Axes For An Elf Barbarian

A barbarian like no other, Amber Thunder of the Vorsung Dwarf Clan stood tall and defiant against the dark muggy night. The crickets screamed in suffocating darkness. And the big fat moon hung high in the speckled sky. Stationed as a watch to the pass behind her. A pass like a canyon. A good ambush spot. Full of ferns and thorn bushes. When she hears the unthinkable. And an adventure of a lifetime begins. Acclaimed author Jonathan Evan Hudson spins you a superb sword-and-sorcery tale of intense action and spellbinding adventure. If you enjoyed J.R.R. Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings trilogy, then this standalone novel will enthrall you.

An Adventure of Magic, Blood and Power Penta was a Horseman of great renown, some might even say he was legendary. Now in his retiring years and he is ready to watch the setting sun from the porch with his wife of many decades. But when unexpected violence takes her and everything from Penta, he must learn how to survive as an unwilling vampire. Set in the fantastical world of Kinthur, filled with magic and heroes, Penta’s journey will take him across strange lands and encounters with creatures of darkness and light. He must now find a balance between the man he once was and the growing darkness that now lives within him calling for blood and power. From the reviews Wizards of the light and the arcane arts, a group of adventurers who seek revenge, a forbidden love that must be kept secret, a vigilante who only kills those with the blackest hearts, elves, gnomes, dwarfs, clerics, a lich, necromancers, and an approaching army setting events in motion and causing some plans to fall awry.--Daniel Gregory Kudos Mr. Jones, you have captivated this non vampire girl’s heart!--Kwd I really enjoyed the plot, characters, and pacing.--Matthew Broadway

Remember that mild-mannered robot trapped in a medieval kingdom? He's still there, and now he has a fresh batch of problems to deal with. First, he must lead a motley crew of adventurers on a quest to capture a baby dragon... ... and then save them from the incensed parent dragons. Next, the City Guard is desperate to find out what makes him tick... even if it means disassembly with a blunt axe. And finally, our robot hero must foil an invasion by two foreign navies and prevent five kingdoms from starting an all-out war. If only those vengeful dragons, gigantic sea serpents and a cadre of drunken dwarves weren't determined to make his life even more difficult! A Butt of Heads is book two in the Robot vs Dragons trilogy. A Portion of Dragon and Chips is book one, and it must be read first to maximise your enjoyment. All three books are also available in unabridged audio editions. Keywords: Humorous fantasy novel, book two in a trilogy, fantasy comedy book, fantasy humour, clean fantasy novels, young adult fantasy, ya comedy, parody novel, fantasy comedy novels, naval warfare, sailing ship battles

In the final installment in the Netheril Trilogy, Sunbright Steelshanks returns home to find much has changed since his departure The Netherese Empire is at risk of collapse as a forgotten foe, armed with a hell-spawned source of destructive magic, returns to seek her revenge and claim a lost love. Against this backdrop of war and chaos, Sunbright—weary of his banishment—returns to his home and the accusations from which he escaped. However, much has changed since Sunbright’s departure, and his people are suffering greatly. Equipped with skills learned on his adventures, Sunbright must discover whether he can forgive his early enemies and rise to a role of leadership for the good of his homeland—all while evading the wrath of the gods.

Three full-length novels in one volume! "An insane, inspired blend of high fantasy and low humour" Here's what you get! A Portion of Dragon and Chips A mild-mannered old robot has just been transported to a medieval kingdom, and things are quickly going from bad to worse. A homicidal knight is after his blood... or the robot equivalent. A greedy queen wants to bend him to her will. A conniving Master of Spies is hatching his own devious plan for the mechanical marvel. And worst of all, there's nowhere to get a recharge. A Butt of Heads Remember that mild-mannered robot trapped in a medieval kingdom? He's still there, and he has a load of new problems to deal with. First, he must lead a motley crew of adventurers on a quest to capture a baby dragon... ... and save them from the incensed parent dragons. Next, the City Guard is hunting him down, determined to drag him back to their master, a man desperate to find out what makes the robot tick... even if it means disassembly with a blunt axe. And, to cap it all off, two foreign nations are planning an invasion, five kingdoms are on the brink of war, and gigantic sea serpents, vengeful dragons and a drunken cadre of dwarves are determined to make life difficult for everyone. A Pair of Nuts on the Throne It's crunch time for the medieval kingdom! Our mild-mannered hero, the junky old robot, has a new ally. He's sure they've met before, but he can't quite put his finger on it. Actually, he can't quite put his finger on anything. Heads of state are dropping like flies, thanks to a series of improbable accidents, and war clouds are rolling in. The elves are building siege engines, human kingdoms are raising their armies, and the dwarves are nursing hangovers. Enjoy the laughs, chaos and misadventures in the third and final part of the Dragon and Chips trilogy.

Deep in the heart of the beast, Taj finds himself a slave in more ways than one and yet, he is still unyielding in his attempt to end the madness of Corvana. Corvana initially pledged war for fear that the southern pantheon of Runethedian didn't know how to control itself and/or the magic it managed to uncover and/or otherwise harness. The war Corvana waged against the entire pantheon came to be known as "The White War" by Corvanians. Nearly all those that have walked alongside Taj Odin Xavier have fallen. Only Malakai and Giovanni remain and Giovanni is not always the most accountable person. Allies from the Northern land, from Corvana are made and a united people under new leadership fight together, refusing to be divided by a common enemy far greater than even Raino Shadowblood, the last Forsaken. In the end, Thedia is forever changed and the lands of the world become even more calloused. Are the sins of the father truly past to the son? When the door on Taj's quest is finally shut, another opens when his sons Legion and Dauge and his daughter Dusk set out on an adventure of their own. Perhaps they seek fame and fortune or perhaps the answer to the lone question. "Do we belong in the Republic of New Magic or Eternis?" After all, they were all raised in the Republic but their origins are divided. Will Taj see them grow and live to guide them through the mistakes he made or will he die somewhere amidst the smoke of a scarred land, never to see home again? Perhaps he will live to an old ripe age and laugh at the thought of his father's words to him when he was a child? Or, will it be the legacy of a fallen hero left behind guiding them? Or, maybe... just maybe... Falling Star proves too great of a threat for the scarred world of Thedia and the entire plane is hurled into a state of Darkness, where the shadow reigns supreme forever?

It takes a ratling to raze a village—but a vixen to sneak out of one. And that vixen: Azura Snow. Snow must face the unthinkable. Surpass the unstoppable. And her last defense … her humor. Or only escape. So enjoy this enthralling standalone novel of epic fantasy that only the acclaimed Jonathan Evan Hudson could tell.

Throughout the land of Grandcrest humanity all but forgot their near total loss to monsters so long ago. Monsters who still lurk deep in shadow. Others not so much. And doing more than waiting. Into Shadow Forest: A sword master like no other Romeo Bladell yearns for action and adventure. A wish soon granted by those very monsters. A wish more daunting than he ever imagined. Through Shadow Forest: One of those monsters threaten the one-of-a-kind sword master Romeo Bladell. And forces an unimaginably awful deal. A deal to force humanity to confront its worst nightmare once more. Out of Shadow Forest: A mysterious rooster cry challenges our one-of-a-kind sword master Romeo Bladell. A challenge from new horrors. The first of many. And the very fate of their world hanging in the balance. Enjoy this action-packed omnibus of the complete Sword Master of Honey Heart Resort Trilogy. Perfect for fans of unique monsters, riveting battles, and beautiful babes!