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Backsides Have A Frontal Position In Indian-English. In Cluttered, Crowded Alleys There Can Be Seen The Notice Entry From Backside , A Usage Not Exactly Meant As A Come-Hither Line To Gays. From The Early Days Of The Raj, The Indian Version Of English Has Been On A Growth Trajectory That Has Led To The Evolution Of What Is, For All Practical Purposes, A Language Of Its Own. A Hybrid Form Of English Stalks The Land, Flaunting Its Illegitimacy, Brashness And Popularity. The Rise Of Indian-English Runs Parallel To Tectonic Changes In Social Aspirations. English, Says The Author, Is The Porsche On The Porch Of The Arriviste. There Can Be No Social Advancement Without The Glittering Sword Of English In Your Hands. This Compendium Is Thus A Journey Through A Sub-Genre That Has Evolved Against All Odds. It Entertains As Well As Educates While Weaving Together A History Of Verbal Patterns That Reflect Social And Cultural Trends.

The Nightmare Affair is the first in a gripping new urban fantasy trilogy by Mindee Arnett. Sixteen-year-old Dusty Everhart breaks into houses late at night, but not because she's a criminal. No, she's a Nightmare. Literally. Being the only Nightmare at Arkwell Academy, a boarding school for magickind, and living in the shadow of her mother's infamy, is hard enough. But when Dusty sneaks into Eli Booker's house, things get a whole lot more complicated. He's hot, which means sitting on his chest and invading his dreams couldn't get much more embarrassing. But it does. Eli is dreaming of a murder. Then Eli's dream comes true. Now Dusty has to follow the clues—both within Eli's dreams and out of them—to stop the killer before more people turn up dead. And before the killer learns what she's up to and marks her as the next target. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

The candid, poignant, unforgettable writing of the young girl whose own life story has become an everlasting source of courage and inspiration. Hiding from the Nazis in the “Secret Annex” of an old office building in Amsterdam, a thirteen-year-old girl named Anne Frank became a writer. The now famous diary of her private life and thoughts reveals only part of Anne’s story, however. This book rounds out the portrait of this remarkable and talented young author. Newly translated, complete, and restored to the original order in which Anne herself wrote them in her notebook, Tales from the Secret Annex is a collection of Anne Frank’s lesser-known writings: short stories, fables, personal reminiscences, and an unfinished novel, Cady’s Life.

Vast legions of gods, mages, humans, dragons and all manner of creatures play out the fate of the Malazan Empire in this first book in a major epic fantasy series from Steven Erikson. The Malazan Empire simmers with discontent, bled dry by interminable warfare, bitter infighting and bloody confrontations with the formidable Anomander Rake and his Tiste Andii, ancient and implacable sorcerers. Even the imperial legions, long inured to the bloodshed, yearn for some respite. Yet Empress Laseen's rule remains absolute, enforced by her dread Claw assassins. For Sergeant Whiskeyjack and his squad of Bridgeburners, and for Tattersail, surviving cadre mage of the Second Legion, the aftermath of the siege of Pale should have been a time to mourn the many dead. But Darujhistan, last of the Free Cities of Genabackis, yet holds out. It is to this ancient citadel that Laseen turns her predatory gaze. However, it would appear that the Empire is not alone in this great game. Sinister, shadowbound forces are gathering as the gods themselves prepare to play their hand... Conceived and written on a panoramic scale, Gardens of the Moon is epic fantasy of the highest order--an enthralling adventure by an outstanding new voice. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

E. Annie Proulx's first novel, Postcards, winner of the 1993 Pen/Faulkner Award for Fiction, tells the mesmerizing tale of Loyal Blood, who misspends a lifetime running from a crime so terrible that it renders him forever incapable of touching a woman. Blood's odyssey begins in 1944 and takes him across the country from his hardscrabble Vermont hill farm to New York, across Ohio, Minnesota, and Montana to British Columbia, on to North Dakota, Wyoming, and New Mexico and ends, today, in California, with Blood homeless and near mad. Along the way, he must live a hundred lives to survive, mining gold, growing beans, hunting fossils and trapping, prospecting for uranium, and ranching. In his absence, disaster befalls his family; greatest among their terrible losses are the hard-won values of endurance and pride that were the legacy of farm people rooted in generations of intimacy with soil, weather, plants, and seasons. Postcards chronicles the lives of the rural and the dispossessed and charts their territory with the historical verisimilitude and writerly prowess of Cather, Dreiser, and Faulkner. It is a new American classic.

"Microsoft's last Windows version, the April 2018 Update, is a glorious Santa sack full of new features and refinements. What's still not included, though, is a single page of printed instructions. Fortunately, David Pogue is back to help you make sense of it all--with humor, authority, and 500 illustrations."--Page 4 of cover.

Martin worked as an illustrator for an advertising agency. He had a deep love for his sexy, young wife, but what bothered her was that he just didn't seem to be able to give her the kind of exciting sex that she really wanted. Lorri had felt guilty at first over banging with Freddie, but after he had thoroughly hypnotized her with his sexy movements, she felt differently about the whole thing. The more she thought about what she had been through with him, the more she liked the prospect of some more of that same kind of sex. Lorri realized she had to pull herself together. After all, it would be highly dangerous for her to get involved with somebody like Freddie on a regular basis. Maybe she could through her instructive example make Martin be a little more sexy guy. When our young nubile realtor is seduced into a spot of pre-sale shagging, Lorri is surprised to know that her prospective client likes it a certain way. It's not something she's used to, locked into marriage with Martin who is less than adventurous in the bedroom department, and besides; how on Earth will it all fit into her narrowest aperture. It's not long before Freddie is really opening her up to all the delights a damned fine rear rutting can really bring. And from then Lorri is hooked. With colleges, old friends, rock star drummers, she will let them all explore her most delicate of openings, in a myriad different positions and places. But will she succeed in getting her husband to take her the only way she now knows to get off? It is going to be a lot of fun finding out.