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George and his classmates and their families are heading to a ski resort. There, they’ll compete in a charity event with figure skating, ice sculpting, snowboarding, and more. George is convinced he’ll win the snowboarding contest and get to meet his idol—snowboarding pro Dice Nievson—that is, until he gets sick and his best friend Alex must compete in his place. Will the bug ruin his chances of meeting his hero and helping his school win the prize?

Fiction for young readers about a boy whose pranks backfire on him big time. Vinnie loves playing practical joke - like tormenting his family in the toilet, and making his mum the world's biggest underpants. But his pranks finally backfire on him. Author has written numerous titles previously including 'Chickenpox...Yuck!' and 'Pop Starlets'.

Students study the major systems of the body: Skeletal, Muscular, Respiratory, Circulatory, Digestive and Nervous systems, in this highly motivating unit. The first part, "Core Lessons", covers the body systems with student notes providing a solid foundation of information. Related activities that utilize the visual arts, creative writing, physical activity and mathematics help to solidify the concepts taught in this lesson. Optional activities give teachers flexibility as the unit progresses. This mountain of innovative, time-saving teacher resources is sure to make life easier. This Life Science lesson provides a teacher and student section with a variety of reading passages, activities, crossword, word search and answer key to create a well-rounded lesson plan.

Make your friends giggle, guffaw, and groan with disgust at over 900 jokes in this massive volume that combines two hilarious books in one. It’s a 2-for-1 of epic proportions. This book combines our two bestselling kids’ joke books: The Funniest Joke Book Ever! and The Grossest Joke Book Ever! Do you know a kid who likes Q&A jokes, knock-knocks, puns, riddles, or one-liners? Of course you do! This collection has all that and more—over 900 jokes—actually. Perfect for boys or girls, it spans all kid-friendly topics, including fairy tales, animals, monsters, and disgusting jokes that’ll make them (and you) want to barf. They’ll laugh out loud at zingers like: Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch? A: Beef jerky! Q: Do zombies eat candy with their fingers? A: No, they eat the fingers separately. Q: What kind of life was found on Pluto? A: Fleas! And many more!

By popular demand, #1 bestselling author and Sweet Potato Queen Jill Conner Browne delivers her latest uproarious recipe to surviving the joys of motherhood.

Eric the snot liked his life quite a lot stuck up a nose in a cosy old spot... But life for a snot is no bed of roses. It's snot easy for snots to stay in their noses! A delightfully funny, runny adventure by award-winning singer/songwriter, Josh Pyke.

Animal Planet meets Captain Underpants in the ickiest, squickiest, most fart-filled World of Weird Animals book yet, from the creators of Pink Is for Blobfish. The creators of Pink Is for Blobfish are back, and they've brought 17 of their most revolting friends: there are slippery, slimy snot otters, gulls that projectile-vomit on command, fish that communicate via flatulence, and chipmunks that cultivate healthy forests by pooping a trail of seeds wherever they go. But there's more to these skin-crawling creatures than meets the eye, and as zoologist Jess Keating explains, sometimes it's the very things that make us gag that allow these animals to survive in the wild. The perfect combination of yuks, yucks, and eureka!'s, this latest installment in the World of Weird Animals series will inspire budding scientists and burp enthusiasts alike!

Join Emily & Jack with their friends and family as they travel through the woods. Come with them and meet many characters as they joke, sing, make up rhymes and learn ventriloquism, but.... their adventure isn't always fun... Sometimes they're afraid... sometimes, very afraid! Do you want to know what happens? Will you turn the pages of fun and fear? Come on in or you'll never know about one of the Best Days ever.........