The Elf On The Shelf Must Die

When Sammy and Mook's parents present them with Pip, an Elf of a Shelf, they are less than happy. This little snitch is going to be reporting all their activities to Santa, so their hopes to get an Xbox look doomed. And that's before Sammy accidentally murders Pip. What follows is a Tarantinoesque Christmas caper as the two kids race against the clock to bring their elf back to life before Santa finds out. Christmas Comedy One-act. 30-35 minutes 12-20 actors, gender flexible

Slap the sugary sweet Christmas consumer culture in the face with this offbeat riff on a traditional seasonal children's book. "The Elf on Our Shelf Must Die!" parodies the popular (and creepy) Christmas gift which claims to control children with surveillance and daily reports to Santa. This twenty page, full color illustrated book is a must-have for adults with a slightly twisted sense of humor.

The queen is dead. The kingdom is cursed. And the only way to lift the curse is to slay the witch. When Princess Alessandra’s father the king offers her hand in marriage to the knight who can slay the evil bog witch and lift the curse, there’s only one thing for the princess to do: Sneak out of the castle and kill the witch herself to avoid marriage. But she’s not dumb and she’s not going alone, because she’s first assembling a crack crew of the deadliest monsters in myth and legend to help. But she discovers the monsters aren’t what they seem, and neither is the witch, or the curse, or the kingdom. A rollicking and wild quest of magic and adventure. Comedy adventure Full-length. 75-85 minutes 12-40+ actors, flexible casting A free teaching resource for this play is also available.

The Littlefield Gazette is dying. A fixture in this small town for 126 years, it will soon suffer the fate of so many other small-town papers. On its annual company picnic, the reporters, editors and contributors take their chances, fall in love, seize their moments, and plan for the future. These vignette plays, designed to be performed outdoors is full of heart and humor, tinged with sadness, but also bursting with joy. (If you loved Almost, Maine, read this play immediately.) Dramedy Full-length. 80-90 minutes 10-18 actors

Some day it’s going to happen: You’re going to find yourself on stage, wearing tights, and saying things in iambic pentameter. Face it, you’re in a Shakespeare play, and that means it’s a pretty good bet you’re going to DIE. The Bard is out for blood, but this play is here to stop him! How could Romeo and Juliet survive? Julius Caesar? A nameless soldier in Henry the Fifth? What if King Lear had an emotional support llama and didn’t need to make terrible mistakes? Join us in discovering how a dozen of Shakespeare’s plays could’ve turned out differently! If only they listened… (If you loved 10 Ways to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse, read this guide immediately.) New VIRTUAL VERSION of the play now available. Comedy One-act. 30-60 minutes (Length of the play: This show is approximately one hour long. To cut it into a shorter one-act, simply remove one or more of the sections.) 10-50+ actors, gender flexible

After a death threat is found on the set of the hit television show, THE SINGLE MAN, the producers strike upon a brilliant idea: Have suave mustachioed investigator Henri Poisson fill in for the terrified bachelor in order to root out the presumptive killer. But with eight single ladies vying for his attention on the show, will Poisson be able to discover the killer in time? Who will get the rose, and who will get the thorns? A hilarious murder mystery spoof. Comedy/Mystery Full-length. 80-85 minutes 15-30 actors, gender flexible

In non-chronological order, Amy and Craig dissect and examine their tortuous first love affair in scenes that are both heartbreaking and hilarious. From their initial coupling on a second trip, to a series of increasingly awful disasters, this scabrously funny play tears apart the idea of true love...and maybe puts it back together again? Based on the #1 Newly Released YA Novel! "A charming, funny love story." ―Kirkus Reviews Comedy/Drama Full-length. 80-85 minutes 10-30 actors, gender flexible

It's usually a pretty low-key day when you get a substitute teacher, but not so for Miss Florence's class. The "cool" assistant principal is using them as guinea pigs to try out a series of new prospective subs, from a wannabe inspirational teacher, to a conspiracy theorist, to a border collie. It's almost enough to make you want to quietly finish your work! You never know who's going to show up next in this outrageous comedy full of larger-than-life characters. Comedy One-act, 30-35 minutes 8-25+ actors (suggested casting: 16 any)