Everything I Need To Know I Learned On Jerry Springer

Where there is stress, there is humor." --John McPherson * Close to Home, syndicated by Universal uClick, lampoons the best of popular culture one controversy at a time. Everything I Need to Know I Learned on Jerry Springer: A Close to Home Collection is a Close to Home collection. Creator John McPherson's sardonic wit creates an innocent hullabaloo with the Center for Nursing Advocacy and earns the accolades of Leavenworth Federal Detention Center's inmate #19108045. * McPherson's mastery is elevating the mundane to the magnificent. Scenes of societal sloth, coworker conundrums, dysfunctional discord, and medical malpractice become achingly funny when sketched by his pen.

This book serves as a guide for the seasoned veteran, the new firefighter and everyone in between, bringing them together for what it all takes to have that love for the job. Each chapter addresses the next step in the leadership chain that is necessary for a fire service professional to succeed. The chapters are as follows: Our Mission; The Firefighter; The Company Officer; The Chief; Our Two Families; Sweating the Small Stuff; Changing Shirts-The Promotion; What September 11th Did For Us-The Good and the Bad; Ceremonies; Marketing Your Fire Department; Making It All Happen-Embracing Success; Have You Forgotten.

Seasoned NBA executive Pat Williams ignores conventional management wisdom, instead turning to the Scriptures to develop successful leadership principles.

Despite being repeatedly attacked in the press for its lewd and violent trash fest format, THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOWhas skyrocketed right to the top to become the #1 rated TV talk show today. How did nice-guy Jerry Springer, an Emmy award-winning TV anchorman and former mayor of Cincinnati, end up as the ringmaster for this hour-long sideshow of Ku Klux Klanners, transexuals, two-timing boyfriends, strippers, and bizarre love triangles that has rocked and shocked America? Find out about:

With an updated index to all of Burghardt's sermons in this and previous volumes. Once again Walter Burghardt, one of America's most talented and beloved preachers, brings his many devotees a brand-new collection of homilies, his fourteenth published by Paulist Press. The thirty homilies were delivered for occasions as diverse as a Sunday, a weekday, a memorial of a saint, or a hero such as Martin Luther King, Jr., a wedding, a radio mass, and his seventieth year as a priest. What ties them together, however, is Burghardt's abiding interest in, and pursuit of, biblical justice. As with his previous volumes, this collection will be inspirational for anyone who preaches, as a newcomer or veteran in the field, or, just as importantly, for anyone who listens. +

For the first time ever, Jerry Springer dares to remove the bleeps and bars that hide away all of the real action, and takes you behind the scenes of the circus maximus-known as "The Jerry Springer Show." From his years as a politician and Emmy-winning journalist to becoming the host of America's most watched and controversial talk show-here is an uncensored and uninhibited look at the rise of Jerry Springer and the craziest show on earth. It could only happen on "The Jerry Springer Show!" "Phone sex killed my husband" "I do drugs at church" "Making love behind bars" "My parrot runs my life" "The man with eight wives" "I'm making my first adult film" "I'm 12 and I take care of my 680-pound mom" "I'm a breeder for the klan" "I'm 7 months pregnant and still stripping" "I cut off my manhood" "I broke the world's sex record" "I stole my 12-year-old's boyfriend" "Paternity results: I slept with two brothers" "I'm pregnant by a transsexual" "My pimp runs my family" "I married a horse"

Anyone who has been through a divorce can tell you that it is a sad, miserable experience. The cruelest part of divorce is that it is the death of a dream. Both parties feel angry and betrayed, and they want to lash out at the other person. This anger and animosity can be unbearably painful. The good news is that it does not have to be this way. Don't pick up that hatchet just yet. Yes, you heard us right: DIVORCE CAN BE FUN! This witty and charming book offers a quick read guaranteed to put a smile on the face of anyone regardless of how depressed they may be. It offers hilarious and real-world advice for people facing this horrible tragedy. DON'T SURVIVE DIVORCE; HAVE FUN WITH IT.

Shocking! Controversial! A Circus Show! These expressions come most to mind when describing the wildly popular Jerry Springer Show. Inside are the 23 craziest episodes ever aired on TV (and one that was too racy to make it that far)! Experience the love one man feels for his mare in "I Married a Horse." Learn about what it takes to have sex with 251 men in 10 hours. What happens when a woman in labor confronts her husband's mistress? How far will Jerry go to rescue an obese man? How does a male guest react when he finds out his girlfriend is really a guy? The answers to these questions and so much more can be found in this outrageous companion to the show. Find out how show topics are chosen, how guests' stories are checked out, and how the staff cruises strip joints for last-minute segments. Open this book and relive the passion, the lies, the intrigue, the hair-pulling, the chair-throwing, the disgust--all that makes the Jerry Springer Show the most popular talk show in America.