My P E Teacher Is A Ninja

The students in Mr. Walker's class think he's a ninja. Do you think they are right or is it just their imaginations? Based on mostly true and extraordinary stories... 'My P.E. Teacher is a Ninja' is a fun and easy reader for ages 4-10. Published in large print, this book is also great for classroom read-alouds.

I have of late, wherefore I know not, lost all of my mirth… Man delights not me; no, nor women neither. In my dreams (and increasingly during my more whimsical waking moments) I wander through Movieland. Sometimes I chat to Kelly McGillis about being in a 4G inverted dive with a MiG-28 while a strung-out Withnail stands close by complaining about going on holiday by mistake. At others a xenomorph near the bus stop rips off Forrest Gump’s head before being machine-gunned by the ED-209. I close my eyes, take a contented breath, and reopen them to see Frau Blücher upsetting the horses again as Tony Montana snorts coke and tells the permanently agitated Don Logan that this town is like one giant pussy waiting to get fucked. I wander and I wander and I never want to leave… Some movies, you see, contain magic. Magic that seeps into your soul and becomes a part of you. I mean, why waste your time travelling the world, having a career, nurturing dreams or taking a woman seriously? Such pursuits involve a great deal of effort and invariably end in disappointment. Surely it’s better to stay invisible at home while exploring a rich cinematic odyssey alongside the likes of Marty McFly, Jessica 6, the Black Knight, Bill Kilgore and a Stepford wife or two? Come now. Partake in the madness. Let me hold your hand and lead you nowhere.

The students at Ms. Joy's school think she is a princess. Do you think they are right or is it just their imaginations? Based on mostly true and magical stories... 'My Counselor is a Princess' is a fun and easy reader for ages 4-10. Published in large print, this book is also great for classroom read-alouds.

Open your heart to the most life-affirming and uplifting novel of the year... Thelma and Louis, it's always just been the two of them, Thelma and her beloved son, Louis. But when Louis is involved in an accident, their lives are turned upside down, as Louis falls into a coma. Feeling lost without him by her side, Thelma finds Louis' book of wonders - a bucket list of all the things he wants to accomplish in his life. She suddenly sees a way to feel close to him: she will fulfil Louis' dreams, living them out for him, in the hope that it will inspire him to survive. Thelma is about to set off on the adventure of a lifetime... and in a way, so is Louis... The Book of Wonders is a heart-warming and charming story about finding the joy in every moment of life and making each and every day count. Perfect for fans of The Keeper of Lost Things and A Man Called Ove.

Hootie Lou lost all of his letters! Can you help him get them back? "When you hear the words, "HOOTIE HOO", they might come back if you say them too!HOOTIE HOO!"Hootie Lou is a fun rhyming interactive story for all readers, but especially those who are learning and just LOVE their ABCs!Children and parents who love The Wonky Donkey, Chica Chica Boom Boom, and anything by Dr. Seuss and Mo Willems will instantly connect with Hootie Lou!

The students at Mr. Clarkson's school think he's a superhero. Do you think they are right or is it just their imaginations? Based on mostly true and extraordinary stories... 'My Principal is a Superhero' is a fun and easy reader for ages 4-10. Published in large print, this book is also great for classroom read-alouds.

Santa thinks one of his elves might be a school teacher! Come join Santa and his elves in discovering if she really is a school teacher or just a leader of elves. She is super helpful, sings songs when it's time to clean up, drinks coffee instead of hot cocoa on elf breaks, and her pointy ears are always covered up... 'My Elf is a Teacher' is a fun and easy read for ages 4-10. Published in large print, this book is also great for classroom read-alouds and holiday events! Based on mostly true and magical stories... NOW AVAILABLE! My Teacher is an Elf (where the students try to find out if Ms. Holly is really an elf!), My P.E. Teacher is a Ninja, My Principal is a Superhero, and My Counselor is a Princess. The Wonder Who Crew is a diverse, engaging series about children's wonderful imaginations and connections to real life occupations and relationships.