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Welcome to Bullamakanka a small one street Australian country town just south of Sydney often referred to as PPP Pigeon Poop Parade. Where Tank the manager and only employee of the local bowling club who is a virgin and is about to turn 40 years old. His buddies a unique bunch of characters which include a Publican, Pastry cook, Newsagent, Dairy farmer and a Veterinarian merge to conspire in typical Aussie mateship style and aptitude to pool their resources and get Tank laid by fair means or foul which include forming a syndicate to purchase and race a thoroughbred. The hilarious mind boggling, ingenious plots that they concoct prove to be a ribald romp, typical of real-life in a small country town where nothing is sacred.

The author of Tanks in Hell tracks ten years of tank warfare in Vietnam, combining firsthand accounts from veterans with analysis of tactics and strategy. In 1965 the large, loud, and highly visible tanks of 3rd Platoon, B Company, 3rd Tank Battalion landed across a beach near Da Nang, drawing unwelcome attention to America’s first, almost covert, commitment of ground troops in South Vietnam. As the Marine Corps presence grew inexorably, the 1st and 3rd Tank Battalions, as well as elements of the reactivated 5th Tank Battalion, were committed to the conflict. For the United States Marine Corps, the protracted and bloody struggle was marked by controversy, but for Marine Corps tankers it was marked by bitter frustration as they saw their own high levels of command turn their backs on some of the hardest-won lessons of tank-infantry cooperation learned in the Pacific War and in Korea. Nevertheless, like good Marines, the officers and enlisted men of the tank battalions sought out the enemy in the sand dunes, jungles, mountains, paddy fields, tiny villages, and ancient cities of Vietnam. Young Marine tankers fresh out of training, and cynical veterans of the Pacific War and Korea, battled two enemies. The battle-hardened Viet Cong were masters of the art of striking hard, then slipping away to fight another day. The highly motivated troops of the North Vietnamese Army, equipped with long-range artillery and able to flee across nearby borders into sanctuaries where the Marines were forbidden to follow, engaged the Marines in brutal conventional combat. Both foes were equipped with modern anti-tank weapons, and sought out the tanks as valuable symbolic targets. It was a brutal and schizophrenic war, with no front and no rear, absolutely no respite from constant danger, against a merciless foe hidden among a helpless civilian population. Some of the duties the tankers were called upon to perform were long familiar, as they provided firepower and mobility for the suffering infantry in a never-ending succession of search and destroy operations, conducted amphibious landings, and added their heavy guns to the artillery in fire support missions. Under constant threat of ambushes and huge command-detonated mines that could obliterate both tank and crew in an instant, the tankers escorted vital supply convoys, and guarded the engineers who built and maintained the roads. In their “spare time” the tankers guarded lonely bridges and isolated outposts for weeks on end, patrolled on foot to seek out the Viet Cong, operated roadblocks and ambushes, shot up boats to interdict the enemy’s supply lines, and worked in the villages and hamlets to better the lives of the brutalized civilians. To the bitter end—despite the harsh conditions of climate and terrain, confusion, endless savage and debilitating combat, and ultimate frustration as their own nation turned against the war—the Marine tankers routinely demonstrated the versatility, dedication to duty, and matchless courage that Americans have come to expect of their Marines.

Claire thought she was done with hospice nursing and was fully enjoying retirement. When her friend Marcy and Marcy's daughter, Whisper, lure her into a live-in hospice nursing job for a celebrity in the Florida Keys, Claire was hesitant. Her patient had an ego, was demanding, and had deep secrets. She could only pray that God would get her through this assignment alive.

Book Summary of All About Vaastu All About Vaastu is a book answering frequently asked questions about Vaastu Shastra. The questions have been asked in an informal style and the authentic answer given in comprehensive and lucid language. Apart from dealing with residential and commercial structures; the unique feature of the book is that; it includes chapters; on Agriculture; Pyramids; Banks; Hospitals; Farm Houses; Feng Shui; Marriage Halls; Clubs etc. The answers to 1001 questions contained in 101 chapters provide a treasure of information. It deals at length with remedial measures laying emphasis on Vaastu corrections; without maor structural changes. The importance of internal arrangement of various items in a building has also been discussed. The book clears many myths and fallacies on Vaastu and brings out its scientific rationale. Adequate illustrations and diagrams are given to clarify the intricacies of Vaastu. It is backed by two decades of Vaastu analysis and case studies undertaken by the author. The book will provide a much needed ready reckoner for architects; builders; colonizers; home-makrs and the common man who wants to know all about Vaastu. About the Author Maadhu Khare nom de plume 'Maadhuji' was born; brought up and educated in Delhi. After doing her Post Graduation; her interest in Vaastu Shastra started as a hobby and soon became a passion. Her husband's service in the Army took her to different places; cutting across States barriers. She keenly observed and analyzed not only the setting and location of her own house; but those of many others in different towns. With the passage of time; her hobby became her profession.