Funny Mom Gifts

Funny Mother Gift: Funny Mom Books and Funny Mom Gifts presents a book for moms and grandmothers that is chock full of 50 of the funniest things mothers say to their kids all the time, from: "Why? Because I said so!", "Stop picking your nose!" to "Stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about!" You are sure to find something in this book that your mom or grandmother can relate to and laugh about. It's the perfect gift for mothers, grandmothers or even yourself for Christmas, birthdays or any time of the year when a good laugh is needed!

This sarcastic and funny Mom notebook is the perfect size to give as a Mother's Day gift, friendship gift, girl friend gifts, staff gifts or team gifts at the office or at work. With a pink cover, a blunt text, and lightly lined college ruled pages, this notebook is a gift sized...perfect sitting on a desk or bedside table. Perfect for teachers, busy moms, women who love to drink, administrators, CEOs, administrative assistants, secretary appreciation, or for colleague and coworker gifts! Use it for journaling, taking notes, jotting down lists, or to write in as a diary. Convenient 6"x9" size....throw it in your bag or purse! Features Premium Matte Finish Soft Cover Bright White Interior Stock A Convenient 6" x 9" size 100 pages (50 pages front/back)

The cats of America are under siege! Long gone are the good old days when a cat’s biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives. For over four decades, the American Association of Patriots have stood at the vanguard of our country's defense by helping to prepare our nation's cat owners for the difficult conversations they dread having with their pets. Written in a simple Q&A format, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety answers crucial questions such as, “What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?” and “What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?” and especially “Why does my cat need to use the internet? Can’t he just play with yarn like cats used to do?” Our country—and our cats—stand at a precipice. It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats—and America—great again!

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Mom Will, You Be My Valentine : The first thing that comes to mind is why I buy a notebook for my mother? There are several reasons, including if you are far from your mother, you no longer live with her, or you do not give her birthday a gift, or you no longer care about her as you were young because the mother is all we have in this world or you have work and have time for you to buy her a gift ... When you come home and you hold this book in your hand with this writs in these words to express your love for her, this will make her happy and you will preserve this book her whole life because she will think when she sees it in front of her. you can make it too like a gift for your grandmother, aunt, or girlfriend ... You must seize this chance if they were still in life This large Amazing notebook you can makes a nice affordable GIFT for Mom, your wife, sister like mom sister, independent Woman, Girlfriend. a perfect gift for someone in the creative field. Perfect gift for documenting notes, organizing thoughts and Write all your stories, ideas, into this XL notebook. Stylish, large and gorgeous - this journal is calling to write in it. 6 x 9 inches, 110 pages. Cover: matte. Product Details: 109 Pages 6x9 Inches Black & White Interior With White Paper. No Bleed. Matte Paperback Cover.

This sarcastic and funny Mom notebook is the perfect size to give as a Mother's Day gift, friendship gift, girl friend gifts, staff gifts or team gifts at the office or at work. With a shabby chic kraft cover, a blunt typewriter text, and lightly lined college ruled pages, this notebook is a gift sized...perfect sitting on a desk or bedside table. Perfect for teachers, busy moms, women who love to drink, administrators, CEOs, administrative assistants, secretary appreciation, or for colleague and coworker gifts! Use it for journaling, taking notes, jotting down lists, or to write in as a diary. Convenient 6"x9" size....throw it in your bag or purse! Features Premium Matte Finish Soft Cover Bright White Interior Stock A Convenient 6" x 9" size 100 pages (50 pages front/back)

-Blank Lined Notebook -100 lined pages or 50 sheets -5.25x8 inches -Matte Cover

Makes an Excellent Mother's day Gift - Unique Meaningful Alternative to a Greeting Card - 6" x 9", 120 Journal Lined Paper. Paperback Notebook Softcover. Portable size for College, Work or Home. Can be used as a blank notebook, journal to write in, composition book or diary. Great Gift for the Holidays of Gag Gifts for Coworkers, Friends, and Family. A Versatile Composition Notebook Style with Lined Pages it has over 120 pages perfect for you to write your own thoughts, scribbles or doodles, get a little creative or just write down your To Do list. Meaningful gifts for Mom, Grandmother, Momma, Mum, and Nan. Great for gel pen, ink or pencils. It will make a great present for any special occasion: Christmas, Secret Santa, Birthdays and Mothers Day.