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Life sucks and it's official. So says Mark Anderson, a downtrodden, bank drone who, faced with a mountain of debt, an ex-wife, a drug-smuggling brother and monumentally inept boss, seemingly has nothing to live for...or has he? As the saying goes, it's always the quiet ones... Told over the space of a year through his diary entries, this is one man's struggle to not only survive but also battle the moral dilemmas of having come up with a fool-proof plan to 'get rich quick'...and whether he dares to put 'the plan' into action.

Describes why men are attracted to strong women and offers advice on ways a woman can relate to men and gain a man's love and respect.

An early morning assassination by an unknown sniper has a solitary witness, Beatrice. But she’s in shock and can’t identify the shadowy driver speeding away from the scene. Almost immediately, the small town homicide team springs into action led by Chris, a black detective. The murder rekindles a previous case—the mysterious death of an abused woman, Sarah Crosby. Sarah’s parents emerge as suspects, the mother willing to do anything to keep a past concealed and a father well trained in the art of shooting. Tom Ellis, an avid duck hunter also comes under suspicion as well as two young farm workers. Entering the picture is a devious reporter, risking her reputation to break the story. Set against a backdrop of marshes, orchards, and small rural towns in California’s San Joaquin Valley amid drought conditions, the struggle for survival exposes unrefined passions and a cast of characters evading an inevitable conflict, all acting as decoys to the two murders. Includes Readers Guide.

This raw and powerful autobiography follows the life of a registered nurse who turns to alcohol to help chase away her demons brought on by persistent physical and mental domestic abuse, rape, workplace bullying, and deteriorating mental health. At first, it seems like a magic cure, and she is able to live nearly a normal life. But as the siren call of the bottle increases, her dependence on drinking grows. Soon she is unable to work, and what was left of her social life disappears. After attempting suicide and spending time recovering in the hospital, she begins her long and difficult road to recovery, focused on building a new life. Sorrows Can Swim is a dramatic reminder that addiction and trauma can affect anyone, even those educated in how to treat them. It is a rallying cry for those fighting addiction and dealing with trauma, and brings an inspiring message of hope for us all.

Transformational Grammar's Underground Classic! Back in Print in the Nick of Time! (Just as the photocopies were getting too fuzzy to read!)Here is the complete and unexpurgated version of the legendary lost classic of porno- and scatolinguistic theory. Included are the seminal writings of Quang Phuc Dong (English Sentences Without Overt Grammatical Subject), Yuck Foo (A Selectional Restriction Involving Pronoun Choice), V. Anantalinguam ("Up Yours" and Related Constructions), Ebbing Craft (Up Against the Wall, Fascist Pig Critics!) and other lost eminences.

One thing I’ve learned as the breeder for the Alpha King—no one is what they seem. Isla I’m pregnant with the king’s baby, but he still doesn’t want to tell anyone, afraid something will happen to the baby, and all of the other Alphas will be disappointed. So we wait. In the meantime, war is on the horizon, and the other Alphas want him to take a Luna Queen. They just don’t want it to be me. Maddox is actually considering a queen consort? Then, why am I still here? I thought he loved me. When my cousin shows up from Maatua and asks me to go with him to the islands to break the curse, how can I say no? It’s not as if Maddox will even miss me. Maddox Problems with the other Alphas continue to persist. This firestorm Zabrina’s mother is bringing upon me won’t just go away. It’s going to lead to war, and I’m ready for it. But the Alphas want results now. They want a queen. They want an heir. The only way to appease them is to tell them I’ll consider it. When my dead wife’s cousin shows up as a potential match, I’m shocked—and so is Isla. How am I supposed to keep the Alphas happy and not drive Isla away? I don’t know, but I’m afraid I’m about to lose her. Forever. Find out why over 1 million Radish readers love The Alpha King’s Breeder!

In a world of high tech low life standards The Corporation Peoples Union (C.P.U) has emerged from a world torn apart fighting over resources with the Magnatron. Being the ultimate resource and caught in the middle of all this Evangeline (Lina) and her sister Emanuella (Ella) are quickly drawn into an emerging world happening all around them, with strange mysteries almost at every turn and dangerous. As well can the girls do their part to stop the ruling class from crushing humanity.