Mission Baby Dad S Survival Guide To Baby S First Year Color Edition

Hey, Daddy. Welcome to the Parents Club! If you are a new dad, or will be one soon, this is the book for you! And if you are a new mom, this is the BEST gift for your partner! "Mission: Baby" is a funny, informative, and masculine guidebook for dads of infants, from birth to one year of age - the best guide for your first year as a dad! It focuses on five critical topics in your baby's life: food, sleep, diapers, illness, and games, and shares dozens of useful tips and tricks - all so that you, the new father, can succeed in the most important task you've ever been given - raising a baby! How to get the baby to fall asleep when you're REALLY desperate...? How to prepare the perfect bottle, and why it feels like planning a complex military operation...? Does the baby really need a wet-wipe warmer, and how much does it cost...? The complete guide to gadgets for babies... 5 things you should have known before having a child... How to feed, clean, and play with your baby...? What is this infamous "gas," and how can you deal with it...? And most importantly: will you ever have sex again??? This is a must-read for every man who's about to become a father (or has just become one), and for every woman who wants to survive the first year of parenting without her partner running away (or hiding for days in the bathroom).

Hey, Daddy. Welcome to the Parents Club! If you are a new dad, or will be one soon, this is the book for you! And if you are a new mom, this is the BEST gift for your partner! "Mission: Baby" is a funny, informative, and masculine guidebook for dads of infants, from birth to one year of age - the best guide for your first year as a dad! It focuses on five critical topics in your baby's life: food, sleep, diapers, illness, and games, and shares dozens of useful tips and tricks - all so that you, the new father, can succeed in the most important task you've ever been given - raising a baby! How to get the baby to fall asleep when you're REALLY desperate...? How to prepare the perfect bottle, and why it feels like planning a complex military operation...? Does the baby really need a wet-wipe warmer, and how much does it cost...? The complete guide to gadgets for babies... 5 things you should have known before having a child... How to feed, clean, and play with your baby...? What is this infamous "gas," and how can you deal with it...? And most importantly: will you ever have sex again??? This is a must-read for every man who's about to become a father (or has just become one), and for every woman who wants to survive the first year of parenting without her partner running away (or hiding for days in the bathroom).

This is not just "another" pregnancy guide. It is the PERFECT guide for dads-to-be! So if you're going to be a father in a few months - this book is for you! And if you're going to be a mother - this is the BEST gift for your partner! "Mission: Pregnancy" is an easy to read, humorous, masculine pregnancy guide, that speaks in a manly voice about a subject that was previously only for women - pregnancy. It is an informative (and very funny) guide, full of tips and advice for all stages of pregnancy, delivery, and new parenthood. What is the connection between ovulation and garters? Why and how do you count pregnancy in weeks? What are genetic tests, and how much will they cost? When and how does the baby start to hear you, and what can you say to the baby? Everything you need to know about morning sickness, including critical coping mechanisms... useful advice for choosing your child's name - and what not to call baby... How to survive shopping for baby... Why should you bring a ski suit to the birthing room? and what will life after the birth will REALLY look like? This book is a must-read for every man whose partner is pregnant (or will be), and for every woman who wants to survive pregnancy without having her partner lose his shit entirely.

Change a diaper? Soothe a crying baby? Function on just a few hours of sleep? Anything moms can do, dads can do--with a little help! Becoming a father is a colossal event in a man's life. For nine months, he thought about, worried about, and dreamed about his new child, and finally his little bundle of joy is here. So, now what? This all-in-one guide shows new dads how to: Bond with their new baby Interpret baby's cries Be supportive to their partner Handle the changes to their relationship and sex life Childproof the house Plus, this new edition features updated advice on safety issues like vaccinations, financial issues like health insurance and retirement, and cool high-tech gadgets to track and treasure each moment of their new baby's life. Complete with medical advice and practical information, this is the new dad's key to raising a happy and healthy baby.

You read the pregnancy books, the nine months flew by without a hitch, the birth was brilliant and your healthy baby arrived on schedule. Job done, right? Often, the birth of your baby can feel like the end of the journey but really the adventure has only just begun. If you look down at you-junior, heart swelling with pride, then think 'What now?', this book is for you. In this essential guide for new dads, Rob Kemp - the bestselling author of The Expectant Dad's Survival Guide - reveals what to expect in the first 18 months, arming you with the tools you need to be a fantastic dad. Covering everything from how to bond with your baby and support his development to practical issues, such as how to manage your working arrangements and finances, this book gives new dads the confidence, skills and knowledge to enjoy fatherhood - and do a brilliant job of it. Entertaining, informative, and packed full of expert advice, The New Dad's Survival Guide is the go-to guide for modern, hands-on dads.

Your comprehensive, practical guide to dadhood Your new baby is nothing short of a miracle—and it's no wonder you want to keep your bundle of joy safe and sound through every stage of their first year. Dad's Guide to Baby's First Year For Dummies takes the guesswork out of being your baby's primary caregiver, giving you sound instruction and helpful advice on looking after your baby, the essential gear you'll need to baby-proof your home, practical solutions to common parenting challenges, and so much more. Whether it's due to a fledgling economy or a simple sign of modern times, more and more men are staying at home with the kids while their breadwinning wives or partners deal with rush hour traffic. Whatever the reason you've decided to take on the role of Mr. Mom, Dad's Guide to Baby's First Year For Dummies offers all the friendly guidance and trusted tips you need to be a fantastic full-time parent. Look after your baby and teach children great skills Help your partner through pregnancy, birth, and beyond Follow the habits of highly successful dads Be a hands-on, stay-at-home dad If you're a proud papa-to-be, Dad's Guide to Baby's First Year For Dummies ensures all your bases are covered, so you can spend less time fretting about fatherhood and more time cherishing your wee one.

The best-selling guide to the first year of fatherhood, trusted by hundreds of thousands of new dads and their partners This indispensable handbook, from the author of the million-selling Expectant Father, provides a reassuring month-by-month overview of your baby’s first year. It covers the milestones in your child’s development; ways you can bond with your child and support your partner; and what’s going on with you, as a new dad. The fourth edition of The New Father features a user-friendly new design and is updated from cover to cover with the latest information about healthcare, financial planning, parental leave and work-life balance, and much more. It incorporates the expertise of leading pediatricians and researchers, and the real-life experiences of hundreds of dads and moms. Illustrated with stress-relieving cartoons, The New Father is a friendly, readable, and inclusive companion for all new dads. (Moms will love it, too!)

A new baby's arrival demands a dad give up sports, lose sleep, operate diapers, placate his wife, and protect his coveted material possessions. But all is not lost! For newcomers to fatherhood, Dad's Survival Guide to Babies provides dads a light-hearted perspective on their parenting careers. With finesse, author Hunter S. Fulghum details what equipment-and attitudes-dads need to prepare for and survive their children's development from harmless (albeit noisy and needful) infants to irritable teens. Fulghum's book is an uproarious instruction manual for novice dads that even experienced fathers will find useful and funny. Fulghum's quick-witted insight eases dads from frightened lumps of nerves to nurturing and loving parents-with a hard-nosed edge that earns them the right to say "I told you so" when their children start families of their own.