Text Fails From Mum

Technologically challenged, clumbsy thumbsy, whatever you want to call it Mum's have the tendency to text you cringe worthy dialogue. Whether this is because they haven't yet mastered the 21st century phone or because they live to embarrass you throughout all forms of communication, Text Fails from Mum, is a hilarious collection of our all time favourite texts from Mum. Please stop changing the google logo so much, I like the original one. Mum I don't change the logo. Google changes it. On my computer, you don't run the Google? If I did I wouldn't be driving a 2004 Ford. Andy, I can't find my phone. Can you call it so I can try and track it down? I don't have time to be quippy, mum. It's in your hand. What? No it's not. I've got a bag of groceries in my hand. Are you saying it's in the grocery bag? How do you know these things!? WHAT ARE YOU TEXTING ME WITH!? Never mind! I found it! Thanks! This humour gift book is the laugh out loud answer to the annual conundrum what should I get Mum for Christmas, Mother's Day and her Birthday? Text Fails From Mum is the perfect stocking filler, and a gift all the family can relate to and enjoy.

If you're looking for a book that will make you laugh, cringe, and shake your head in disbelief, this is it! Are you ready to laugh your head off with the best, super funny text fails? F ** K stupid autocorrect! Come on, admit it, how many times has it happened to you too? And maybe it also created some problems for you... but, trust me, it gets worse. There is the man who sent a message to his wife which was for his lover, who tried to contact his lover for a stealth meeting and instead sent the message to his son who, for his silence, has earned money, a PlayStation, or even a scooter. Who sends messages to the wrong number and receives epic replies? And when you're drunk ... have you ever tried to text? These are perhaps the most beautiful messages. Some say they drove home drunk but were actually holding a paper plate. Find out what happened to them all by reading the book, I don't want to spoil the surprise. Other super funny messages are those from tinder. When you are looking for love or a simple f**k you invent absurd things. Ahahahaha... do you want to know what this refers to? Then there are the wrong messages from parents. Like that of the mother who tells her daughter that she just bought a DILDO... are we sure? Ahahaha! In this book, you'll find tons of epically failed messages to read and share with your friends and family and to laugh about out loud. Find failed messages sent from moms, dads, boyfriends, on tinder, when drunk, to wrong numbers, and caused by the automatic autocorrect Ready to laugh at some of the best-failed texts ever?Scroll up, click on 'Buy Now with 1-Click, ' and Get Your Copy

In an age where our kids are helicopter parented and bubble wrapped, this mother of four isn't looking forward to her four talented, artistic children leaving the family home. Bubble after protective bubble bursts as her troupe queues up and flies off to distant places. Candace Allan attempts to iparent from afar through sometimes turbulent, sometimes funny, and always curious new times. Text Me, Love Mom: Two Girls, Two Boys, One Empty Nest is a heartfelt ode to learning how to let go when all you want is to hang on tight. "Witty and candid, wise with an optimistic lean - Candace Allan's memoir is back-up for anyone whose fledglings are finding inventive ways to leave the nest. A pleasure to read." - Fred Stenson, humorist for Alberta Views Magazine and author of Who By Fire

You Are About To Discover A Rich Collection Of Text Fails So Funny You Will Laugh Until Your Ribs Hurt! Have you ever looked at your phone's autocorrect version of a word or a sentence and burst into laughter yet shuddered at the thought of the text reaching the recipient on the address bar? Or worse yet, sent a totally awkward, embarrassing text to someone you'd never imagine and spent the rest of your life biting your fingertips hoping their phones get stolen by a stray dog before they read it? If you have, then you must know how awful it feels, yet also strangely satisfying and hilarious such texts sound as long as you're not the one who sent them... Want to sample a few? Or better yet, want to indulge in an ENTIRE COLLECTION? Then keep reading! This 2 in 1 book brings to you the ultimate compilation of humorous epic text fails and witty, savage status messages and responses to brighten your day, ranging from funny mom fails, embarrassing dad fails, crazy boyfriend and granny fails and so many more that will surely keep you hooked to your gadget longer than you'd done lately. I bet you're wondering: I've read so many of such texts, are these new? Are they well covered in themes (or just random)? Is the collection large enough to keep me laughing for hours- perhaps days? Do they cover some of the most unthinkable texts that I'd rather not mention here? If you are, then prepare to be impressed because the answer is YES. Here's a bit of what this book offers: More than 350 hilarious creative statuses and text fails A wide range of themes including dirty dancing, Christmas, conference, court and "audiction." Creatively designed text boxes and images to give you an easy time scanning through Cruel mom and dad autocorrect text fails with hilarious responses Embarrassing boyfriend and girlfriend text fails with crazy responses ...And much more! It doesn't matter whether your sense of humor has received negative criticism in the past because the humor of these texts adamantly cuts across. It also doesn't matter how jaded and troubled you feel because you're about to get your life back by literally having the 'laugh of your life'! BE WARNED: YOU WILL LAUGH YOURSELF SILLY, EVEN IF YOU ARE IN A PUBLIC PLACE! Question is, Do you mind having a blast? If you do, then Scroll up and click Buy Now With 1-Click or Buy Now to get your copy today!

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Are you looking for the best and hottest compilation of text fails and smartphone autocorrect fails that probably got those who sent them to wish they could disappear, bomb the phone service provider at least to make sure the message was not delivered or to wipe off the memory of those who the message was sent to? If you've answered YES, keep reading... You Are About To Discover Extremely Funny, Rib-Cracking Text Fails And Autocorrect Mishaps On Smartphones That Will Leave A Part Of You Wishing These Should Not Have Happened To Anyone! I know you've seen fails on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram and other social media sites. Perhaps you've even had an instance here and there like sending an inappropriate message that was meant for a partner to a mutual friend, parent or child or found yourself having to explain yourself because the autocorrect on your smartphone decided to replace the words you wrote to something that changed the meaning of the text. You are not alone! Thousands of people do that every day! And you are about to find a collection of these texts just to laugh yourself crazy at some people's misfortunes, just as some may laugh at your text fails! Perhaps you are wondering... Is the collection comprehensive, featuring texts involving different groups of people, like parents, partners, work related and more? Are they nicely categorized for easy navigation? The answer to these is a simple YES! In this book, you will discover: A collection of text fails involving friends who are chatting A collection of hilarious autocorrect mishaps relating to time The best collection of couple text fails that will leave your mouth wide open in awe The best collection of mom and dad text fails that probably left the recipients mum Random autocorrected messages that will leave your mind spinning 20 Autocorrected mishaps that will leave you rolling on the ground with laughter How texting could possibly ruin your relationships or embarrass you How to turn off autocorrect on your smartphone to protect yourself from embarrassment And much more! Yes, even if you are not the type to laugh at other people's misfortunes, this book will break those inhibitions and leave your ribs hurting because of laughter. Scroll up and click Buy Now With 1-Click or Buy Now to get started!

If you want to read funny, family-friendly text fails without worry about curse words and adult content, then read on! Looking for funny text fails that contains no curse words, harsh language, or questionable topics? Tired of autocorrect books with poor formatting and redundant content that you've read a million times already? In need of a good laugh at the expense of embarassed parents, untechy grandmas, and confused siblings? Then Clean Text Fails is for you because it is full of real-life text fails, hilarious text jokes, and relatable autocorrects that everyone can relate to. Why This Book Is Different: This book is different because it is full of wholesome laughs that will keep you and your family entertained for hours! You'll Soon Discover: ★ Hilarious real-life text conversations between parents, siblings, and friends that will make you laugh out loud. ★ ROFL worthy autocorrect mishaps that have actually happened to the creators of this book. ★ What it's like to get an iPhone for the first time ever, and how embarassing it can be when you don't know how to use it. ★ The #1 most embarassing text conversation between a son and mother that I've ever read in my life. And much more! If you want a wholesome yet hilarious read for your family, then scroll to the top of this page and add Clean Text Fails to your cart now!

Are you looking for the best and hottest compilation of text fails and smartphone autocorrect fails that probably got those who sent them to wish they could disappear, bomb the phone service provider at least to make sure the message was not delivered or to wipe off the memory of those who the message was sent to? If you've answered YES, keep reading... You Are About To Discover Extremely Funny, Rib-Cracking Text Fails And Autocorrect Mishaps On Smartphones That Will Leave A Part Of You Wishing These Should Not Have Happened To Anyone! I know you've seen fails on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram and other social media sites. Perhaps you've even had an instance here and there like sending an inappropriate message that was meant for a partner to a mutual friend, parent or child or found yourself having to explain yourself because the autocorrect on your smartphone decided to replace the words you wrote to something that changed the meaning of the text. You are not alone! Thousands of people do that every day! And you are about to find a collection of these texts just to laugh yourself crazy at some people's misfortunes, just as some may laugh at your text fails! Perhaps you are wondering... Is the collection comprehensive, featuring texts involving different groups of people, like parents, partners, work related and more? Are they nicely categorized for easy navigation? The answer to these is a simple YES! In this book, you will discover: - A collection of text fails involving friends who are chatting - A collection of hilarious autocorrect mishaps relating to time - The best collection of couple text fails that will leave your mouth wide open in awe - The best collection of mom and dad text fails that probably left the recipients mum - Random autocorrected messages that will leave your mind spinning - 20 Autocorrected mishaps that will leave you rolling on the ground with laughter - How texting could possibly ruin your relationships or embarrass you - How to turn off autocorrect on your smartphone to protect yourself from embarrassment - And much more! Yes, even if you are not the type to laugh at other people's misfortunes, this book will break those inhibitions and leave your ribs hurting because of laughter.