Frotwoot S Faerie Tales Book One The Unseelie Court

"This is one wild magic romp." -Piers Anthony, author of the bestselling Xanth series. The Seelie and Unseelie Courts are at war. On one side: Noble knights, fighting for freedom. On the other: Not-so-noble terrorists, fighting for the right to rule. Caught in the middle: One very confused, very LOST teenage boy. His name is Frotwoot. He's a faerie. And THIS... is his tale. (Hence the, uh... hence the title.)

The Seelie and Unseelie Courts are at war.On one side: An obsessive-compulsive knight, a talking tree, and really cute goblin girl named Golly. On the other: A Dragon King, phooka assassins, and a mob of angry, stone-skinned trolls.Caught in the middle: A very confused, very LOST teenage boy.His name is Frotwoot Crossley. And that's not even the weirdest thing about him...

The Seelie and Unseelie Courts are at war.On one side: Noble knights, fighting for freedom. On the other: Not-so-noble terrorists, fighting for the right to rule.Caught in the middle: A very confused, very lost teenage boy from Indiana.His name is Frotwoot Crossley. And he's about to find out that, somehow, that's not even the weirdest thing about him...[This is the first part of the serialized novel "Frotwoot's Faerie Tales (Book One: The Unseelie Court". If you like what you read, you can go ahead and get the next part, and then the next part if you like THAT, and then--well, you get the idea. If you DON'T like it, you're mean and I hate you.]

Frotwoot had always thought that the hardest part about bringing his girlfriend home to meet his parents would be dealing with the fact that she's a goblin. But as it TURNS OUT, it was actually getting caught up in a coup to overthrow a corrupt government of wizards and witches who'd been enslaving the people of Seelie for countless generations, and were now thinking of setting their sights of Earth.Huh. Who knew?

A new drug called "Pixie Dust" is sweeping the streets of Tirnanogue, and it's up to Frotwoot to stop it. The only problem is, he still doesn't know how to use a sword. Or fly. Or... Okay, maybe there's more than just one problem.

Frotwoot had always thought that the hardest part about bringing his girlfriend home to meet his parents would be dealing with the fact that she's a goblin. But as it TURNS OUT, it was actually getting caught up in a coup to overthrow a corrupt government of wizards and witches who'd been enslaving the people of Seelie for countless generations, and were now thinking of setting their sights of Earth. Huh. Who knew?

A new drug called "Pixie Dust" is sweeping the streets of Tirnanogue, and it's up to Frotwoot to stop it. The only problem is, he still doesn't know how to use a sword. Or fly. Or...Okay, maybe there's more than just one problem

A new drug called "Pixie Dust" is sweeping the streets of Tirnanogue, and it's up to Frotwoot to stop it. The only problem is, he still doesn't know how to use a sword. Or fly. Or...Okay, maybe there's more than just one problem.[This is the first part of the serialized novel "Frotwoot's Faerie Tales (Book Two: Pixies & Redcaps)". There are more parts coming, I promise. Digital pinky swear.]