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The Secret to Self-Publishing on Amazon is said to be: ""You Need to First Be A Celebrity To Succeed At Anything"". This parody is a sarcastic look at how you can be an ""overnight"" success - by making it impossible for anyone else to succeed as you set the bar astronomically high. Learn the 3 Parts to Real eBook Publishing * How to write a book - real quick, shallow, ghost-written. * How to publish your book - hire someone to do it for cheap, like putting their name on the cover. * How to sell a book online - using your devoted, Kool-Aid-drinking fan-base to suck-up and give you fake 5-star reviews without having read the book. Obviously, this is a work of satire and has nothing to do with the real world. And any resemblance to a currently successful bestseller is just a happy coincidence. (Right.) New Revision! PS. Contains actually helpful tips! (Don't tell anyone, but I included some tactics, strategies, and tips from later research. Just for you...) Get Your Copy Now.

Find independence and financial freedom from one of the simplest home businesses you can start from scratch - or less... Learn Tips and Tricks to make self-publishing pay well. I fell into this by accident. There I was writing away, only to find that I made more money publishing other people's stuff than I did with my own. This journey led me into working out the details and shortcuts which made it all simple. Meanwhile, I started making enough income to cover all my bills. Surprise, surprise. You get the benefits in this: * How publishing books help you earn recurring income from work you do just once. * Simple ways to have the freedom you never get from working for someone else. * Find peace of mind by becoming your own boss. * Discover the joy of only working with bestselling authors - who are now working for you. * Literally make money while you sleep from countries you've never visited - by people you've never met before. Get Your Copy Now.

Your writing and publishing should give you freedom. And for most people, it doesn't. Because only four out of ten thousand authors actually make a living by publishing through Amazon. Shocking statistics. As a writer, the solution is simple: learn how the system works. Then do that. After five years of concentrated research, I've narrowed down to exactly what the core basics are that most authors have been missing. There have been a few breakthroughs: - What actually is a platform - and how you already have one. - The three habits you have to have in order to succeed. - Four steps you need to do before you start writing or outlining your book. - The two biggest lies spread in publishing. - How you can teach yourself to write classic bestsellers at home. This book is also a course. In 7 simple lessons, you can get started now toward a full-time career as a successful author. Success is waiting for you, along with your freedom. Get Your Copy Now.

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The reason I wrote this for you was because I couldn't find a decent ebook on Amazon for this subject. So I went out on the Internet and assembled all the research I could to see what and how this subject worked, if it did or not. Then I compared what I'd learned with what I already knew - and wrote it up for you so you could use it. You'll see in the Appendix where you can find the same mentors who helped me help you. How that will work for you is exactly as you understand what I wrote here, the authors I quoted and linked to, and as you apply this data to work for your own personal scene. I think it can be made to work, despite all the naysayers we'll encounter soon enough. It's up to you do decide whether you want to continue on and dive deep into the bottomless pool of your own creativity to surface with new ideas and applications. Our target is that tiny school of small fish called serials. Let's see how they're biting today... (From the Introduction) Get Your Copy Now.

Why Does it Seem Everyone Thinks Beginning Authors are Already Rich? It's not because their books are bringing them any income. But the courses and services designed to ""help"" you just put you further in the hole! It doesn't have to be that way. This entire series was written with the idea that you can get started from the computer and internet connection you already have. And nothing else. After I got my own financial freedom from publishing books, I was able to ""invest"" in some of these courses to see what I was still missing. Funny enough, that extra $500 per course taught me little I didn't already know. And what I did learn was either wrong, or I could have learned it for free from those same authors. Here's the secret, exposed: You only have to write decent books, and market them decently, to get decent income. And you should be able to start writing today, self-edit and proof when you're done, then self-publish for no more than your own sweat-equity. Get You Copy Now.

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