Pardon My President

Pardon My President
Author: Seth Grahame-Smith
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2008
Genre: Imaginary letters
ISBN: 1594742871

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Whether you voted for Bush or not you owe the world an apology. He's your president after all and the last eight years have been disastrous. Pardon My President features dozens of opportunities to say "I'm sorry"just sign your name fold along the score lines and add a stamp. Here are hilarious and heartbreaking apologies to Al Gore the people of France the nation of Iraq gay Republicans the city of New Orleans the pretzel industry and everyone and everything else the Bush administration has wronged including Fiscal Conservatives: "Six years after taking office George Bush and his Republican-controlled Congress had taken those surpluses and turned them into the largest debt in the history of our nationmore than 9 trillion dollars." The English language (c/o Harvard University Department of English): "No individual with the possible exception of Larry the Cable Guy has wronged you so profoundly." Harry M.Whittington: "I'm sorry Dick Cheney shot you in the face." Pardon My President is the perfect gift for Bush bashers and disenchanted Republicans.

The Forgiveness Tour

The Forgiveness Tour
Author: Susan Shapiro
Publsiher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 264
Release: 2021-01-12
Genre: Self-Help
ISBN: 9781510766150

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How Apologies Can Help You Move Forward With Your Life “To err is human; to forgive divine.” But what if the person who hurt you most refuses to apologize or express any regret? That’s the question haunting Manhattan journalist Susan Shapiro when her trusted advisor of fifteen years repeatedly lies to her. Stunned by the betrayal, she can barely eat or sleep. She’s always seen herself as big-hearted and benevolent, someone who will forgive anyone anything - as long as they’re remorseful. Yet the addiction specialist who helped her quit smoking, drinking and drugs after decades of self-destruction won’t explain – or stop - his ongoing deceit, leaving her blindsided. Her crisis management strategy is becoming her crisis. To protect her sanity and sobriety, Shapiro ends their relationship and vows they’ll never speak again. Yet ghosting him doesn’t end her distress. She has screaming arguments with him in her mind, relives their fallout in panicked nightmares and even lights a candle, chanting a secret Yiddish curse to exact revenge. In her entrancing, heartfelt new memoir The Forgiveness Tour: How to Find the Perfect Apology, Shapiro wrestles with how to exonerate someone who can’t cough up a measly “my bad” or mumble “mea culpa.” Seeking wisdom, she explores the billion-dollar Forgiveness Industry touting the personal benefits of absolution, where the only choice on every channel is: radical forgiveness. She fears it’s all bullshit. Desperate for enlightenment, she surveys her old rabbis, as well as religious leaders from every denomination. Unable to reconcile all the confusing abstractions, she embarks on a cross country journey where she interviews people who suffered unforgivable wrongs that were never atoned: victims of genocides, sexual assault, infidelity, cruelty and racism. A Holocaust survivor in D.C. admits he’s thrived from spite. A Michigan man meets with the drunk driver who killed his wife and children. A daughter in Seattle grapples with her mother - who stayed married to the father who raped her. Knowing their estrangement isn’t her fault, a Florida mom spends eight years apologizing to her son anyway -with surprising results. Does love mean forever having to say you’re sorry? Critics praised Shapiro’s previous memoir Lighting Up: How I Stopped Smoking, Drinking and Everything Else I Loved in Life Except Sex as fiercely honest, fascinating, funny and “a mind-bendingly good read.” Now the bestselling author and popular writing professor returns with a darker, wiser follow up, addressing the universal enigma of blind forgiving. Shapiro’s brilliant new gurus sooth her broken psyche and answer her burning mystery: How can you forgive someone without an apology? Does she? Should you?

Last Lecture

Last Lecture
Author: Perfection Learning Corporation
Publsiher: Turtleback
Total Pages: 135
Release: 2019
Genre: Electronic Book
ISBN: 1663608199

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Public Papers of the Presidents of the United States

Public Papers of the Presidents of the United States
Author: United States. President
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 1244
Release: 2005
Genre: Presidents
ISBN: UIUC:30112079458672

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"Containing the public messages, speeches, and statements of the President", 1956-1992.

The Gentleman s Magazine

The Gentleman s Magazine
Author: Anonim
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 654
Release: 1888
Genre: Early English newspapers
ISBN: UOM:39015030687845

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The "Gentleman's magazine" section is a digest of selections from the weekly press; the "(Trader's) monthly intelligencer" section consists of news (foreign and domestic), vital statistics, a register of the month's new publications, and a calendar of forthcoming trade fairs.

The Zero Game

The Zero Game
Author: Brad Meltzer
Publsiher: Grand Central Publishing
Total Pages: 480
Release: 2004-01-20
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0759508577

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The New York Times bestselling author of The Millionaires and The First Counsel returns to Wash-ington, D.C., with the story of an insider's game that turns deadly. Matthew Mercer and Harris Sandler are best friends who have plum jobs as senior staffers to well-respected congressmen. But after a decade in Washington, idealism has faded to disillusionment, and they're bored. Then one of them finds out about the clandestine Zero Game. It starts out as good fun-a simple wager between friends. But when someone close to them ends up dead, Harris and Matthew realize the game is far more sinister than they ever imagined-and that they're about to be the game's next victims. On the run, they turn to the only person they can trust: a 16-year-old Senate page who can move around the Capitol undetected. As a ruthless killer creeps closer, this idealistic page not only holds the key to saving their lives, but is also determined to redeem them in the process. Come play The Zero Game-you can bet your life on it.

Official Documents Comprising the Department and Other Reports

Official Documents  Comprising the Department and Other Reports
Author: Pennsylvania
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 1620
Release: 1891
Genre: Pennsylvania
ISBN: STANFORD:36105117328539

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The Dangerous Case of Donald Trump

The Dangerous Case of Donald Trump
Author: Bandy X. Lee
Publsiher: Thomas Dunne Books
Total Pages: 382
Release: 2019-03-19
Genre: Political Science
ISBN: 9781250256287

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As this bestseller predicted, Trump has only grown more erratic and dangerous as the pressures on him mount. This new edition includes new essays bringing the book up to date—because this is still not normal. Originally released in fall 2017, The Dangerous Case of Donald Trump was a runaway bestseller. Alarmed Americans and international onlookers wanted to know: What is wrong with him? That question still plagues us. The Trump administration has proven as chaotic and destructive as its opponents feared, and the man at the center of it all remains a cipher. Constrained by the APA’s “Goldwater rule,” which inhibits mental health professionals from diagnosing public figures they have not personally examined, many of those qualified to weigh in on the issue have shied away from discussing it at all. The public has thus been left to wonder whether he is mad, bad, or both. The prestigious mental health experts who have contributed to the revised and updated version of The Dangerous Case of Donald Trump argue that their moral and civic "duty to warn" supersedes professional neutrality. Whatever affects him, affects the nation: From the trauma people have experienced under the Trump administration to the cult-like characteristics of his followers, he has created unprecedented mental health consequences across our nation and beyond. With eight new essays (about one hundred pages of new material), this edition will cover the dangerous ramifications of Trump's unnatural state. It’s not all in our heads. It’s in his.