Fanged Fabulous

I Wanna Suck Your... Blood. I'm a vampire. Come on. Then I met Simon and couldn't help thinking: maybe I'm after more than a little nutrition. He's a runner on a strict diet. I eat chips and queso as a main course. He's punctual. I think five minutes late is on time. He's an engineer. I tell stories for a living. He's human. I'm not. One misanthropic vamp (me) meets one commitment-shy human (him) and sparks fly. But humans and vamps don't do relationships...right? Warning from the author: This book contains steamy vampire-human shenanigans, enough naughty words to make someone (not me) blush, and a vampire who secretly (deep, deep, deep down) longs to be loved. Previously published as I Wanna Suck Your.

My name is Sarah Dearly, and I've got major problems. Last month, I was turned into a vampire by the world's worst blind date. Then I may have, totally by accident, started a war between the mostly peaceful bloodsuckers and a bunch of sociopathic vamp hunters who have nicknamed me the Slayer of Slayers. Now I'm being used as bait to draw out the hunters' bad-ass leader, while my gorgeous 600-year-old boyfriend Thierry seems to be blowing me off, and my sizzle-hot, fanged friend Quinn is trying to turn my self-defense lessons into make-out sessions. So you know what? I'm done. I've had it. There comes a time when a vamp has to just suck it up and go after what she wants. And as soon as I figure out what that is, that's exactly what I'll do...

Mathews uses a limited definition of paranormal, and examines works set, for the most part, in a relatively realistic modern world inhabited by both humans and paranormal beings.

Sarah Dearly's vampire life is not all B-positive cocktails. A curse made her a nightwalker, the most vicious vamp there is; the charm she wears to curb her deadly tendencies is losing its juice; and a hunter from hell is turning up the heat. Gideon Chase will kill the ones she loves most if she doesn't obey his orders. That includes breaking up with master vampire Thierry and turning Gideon into an immortal vamp so he can escape a doom of eternal hellfire. Making things worse are Sarah's growing feelings for Gideon, a bad boy who keeps showing a vulnerable side . . . but is it for real? Will Sarah's dark side take over? Or can she cure herself of the nightwalker curse in time to stop Gideon and finally live happily ever after with Thierry . . . forever?

Women of Earth: Are you lonely? Unfulfilled? Haven’t had a toe-tingling, almost-blackout orgasm in longer than you can remember? Nora I just wanted a good man. A nice, polite, boy-next-door type. He didn’t have to be a male model or a sports star or a wealthy magnate—even if that was the kind of man I read about late at night, alone, in bed. So what if I dreamt of a man with big muscles and a commanding voice? That didn’t mean I wanted to date that guy. A nice accountant would work. Or an insurance salesman. But then I had another epically bad date, came home alone, drank half a pitcher of margaritas, and took a silly online quiz. Next thing I knew, I was agreeing to go on a date with the perfect man. I’d never used a dating service before but…why not? The old-fashioned way hadn’t worked. Maybe Serendipity Inc. would match me with a nice teacher or a dentist. Maybe I’d meet that boy next door I’d dreamt about. Daken For over a decade I fought for my planet. I dreamt of returning to CiFGa to live a peaceful life, and finally it’s happened. I’m home. We beat the invaders back, ground them into the dust, crippled their fleets, brought them to their knees. We shamed them. They won’t soon return to my world. The planetary leaders call me a hero, a CiFGan worthy of reward. After years of celibacy and bland rations, I don’t want wealth and titles. All I want is willing women and spicy food. What do I get? Knighted for bravery, enough credits to retire, and a betrothal contract. I’ve been saddled with a HuHMan bride. About the series Wicked Galaxy Warriors Women of Earth: Are you lonely? Unfulfilled? Haven’t had a toe-tingling, almost-blackout orgasm in longer than you can remember? Maybe ever? We at Serendipity Inc.* are here to solve all of your problems. Click on this link to have all your fantasies fulfilled. *Serendipity Inc. is a fantasy-fulfillment dating service, owned and operated by women, for women. Men of CiFGa: Has war awakened your manly urges? Are you in need of a willing woman to slake your throbbing desires? We at Serendipity Inc.** can provide you with the sexually compatible woman of your dreams. She’ll welcome your attentions and beg for more. Click this link to have a specially matched, vigorously lusty, off-world woman delivered to your home planet. **Serendipity Inc. is a provider of premium human women to strong, purple-blooded CiFGan warriors. What's inside: alien romance, alien kidnap, sci-fi romance, alpha alien, curvy girl, forced proximity, grumpy-sunshine, retired soldier, alien matchmaking, alien dating service, confident curvy girl, a really good grovel

Foreign exchange for magical folk! Visit the Land Across the Bridge and reconnect with your mystical roots! ~from the Monster Hunters Guild Newsletter for Friendly Magical Folk Millie I had questions of the magical, mystical, sparkles, and moonbeams kind. Dad had no answers, and Mom wasn’t talking, so… I was visiting the land of the fairies! Just a long weekend, more an abbreviated study abroad program than a footloose adventure, but it was a dream come true! Theoretically. Mistakes were made. Instead of traveling across a bridge to be greeted by fairy folk, I landed in the middle of an orc raiding party. According to the literature I’d read prepping for the trip, orcs were nasty barbarian baddies who didn’t play nice with my intended hosts. And I’d just been kidnapped by the biggest, baddest orc of the ugly orc bunch. Mostly ugly. Except… The leader’s green skin was surprisingly attractive. And his face was human except for some very naughty-looking tusks. Then there was his thickly muscled chest, legs that looked fit and full of fun, and a bottom that tempted a gal to take a bite. Yikes. My nasty barbarian baddie might just be the fantasy I never knew I had. Author’s Note: Gemma’s books contain steamy shenanigans and enough naughty words to make someone (not her) blush.

Newly vamped Sarah Dearly wants her normal life back, but fate is fighting against her. She tries to get a regular job and gets staked in the interview, only to be rescued by a masked vampire who calls himself the Red Devil. Then a wallflower-turned-witch curses her, making her a bloodthirsty, sun-allergic nightwalker--the worst vampire there is. As if all that weren't enough, she can't get married because her 600-year-old boyfriend, Thierry, is in a centuries-long marriage of convenience he can't escape. As Sarah's nightwalker tendencies make her more dangerous, even to those she loves, she'll have to counteract that curse, unmask the increasingly intriguing Red Devil, and get a commitment from her man. But if that's what it takes to secure her happiness, Sarah is ready...even if it means embracing her inner vamp to do it.

Slow-burn steam in the Land Across the Bridge Francesca I just started a new job in a world inhabited by minotaurs, witches, orcs, and who knew what else. Exciting? Maybe, but that wasn’t why I was here. Was I qualified? No. Not even a little. Did I speak the language? Definitely not. But I had to make this position work. That, or I was headed home to Austin and my psycho stalker. With the way my luck was running, I wouldn’t last a week in this gig—and that was before I met the massive bull-man assigned as my local contact. The one who refused to make eye contact, wouldn’t come within ten feet of me, and made me shiver in all the best ways. I was so screwed. Note from the author: This fish-out-of-water romance features a heroine with heavy baggage but an opportunity for a bright future—if she can only believe she deserves it. It also contains a sinfully sexy, quietly patient minotaur who will do everything he can to help her accept the future she deserves. Pursued by the Minotaur has all the steamy shenanigans and naughty words. Slow burn, but spicy fun awaits!