Crap Days Out

Gareth Rubin had the idea for this book after a horrific date with a Polish girl during which she attempted to engage a Russian couple in a fist-fight. He writes for a number of newspapers including the Observer, Express, Telegraph and Mail on Sunday about travel, property, the arts and personal finance. He recently completed his first novel, All Honourable Men. Jon Parker is a freelance journalist published in the Guardian, The Times, Independent and Telegraph, as well as writing for television news. He got involved with this book after trekking all the way to Stonehenge to find it's hardly bigger than the one in Spinal Tap. Bloody Druids.

The quintessential guide to why you should have just stayed at home and watched the telly From Land's End to John O'Groats, this Sceptred Isle is riddled with what are laughably referred to as "attractions." Rubbish tourism is a proud British tradition, and from Stonehenge to Madam Tussaud's, Shakespeare's birthplace to the Harry Potter Tour, and model villages to a museum dedicated to pencils, this is the quintessential collection of places that will ruin a perfectly good bank holiday.

From potty-training expert and social worker Jamie Glowacki, who’s already helped over half a million families successfully toilet train their preschoolers, comes a newly revised and updated guide that’s “straight-up, parent-tested, and funny to boot” (Amber Dusick, author of Parenting: Illustrated with Crappy Pictures). Worried about potty training? Let Jamie Glowacki, potty-training expert, show you how it’s done. Her six-step, proven process to get your toddler out of diapers and onto the toilet has already worked for tens of thousands of kids and their parents. Here’s the good news: your child is probably ready to be potty trained EARLIER than you think (ideally, between 20–30 months), and it can be done FASTER than you expect (most kids get the basics in a few days—but Jamie’s got you covered even if it takes a little longer). If you’ve ever said to yourself: -How do I know if my kid is ready? -Why won’t my child poop in the potty? -How do I avoid “potty power struggles”? -How can I get their daycare provider on board? -My kid was doing so well—why is he regressing? -And what about nighttime?! Oh Crap! Potty Training can solve all of these (and other) common issues. This isn’t theory, you’re not bribing with candy, and there are no gimmicks. This is real-world, from-the-trenches potty training information—all the questions and all the answers you need to do it once and be done with diapers for good.

Recounts the events of a day when everything goes wrong for Alexander. Suggested level: junior, primary.

Introducing Rage Page, a journal for the bad days! This sweary gratitude journal of sorts allows you to vent but always ends with a happy thought. Filled with Rage Meters, cute angry animals, and swear words to boot! Fill out the prompts, color if you desire, and relax after you vent!Life is not always red roses, dark chocolate squares, and lady bugs. Sometimes life consists of no flowers, no chocolate candies, and millions of fire-breathing piss ants.Most gratitude journals focus on the positive while largely neglecting anything negative. This is fine and all, but you can't just ignore the darkness and leave it trapped inside. It will eat you up.Use this journal to write down your frustrations, anger, and even sadness. Once you are finished, continue writing on the opposite page, with a more positive outlook. Face the darkness then light the path to happiness!

In 1914 a train pulled into a provincial British railway station. The porter, a curious chap, asked the regiment of soldiers where they were from. 'Ross-shire,' one called down, but the porter heard 'Russia'. And so began a rumour that led to Germany losing the First World War.Often the history we learn at school is only half the story. We hear of heroic deeds and visionary leaders, but we never hear about the people who turned up late for court and thereby changed the law, or who stood in the wrong queue at university and accidentally won a Nobel Prize.The Great Cat Massacre: A History of Britain in 100 Mistakes demonstrates that the nation is as much a product of error as design. Through chapters on religion, law, culture, war, science and politics, it reveals such things as how an edict from Pope Gregory IX helped spread the Black Death, how the sister of cricketer John Willes invented overarm bowling, and how, had a letter not been lost, Disraeli might never have become prime minister.This book is history told through human failings, schoolboy errors, bad luck and extraordinary consequences; a history of mishearing, misdiagnosis and misinterpretation - a history that you won't find in the textbooks.

The HelpMate is a book that can assist you in the trials of your marriage. Most of us are always looking for a way to support or end our marriages. The author has written this book in faith hoping that it will be advice to those who are seeking refuge for their marriage. Also, the book describes the role of The HelpMate so that we can understand what position we uphold in our marriages as women who are wives, mothers, sisters, daughters, aunts and friends. The book is an easy read and can possibly be helpful to you in sustaining your marriage. Whether your marriage is in the beginning, struggling or attempting to survive, The HelpMate can help. If youre seeking encouragement for your marriage The HelpMate is a wonderful motivating tool that you can benefit from. A lot of the authors life in a long-term marriage has been disclosed through various trials and tribulations in her own marriage. The disclosure is to serve as a weapon to help husbands and wives recognize where they may need help to survive in a marriage that they both want. As the author of this book I dont believe that we should wait until the marriage is at a dead end and then try and look for the help, but look for help when the life of the marriage is in the beginning or surviving stage so that you will never have to worry about your end being a dead one. Read the HelpMate and be open and receptive for life changing words that may fulfill your palate, knowing that others go through similar struggles in an attempt to keep a good and strong marriage. Remember to become selfless because when we marry 2 Shall Become 1 and only God can explain to us what it means, but we have to be able and willing to walk in our roles with love. Be Blessed and May Grace and Peace Abound With You as You Expose Yourself to The HelpMate.

THE CHOSEN ONE MUST BE RETRIEVED FROM EARTH HE WILL BRING DOWN THE WALL AND RESTORE THE KINGDOM TO GLORY HIS NAME IS TOM PARKING With this mysterious yet oddly ordinary-looking prophecy, Tom's fate is sealed: he's been plucked from his life and whisked away to a magical kingdom to be its Chosen One. There's just one problem: The kingdom is mostly made of garbage from Earth. Okay, well, two problems: the king hates Tom. Also, the princess likes to wear fake mustaches. And being Chosen One seems to consist mainly of cleaning out rats' noses at the Royal Rat-Snottery. So, basically, the kingdom sucks. When Tom turns down the job of Chosen One, he thinks he's making a smart decision. But when Tom discovers he's been replaced by his best friend Kyle, who's always been cooler, more athletic, and better with girls, Tom wants Crap Kingdom back—at any cost. And the hilarity that ensues will determine the fate of the universe.