A Young Gentleman S Guide To Losing Your Virginity Everything You Haven T Been Told And Need To Know

Losing your virginity is a complicated process that is a combination of wild luck, plucky exuberance and all the mistruths you have picked up along your quest to get the pussy. When I finally was poised to lose my cherry my head was swimming with information my friends had told me (mostly lies), my parent's sex books from the 70s had told me (mostly weird), and what public sex education had told me (mostly useless). It was a comedy of errors, high hopes and it was over much, much sooner than I had expected or she would have liked. Let's face it. Losing your virginity is one of those subjects that's hard to deal with. You don't want to hear about your dad's first time. Most of your friends are lying and have no idea what they are talking about anyway. Plus, you sure as hell don't need to know what a fallopian tube is to get your rocks off. So what does a plucky young lad do? Well, you buy this book. In it you will find the practical, no nonsense information you need to get it wet for the first time. Plus, you don't have to cringe or be embarrassed. You can read this on your time and learn exactly what to expect, what to do and what not to do. This is the book you have been looking for since you first knew what a pussy was and what you wanted to do with it.

Whether stud or dud, hot dish or cold fish, you're never the same after you first “do the deed.” But how wild, weird, or earth shattering was it for your neighbor, the person next to you on the bus, or your veterinarian? In How to Lose Your Virginity… and How Not To, compiled from 1,000 face-to-face interviews across North America, Shawn Wickens makes us transfixed voyeurs in scores of others' seminal “coming” of age moments. From Kelsie Testa in Jerk Magazine: "A compilation of shocking yet heartwarming tales of orifices, secretions, and vulgarity that pleasantly ends in an orgasm. From condom follies to mixed-race orgies, Wickens proves that no formula exists when it comes to this seminal and 'ground-breaking' event…. One central message remains the same for all of these first-timers: losing your virginity is weird and exhilarating, whether you lost it with your middle-school bus driver named Frank at age 13 or you waited until marriage." Featured in the New York Daily News, The Huffington Post and Jezebel.com. Breakthru Radio calls How to Lose Your Virginity, "...an entertaining and enlightening read for virgins and non-virgins alike." A portion of the proceeds is donated to RAINN (Rape and Incest National Network)

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