Awesome Kids Jokes And Funny Poems

This wonderfully silly book contains over 500 jokes and funny poems fully Illustrated on every page.We wanted to create a book that would entice even reluctant readers into the world of funny poems and silly jokes. We were determined to create a good quality fun book at moderate price. It took nine months of our time and we laughed like children as we wrote it. If you're looking for a great joke book with silly short poems, this book will not disappoint!

The instant New York Times bestseller featured on NPR's Weekend Edition with Scott Simon! B. J. Novak (bestselling author of The Book With No Pictures) described this groundbreaking poetry collection as "Smart and sweet, wild and wicked, brilliantly funny--it's everything a book for kids should be." Lauded by critics as a worthy heir to such greats as Silverstein, Seuss, Nash and Lear, Harris's hilarious debut molds wit and wordplay, nonsense and oxymoron, and visual and verbal sleight-of-hand in masterful ways that make you look at the world in a whole new wonderfully upside-down way. With enthusiastic endorsements from bestselling luminaries such as Lemony Snicket, Judith Viorst, Andrea Beaty, and many others, this entirely unique collection offers a surprise around every corner. Adding to the fun: Lane Smith, bestselling creator of beloved hits like It's a Book and The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales, has spectacularly illustrated this extraordinary collection with nearly one hundred pieces of appropriately absurd art. It's a mischievous match made in heaven! "Ridiculous, nonsensical, peculiar, outrageous, possibly deranged--and utterly, totally, absolutely delicious. Read it! Immediately!" --Judith Viorst, bestselling author of Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

What's got big ears, a tail and squeaks when you blow into it? A Mouse Organ. Mr Krispell's Kid's Joke Book contains hundreds and hundreds of new jokes, classic jokes and hilariously daft poems. Every page is fully illustrated with wonderfully silly drawings for children age 6 to 99 years of age. If you're looking for a classic children's book that parents will also enjoy, this book will not disappoint.

Looking for a superb gift idea for a child?Imagine you may get the funniest children's bundle of jokes in just a few seconds!You might be having difficulty finding a book of funny and clean jokes for kids! Or maybe your kid does not like reading books because reading is BORING? I know it. I've been there as a kid 25 years ago. Luckily for everyone, now our kids can have this hilarious book. These 300 jokes will make your kids laugh out loud for hours!Donald Shaw is a popular comic and an award winning humor books author (his wife gave him a chocolate cake award)! These kids jokes have been tested on Donald's 3-year-old daughter and her 5, 6, 8 and 9-year-old friends. Some of the jokes were funny to 3-year-old, but the elder kids really loved all of them! When they started laughing, no one could stop them!Children love to read funny jokes, Q-A, and one-liners. It's both entertaining and learning experience. The book contains some interesting random facts and best quotes about humor. At the very beginning, it also provides young readers with the basic tips how to become a good joke teller. So if you want to encourage your kid to read books, this is exactly what you need! This jokes book is awesome! EVERY KID SHOULD HAVE IT! After buying this book you will have: An amazing collection of FUNNY, FUNNIER and the FUNNIEST jokes approved by hundreds of children, including my own 3-year-old daughter and 5-9-year-old kids of my friends THREE HUNDRED one-liners, real-life awkward situations, riddles, pranks and short stories Hours of entertainment and fun reading and learning even for those children who HATE reading Great thing to read aloud on a LONG TRIP in a big company of kids and even adults Only CLEAN and the cleanest jokes about animals, school, family, knock-knock jokes, doctors, monsters, Darth Vader, dinosaurs, Christmas, and much more LIMITED TIME BONUS: the link to download my FREE HUMOR LIBRARY that includes THREE BOOKS with hundreds of great jokes for adults and teenagers. I want you and your elder kids have fun as well! This is no-brainer, really! Buy this book NOW and make children roll on the floor laughing!Pick up your copy today by clicking the BUY NOW button at the top of this page!

This wonderful joke book contains hundreds and hundreds of delightfully funny jokes and daft poems that the whole family will love. Fully illustrated from the start to the finish by Mr Krispell's pen, if your looking for a gift that will bring laughter and joy, you won't be disappointed by this book.

What's got big ears, a tale and squeaks when you blow into it? A Mouse Organ. Mr Krispell's Kids Joke Book contains hundreds of new jokes, classic jokes and hilariously daft poems. Every page is fully illustrated with wonderfully silly drawings for children age 6 to 99 years of age. If you're looking for a classic children's joke book that parents will also enjoy, this book will not disappoint.

The Best Ever Book of Funny Poems is a brilliantly funny anthology of the most giggle-worthy children's poems from one of the nations most celebrated children's poets, Brian Moses. Perfect for gifting and for reading aloud, you'll be chortling along with Brian as he shows you the funniest poems in the world! Explore chucklesome poems about pets, funny creatures, school, family, fantasy and fairy-tales, dinosaurs and dragons, space, and just plain SILLY poems. With poets such as Brian Bilston, Sue Hardy-Dawson, Pie Corbett and Paul Cookson next to Liz Brownlee, Mike Jubb, James Carter and Rachel Rooney, this is the ultimate hysterical collection of rib-tickling poems guaranteed to make you laugh out loud.

Here is a collection with something to tickle every kid's funny bone. Joanna Cole and Stephanie Calmenson have brought together great jokes, hilarious stories, outlandish poetry and ridiculous riddles that are guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. Selections by favorite authors such as Shel Silverstein, Ogden Nash, Edward Lear and Sid Fleischman are included. Stories such as "The Twits" by Roald Dahl, "The First Worm" by Thomas Rockwell, "Dribble!" by Judy Blume and "Amelia Bedelia" by Peggy Parish are surefire winners. Plus the wonderfully silly illustrations by Marylin Hafner make everything twice as funny!