Find The Damn Word

Arden artfully conveys real-life experiences and depths of emotion through her insightful lyrics. Her wit was first put to the page in the fall of 2002 when her first collection of journals, if i knew, don't you think i'd tell you? was published. These are best of the next, selected directly from her won on-line journals.

Do you love a good, damn challenging word search puzzle, and also fucking love to swear? You're going to love the shit out of Find the Damn Word, Volume 3. This is the original series of sweary-ass, large print* word search books, and it fucking rocks. Each puzzle has a few motherfucking swear words mixed in with more mundane words, as they often are. This 6" x 9" puzzle book is the perfect size for carrying around wherever the hell you go. With clues on one page and puzzles opposite, plus really damn large print with bold as hell letters, these puzzles are bloody easy on the eyes. These puzzles are printed on thick, book-quality paper, not the pulp stuff you find in the grocery store books. They're a pleasure to hold and write on. Okay, that's my spiel. If there's a snowball's chance in hell you'll enjoy this book, scroll back up and click "Add to Cart" now. Just a note: The swear words repeat somewhat from puzzle to puzzle, and the mundane words repeat somewhat from book to book. The words are randomized and each puzzle is unique. *The puzzles themselves are in 16 point bold type. The solutions are 12 point bold. The smaller size on the solutions was necessary in order to fit two on one page and keep printing costs down.

Sh#@ Your Phone Says "Damn You, Autocorrect!" If you own an iPhone, BlackBerry, Droid, or any smartphone, there's a good chance you've screamed that phrase out at least once. In Damn You, Autocorrect!, pop-culture blogger Jillian Madison shows you are not alone. Filled with submissions from readers of her popular website, this laugh-out-loud funny book features cringe-worthy exchanges with parents, friends, significant others, and co-workers that contain some of the most unintentionally hilarious--and mortifying--mistakes ever caused by Autocorrect. Inside, you'll find a husband who tells his wife that he just "laid" (paid) the babysitter, a dad who tells his daughter that he and her mom are going to "divorce" (Disney), and many more epic texting fails too raunchy to list here. Whether you love technology, texting humor, or taking just a little bit of pleasure in the misfortune of others, Damn You, Autocorrect! will leave you laughing until you cry, and thankful that nothing this embarrassing has happened to you. Yet.

Do you love a good, damn challenging word search puzzle, and also fucking love to swear? You're going to love the shit out of Find the Damn Word, Volume 2. This is the original series of sweary-ass, large print* word search books, and it fucking rocks. Each puzzle has a few motherfucking swear words mixed in with more mundane words, as they often are. This 6" x 9" puzzle book is the perfect size for carrying around wherever the hell you go. With clues on one page and puzzles opposite, plus really damn large print with bold as hell letters, these puzzles are bloody easy on the eyes. These puzzles are printed on thick, book-quality paper, not the pulp stuff you find in the grocery store books. They're a pleasure to hold and write on. Okay, that's my spiel. If there's a snowball's chance in hell you'll enjoy this book, scroll back up and click "Add to Cart" now. Just a note: The swear words repeat somewhat from puzzle to puzzle, and the mundane words repeat somewhat from book to book. The words are randomized and each puzzle is unique. *The puzzles themselves are in 16 point bold type. The solutions are 12 point bold. The smaller size on the solutions was necessary in order to fit two on one page and keep printing costs down.

The show must go on… For burlesque dancer Gigi Valente, L'oiseau Bleu is not just a cabaret club or a job…it's the only home she's ever known. She won't let new owner Khaled Kitaev destroy it, even if her body trembles in his magnificent presence… Though he admires her passion, Khaled believes Gigi is just another gold digger. But when her attempts to get his attention are caught on camera, the powerful Russian must usher Gigi into his world. With Gigi at his side, Khaled's womanizing reputation is down and his stock is up! But how long can he keep this free-spirited bird in his gilded cage?