationship romance book, romance with a Hollywood actor, British setting, London, contemporary romance novel, full novel, no cliffhangers, guaranteed HEA, romantic comedy, full book, steamy contemporary romance, romantic novels, romance novel set in England, love books, love stories

What's more quintessentially British than sand, sea, and murder? Addie Porter is about to find out that getting away from it all doesn't mean she can escape death. When Addie and her two feisty Great Aunts Josephine and Edwina head off to the sleepy little seaside town of Marlowe-on-Sea, they expect a week filled with seaside picnics and reminiscing with old friends. But when Addie stumbles upon the body of one of the guests from the bed and breakfast that she's staying in, things take a much more sinister turn. Was Darville Strunkett's tragic death the result of a terrible accident, or was it murder? As Addie befriends the owner of Warburton House, the bed and breakfast, she begins to realize that everyone in the historic B&B has their own secrets that they're desperately trying to keep from each other. But did one of those people have a darker secret than everyone else? Is there a murderer on the loose in Marlowe? And can Addie uncover the truth before it's too late?

Rose Cassidy doesn't truly live; she just exists. Numbing herself to fear and pain is the only way she can survive in this cruel world. So when she's taken as collateral by the notorious Danny Black in a deadly game of power, she's thrown by the deep fear she feels rising within her. And, worse than fear, a profound desire. She's heard tales of The Brit. He's callous. Coldblooded. But no one ever said he was wickedly beautiful and darkly captivating. He sees past her mask, giving her a cruel sense of hope. But she must fight their twisted attraction or risk losing the one thing she survives for. When Danny Black took an enemy's beautiful lover as security, he never anticipated the repercussions. Or the warped attraction they would share. Rose Cassidy pushes Danny to the brink of madness with her impenetrable façade and savage allure. He has to remind himself that she's bait. A solution to a problem. Yet she evokes powerful feelings in Danny, and feelings are risky when you're wanted dead by endless enemies. The most dangerous game is about to be played. But can either of them win?