Cat Names

Most people love cats. They’re fluffy, playful, and can be a joy to have as a companion. However, they can also be huge assholes. So what can you do? How do you deal with a roommate who always seems to be plotting to kill you? While we all love sharing adorable photos of kittens, these frisky felines are known more for marching to the beat of their own drum than abiding by the rules. From running around your home at two in the morning, knocking everything off your shelves, or taking up most of your bed, these furry critters can be immensely selfish and disrespectful to those who give them endless love and affection. Why Cats Are Assholes is up for such a challenge. From studying their history all the way back to ancient Egypt, comedian Liz Miele—the daughter of veterinarians—digests the cat psyche to try and understand why they do the things they do, and how we, as their loyal servants, can handle domestic bliss with them around. With the help of her cat Pasta, Miele breaks down the common behaviors of cats in an attempt to try and better understand their plan of attack (if there is one), as well as what we can do to better prepare ourselves. Whether you have one, two, or twelve fur babies, Why Cats Are Assholes is the ultimate guide to better understanding your pet’s behavior while taking back your home from these domesticated terrorists.

There is nothing more special or cute than a small kitten. These tiny animals strut and play with a special eloquence that is not seen in any other species. It is for this very reason that cats are one of the best house pets a person could ask for. This is why it is important that you give your kitten the best name possible, especially if you would like the name to showcase its personality or physical traits.

The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter, It isn't just one of your holiday games; You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatter When I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES. The first poem in Eliot's Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats is a brilliant introduction to the fabulous world of Cats, featuring names such as Bombalurina and Munkustrap - made famous by the recent film! The seventh gorgeous Cats picture book with lively and colourful illustrations by Arthur Robins. Perfect for reading aloud, singing or performing!

Is Your Cat Cowering Behind A Silly Name? Garfield Has The Answer! Muffin. Kitty. Snowball. All stupid names that no self-respecting cat would have—if it weren't for the stupid human who gave it to him! Now Garfield has the definitive guide to giving your cat a proper name that he won't be ashamed to be called by his buddies in the finest back alleys of America. Unisex Names, Old Buddies' Names, Former Girlfriends' Names, Ordinary People's Names Suitable for Cat Use, and the dreaded Names to Avoid. So start reading—and find the right name for your fabulous feline!

Naming a cat is the most important step in your kitten’s life—New Yorker cartoonist Bob Eckstein can help. Reader, beware! A cat’s name will set the tone for the rest of their personal and professional life. Recent studies from dubious cat blogs have shown that 80 percent of cat owners regret the name they gave their feline friends. The number one reason: it became too popular. Fear not. Whether the goal is a name to carry on family tradition or to find something new and different, The Complete Book of Cat Names is packed with options, along with all-new, cat-themed cartoons by Eckstein, making this crucial step in owning a pet a pleasure. Here, you will find the most popular cat names (to avoid), bookstore cat names (Homer or Pip), cat names for foodies (S’more or Capers), James Bond villain cats (Golden Paws or Jinx), and many more. In addition, Eckstein provides handy charts for identifying a cat’s type (inside or outside, sassy or sweet). It’s the perfect gift for any cat owner.

In this book discover everything you need to know about keeping a feline friend happy and healthy as your newest pet companion. You will learn... Why cats are the best pets you’ll ever have 6 Cat Personalities That Are Just Too Cute To Ignore! The 13 Most Unusual Cat Names You'll Find 9 Unusual, Mystical Names for Your White Cat 10 Cutest Names for Female Cats Cat Care 101: What is a Mother Cat Called? 12 Names for a Female Mature Cat 20 Adorable Girls' Black and White Kitten Names! Unique Unisex Cat Names to Befriend Your New Family Member Let’s read on…

The naming of Cats is a difficult matter,It isn't just one of your holiday games;You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatterWhen I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES.So begins one of the best-known poetry collections of all time. The practical cats need no introduction, but this stunning new full-colour version, illustrated by Júlia Sardà, is the perfect companion to Old Toffer's Dogs. Whether you are a cat or a dog person, you will be enchanted by Júlia's highly original interpretation.

This highly entertaining guide offers a wealth of sources for finding the perfect name for a cat: the garden, literature, opera, history, music, sports, movies, the heavens -- even regular people names. Pages of inspiration offer you thousands of possibilities for your favorite feline's nom de plume: Elvis, Julius Caesar, Churchill, Olive Oyl, and many more. In addition, the author's stories about individual cats and cat owners add a touch of humor throughout the book as well as give insights into how understanding a cat's personality is the key to giving it the perfect name.