Mission Baby Dad S Survival Guide To Baby S First Year

Hey, Daddy. Welcome to the Parents Club! If you are a new dad, or will be one soon, this is the book for you! And if you are a new mom, this is the BEST gift for your partner! "Mission: Baby" is a funny, informative, and masculine guidebook for dads of infants, from birth to one year of age - the best guide for your first year as a dad! It focuses on five critical topics in your baby's life: food, sleep, diapers, illness, and games, and shares dozens of useful tips and tricks - all so that you, the new father, can succeed in the most important task you've ever been given - raising a baby! How to get the baby to fall asleep when you're REALLY desperate...? How to prepare the perfect bottle, and why it feels like planning a complex military operation...? Does the baby really need a wet-wipe warmer, and how much does it cost...? The complete guide to gadgets for babies... 5 things you should have known before having a child... How to feed, clean, and play with your baby...? What is this infamous "gas," and how can you deal with it...? And most importantly: will you ever have sex again??? This is a must-read for every man who's about to become a father (or has just become one), and for every woman who wants to survive the first year of parenting without her partner running away (or hiding for days in the bathroom).

Hey, Daddy. Welcome to the Parents Club! If you are a new dad, or will be one soon, this is the book for you! And if you are a new mom, this is the BEST gift for your partner! "Mission: Baby" is a funny, informative, and masculine guidebook for dads of infants, from birth to one year of age - the best guide for your first year as a dad! It focuses on five critical topics in your baby's life: food, sleep, diapers, illness, and games, and shares dozens of useful tips and tricks - all so that you, the new father, can succeed in the most important task you've ever been given - raising a baby! How to get the baby to fall asleep when you're REALLY desperate...? How to prepare the perfect bottle, and why it feels like planning a complex military operation...? Does the baby really need a wet-wipe warmer, and how much does it cost...? The complete guide to gadgets for babies... 5 things you should have known before having a child... How to feed, clean, and play with your baby...? What is this infamous "gas," and how can you deal with it...? And most importantly: will you ever have sex again??? This is a must-read for every man who's about to become a father (or has just become one), and for every woman who wants to survive the first year of parenting without her partner running away (or hiding for days in the bathroom).

This is not just "another" pregnancy guide. It is the PERFECT guide for dads-to-be! So if you're going to be a father in a few months - this book is for you! And if you're going to be a mother - this is the BEST gift for your partner! "Mission: Pregnancy" is an easy to read, humorous, masculine pregnancy guide, that speaks in a manly voice about a subject that was previously only for women - pregnancy. It is an informative (and very funny) guide, full of tips and advice for all stages of pregnancy, delivery, and new parenthood. What is the connection between ovulation and garters? Why and how do you count pregnancy in weeks? What are genetic tests, and how much will they cost? When and how does the baby start to hear you, and what can you say to the baby? Everything you need to know about morning sickness, including critical coping mechanisms... useful advice for choosing your child's name - and what not to call baby... How to survive shopping for baby... Why should you bring a ski suit to the birthing room? and what will life after the birth will REALLY look like? This book is a must-read for every man whose partner is pregnant (or will be), and for every woman who wants to survive pregnancy without having her partner lose his shit entirely.

You read the pregnancy books, the nine months flew by without a hitch, the birth was brilliant and your healthy baby arrived on schedule. Job done, right? Often, the birth of your baby can feel like the end of the journey but really the adventure has only just begun. If you look down at you-junior, heart swelling with pride, then think 'What now?', this book is for you. In this essential guide for new dads, Rob Kemp - the bestselling author of The Expectant Dad's Survival Guide - reveals what to expect in the first 18 months, arming you with the tools you need to be a fantastic dad. Covering everything from how to bond with your baby and support his development to practical issues, such as how to manage your working arrangements and finances, this book gives new dads the confidence, skills and knowledge to enjoy fatherhood - and do a brilliant job of it. Entertaining, informative, and packed full of expert advice, The New Dad's Survival Guide is the go-to guide for modern, hands-on dads.

Are you a dad of a toddler? You will most certainly identify with everything written here! This funny and honest book talks about what it's really like being a dad. It brings together the most challenging, tiring, hilarious, and exciting situations in a parent's life! It's the BEST gift you can get yourself (if you're a Daddy), or for your partner (if you're a Mommy)! What must be included in dad basic training? What did you swear you would never do as a dad - and ended up doing exactly that? What always happens to dads on vacations with the kids? Which dads deserve a medal, and for what exactly? Your life before and after kids... the evolution of parenting - from new dad to veteran dad... things you wish someone told you before you had a baby... questions only dads ask... things only dads do... statistics, facts of life, tips, and notes to self. All the signs you've finally turned into your father... and much, much more! This must-read book was written for every dad who wants to survive his first years as a father without losing his sanity, and for any mom who wants to infuse this stage of parenthood with humor and laughter! 10 reasons to read this book: 1. It's real. 2. It's funny. 3. It's not expensive. 4. It's perfect for you. 5. It's a must read for dads. 6. The illustrations are amazing. 7. Your partner will also love it. 8. It's sensitive, but in a manly way. 9. There are practical tips for you inside. 10. It'll make you realize that you're not alone.

Change a diaper? Soothe a crying baby? Function on just a few hours of sleep? Anything moms can do, dads can do--with a little help! Becoming a father is a colossal event in a man's life. For nine months, he thought about, worried about, and dreamed about his new child, and finally his little bundle of joy is here. So, now what? This all-in-one guide shows new dads how to: Bond with their new baby Interpret baby's cries Be supportive to their partner Handle the changes to their relationship and sex life Childproof the house Plus, this new edition features updated advice on safety issues like vaccinations, financial issues like health insurance and retirement, and cool high-tech gadgets to track and treasure each moment of their new baby's life. Complete with medical advice and practical information, this is the new dad's key to raising a happy and healthy baby.

Your comprehensive, practical guide to dadhood Your new baby is nothing short of a miracle—and it's no wonder you want to keep your bundle of joy safe and sound through every stage of their first year. Dad's Guide to Baby's First Year For Dummies takes the guesswork out of being your baby's primary caregiver, giving you sound instruction and helpful advice on looking after your baby, the essential gear you'll need to baby-proof your home, practical solutions to common parenting challenges, and so much more. Whether it's due to a fledgling economy or a simple sign of modern times, more and more men are staying at home with the kids while their breadwinning wives or partners deal with rush hour traffic. Whatever the reason you've decided to take on the role of Mr. Mom, Dad's Guide to Baby's First Year For Dummies offers all the friendly guidance and trusted tips you need to be a fantastic full-time parent. Look after your baby and teach children great skills Help your partner through pregnancy, birth, and beyond Follow the habits of highly successful dads Be a hands-on, stay-at-home dad If you're a proud papa-to-be, Dad's Guide to Baby's First Year For Dummies ensures all your bases are covered, so you can spend less time fretting about fatherhood and more time cherishing your wee one.

Fatherhood demystified! Finally: a manual for new dads that deciphers the immensely confusing world of fatherhood and gives crucial tips and advice from a man's point of view. No psychobabble, no warm fuzzies -- just a hilarious (and surprisingly practical) military-style guide to surviving and thriving through even the queasiest moments of pregnancy, birth, and babyhood. Seasoned father and master infant-tamer Scott Mactavish breaks the Baby Code down and lays it out in straight-up guyspeak. The New Dad's Survival Guide includes declassified information on such topics as: Cutting the Cord: The Moment of Truth Feeding and Cleaning the NFU (New Family Unit) Surviving Sleep Deprivation Relieving Stress Without Booze The Great Boob Irony Pee, Poo, Hurl, and Snot: Getting Used to the Bodily Functions Critical Survival Tips Never Before Revealed Sex: Let the Games Begin Again...Finally Dozens of Essential Terms Defined, Including Binky, Onesie, Diaper Genie, Passy, and Sippy Cup Grab your boots and strap on your helmet! The babies are coming!