Father Christmas Comes Up Trumps

Father Christmas Comes Up Trumps
Author: Nicholas Allan
Publsiher: Random House
Total Pages: 35
Release: 2013-10-24
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781448158843

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Father Christmas is back, and this time he's had three helping of sprouts! As he tries to deliver the presents, his tummy rumbles, gurgles and groans, but Father Christmas knows he must keep it in - he doesn't want to wake anyone up! Will he come up TRUMPS?

Father Christmas Needs a Wee

Father Christmas Needs a Wee
Author: Nicholas Allan
Publsiher: Random House
Total Pages: 34
Release: 2011
Genre: Christmas stories
ISBN: 9780857540041

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Father Christmas is busy eating and drinking all the treats that have been left for him. But at number ten he realizes he has forgotten to do a very important job ! And he really, really, really needs a wee !

Trump s Christmas Carol

Trump   s Christmas Carol
Author: Lucien Young,Watt T. Dickens
Publsiher: Random House
Total Pages: 112
Release: 2017-11-02
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781473554504

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‘I have the best ghosts, everyone says so’ President Ebenezer Trump is a rich old fool, whose heart is as small as his hands and whose words are as false as his hair. On Christmas Eve, he is visited by three spirits, all intent on changing his evil ways: Bill Clinton, the jovial Ghost of Christmas Past; Barack Obama, the big-eared Ghost of Christmas Present; and the terrifying Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come, who shows him how abolishing Obamacare will finish off Tiny Tim... 'This Scrooge is gonna be yooooge...'

Father Christmas on the Naughty Step

Father Christmas on the Naughty Step
Author: Mark Sperring
Publsiher: Penguin UK
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2012-10-04
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9780723271376

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The naughty step is the place Sam has to sit when he has done something he knows he REALLY shouldn't have. And Sam isn't alone. Captain Buckleboots is sitting on the naughty step too and so is Father Christmas - uh-oh, oh no! What's going to happen on Christmas Eve now?!

Barbara Throws a Wobbler

Barbara Throws a Wobbler
Author: Nadia Shireen
Publsiher: Random House
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2021-04-15
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781787620599

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Barbara is in a very bad mood. She won't admit it, but she is. She has a problem with a sock, and at lunchtime there's a strange pea... And even though she's at the park with her friends, it all just gets a bit much. Suddenly Barbara's WOBBLER is out of control! But what if Barbara and her Wobbler can work together, so she can be cheerful again? A brilliantly funny and sensitive way to understand and deal with tantrums. "These are the most brilliant, beautiful and silly picture-books out there at the moment. Little doorways of joy." Caitlin Moran

Cinderella s Bum

Cinderella s Bum
Author: Nicholas Allan
Publsiher: Random House
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2012-10-25
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781448121861

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A big sister is horrified when she can't fit into her swimming costume. Her BOTTOM IS SOO BIG! But her little sister has some good advice. There follows a wonderful romp through history and fairyland, as the little sister explains exactly why a big bottom can be useful. Father Christmas needs one for crash landings and, if you are a queen, a big bum is vital to keep you comfy while sitting on your throne . . . Once again Nicholas Allan combines laugh-out-loud humour with real insight that cannot fail to raise a smile.

The Queen s Knickers

The Queen s Knickers
Author: Nicholas Allan
Publsiher: Random House
Total Pages: 34
Release: 2012-04-12
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781446478493

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It's a busy year for the Queen - she has lots of important events to attend. Meanwhile, a little girl is wondering what knickers Her Majesty will choose to wear on a school visit! Will they be her 'at home' knickers - adorned with corgis - or her 'garden party' knickers, or perhaps her woolly Balmoral ones...? Both children and adults will love this very special and endearing insight into a child's imagination, from the best-selling author-illustrator of Father Christmas Needs A Wee and Jesus' Christmas Party. Recently, the Queen visited a nursery in Norfolk and enjoyed a display based on the book: "...just to make it special, there was one element that was not quite so traditional: pants. These were not just any pants, either. They were the Queen's Knickers, and at Dersingham Infant and Nursery School, in Norfolk, they were put on special display in honour of their royal visitor" ~ Valentine Low, The Times

Too Much and Never Enough

Too Much and Never Enough
Author: Mary L. Trump
Publsiher: Simon & Schuster
Total Pages: 240
Release: 2020-07-14
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 9781982141462

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In this revelatory, authoritative portrait of Donald J. Trump and the toxic family that made him, Mary L. Trump, a trained clinical psychologist and Donald’s only niece, shines a bright light on the dark history of their family in order to explain how her uncle became the man who now threatens the world’s health, economic security, and social fabric. Mary Trump spent much of her childhood in her grandparents’ large, imposing house in the heart of Queens, New York, where Donald and his four siblings grew up. She describes a nightmare of traumas, destructive relationships, and a tragic combination of neglect and abuse. She explains how specific events and general family patterns created the damaged man who currently occupies the Oval Office, including the strange and harmful relationship between Fred Trump and his two oldest sons, Fred Jr. and Donald. A firsthand witness to countless holiday meals and interactions, Mary brings an incisive wit and unexpected humor to sometimes grim, often confounding family events. She recounts in unsparing detail everything from her uncle Donald’s place in the family spotlight and Ivana’s penchant for regifting to her grandmother’s frequent injuries and illnesses and the appalling way Donald, Fred Trump’s favorite son, dismissed and derided him when he began to succumb to Alzheimer’s. Numerous pundits, armchair psychologists, and journalists have sought to parse Donald J. Trump’s lethal flaws. Mary L. Trump has the education, insight, and intimate familiarity needed to reveal what makes Donald, and the rest of her clan, tick. She alone can recount this fascinating, unnerving saga, not just because of her insider’s perspective but also because she is the only Trump willing to tell the truth about one of the world’s most powerful and dysfunctional families.