The Mammoth Book Of Filthy Limericks
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The Mammoth Book of Filthy Limericks
Author | : Glyn Rees |
Publsiher | : Running Press |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 2009-12-22 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 0762437308 |
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This hilariously inappropriate collection of rhymes is sure to provide ammunition to use at the office or even at a party among friends. You'll never have to repeat a line from this collection of more than 2,000 dirty verses. Perfect for St. Patty's Day or any time year-round!
The Mammoth Book of Limericks
Author | : Glyn Rees |
Publsiher | : Running Press |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 2008-10-28 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 0762433957 |
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This is the best-ever collection of those catchy Irish rhymes – from squeaky-clean to the moderately filthy. With over 2,000 silly, political, modern, classic, and more to choose from, there is bound to be a limerick to get you giggling. This giant collection includes Irish classics called out in corner pubs for decades as well as many new verses specifically created to be read here. Creators include Spike Milligan, Mark Twain, Michael Palin, Lewis Carroll, Isaac Asimov, Robert Louis Stevenson, Rudyard Kipling, W.H. Auden, and many, many more.
A Sackful of Limericks
Author | : Michael Palin |
Publsiher | : Random House |
Total Pages | : 96 |
Release | : 2016-10-06 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9781473538436 |
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If you've ever wondered what happened to the young fellow from Malta who bought his grandfather an altar... If you're concerned about the camper called Jack who found a huge snake in his pack... And if you suspect that an eccentric landowner called Grey spent Christmas a very strange way but aren't sure precisely what that entailed... Then a dip into Michael Palin's Sackful of Limericks will provide all the answers – and a lot of fun besides.
The Crossover
Author | : Kwame Alexander |
Publsiher | : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt |
Total Pages | : 245 |
Release | : 2014 |
Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | : 9780544107717 |
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New York Times bestseller ∙ Newbery Medal Winner ∙Coretta Scott King Honor Award ∙2015 YALSA 2015 Top Ten Best Fiction for Young Adults∙ 2015 YALSA Quick Picks for Reluctant Young Adult Readers ∙Publishers Weekly Best Book ∙ School Library Journal Best Book∙ Kirkus Best Book "A beautifully measured novel of life and line."--The New York Times Book Review "With a bolt of lightning on my kicks . . .The court is SIZZLING. My sweat is DRIZZLING. Stop all that quivering. Cuz tonight I'm delivering, " announces dread-locked, 12-year old Josh Bell. He and his twin brother Jordan are awesome on the court. But Josh has more than basketball in his blood, he's got mad beats, too, that tell his family's story in verse, in this fast and furious middle grade novel of family and brotherhood from Kwame Alexander. Josh and Jordan must come to grips with growing up on and off the court to realize breaking the rules comes at a terrible price, as their story's heart-stopping climax proves a game-changer for the entire family.
The Great British Limerick Book
Author | : Lewis Williams, Ass |
Publsiher | : Unknown |
Total Pages | : 320 |
Release | : 2015-04-16 |
Genre | : Electronic Book |
ISBN | : 0993247202 |
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Surely it can't be done. But it has been done. For the first time in the history of mankind someone has been dedicated enough and fool enough to write a filthy limerick for every town in the UK which unlike Leeds or Devizes doesn't already have a classic filthy limerick to call its own. From Land's End to John o' Groats, The Great British Limerick Book has a filthy limerick for your town, for your uncle's town, for your cousin's husband's ex-wife's town .... as long as it's in the UK and as long as it isn't one of those few places that are really impossible to find a rhyme for. There are over 900 limericks in the book. A lot of them are hilarious. Most of them are very funny. All of them are filthy. Guildford, Surrey. At McDonald's in Guildford in Surrey, I spilt coffee on my crotch in a scurry, I had to act quick, To cool down my dick, So I stuck it into my McFlurry. Nuneaton, Warwickshire. There was a young man from Nuneaton, Who really enjoyed being beaten, And squeezing his knackers, With a pair of nut crackers, And riding a bike with no seat on. Bath, Somerset. There was a professor from Bath, Who employed twenty-five research staff, To measure size and direction, Of his every erection, And to plot the results on a graph. The Isle of Skye, Scotland. When I was on the Isle of Skye, I overdid the old Spanish fly, I had a stiff member, From the fourth of December, Till Friday the tenth of July. Ashington, Northumberland. In Ashington there was a miner, Whose wife was a fashion designer, One night to his shock, She dressed him up as a cock, And herself as a six foot vagina. Hackney, Greater London. As a chemist I worked once in Hackney, And invented a treatment for acne, But one ingredi-ent, Was semen I'd spent, And they thought that good reason to sack me.
Out Of Control
Author | : Kevin Kelly |
Publsiher | : Basic Books |
Total Pages | : 528 |
Release | : 2009-04-30 |
Genre | : Science |
ISBN | : 9780786747030 |
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Out of Control chronicles the dawn of a new era in which the machines and systems that drive our economy are so complex and autonomous as to be indistinguishable from living things.
Environmental education in the schools creating a program that works
Author | : Anonim |
Publsiher | : DIANE Publishing |
Total Pages | : 333 |
Release | : 2024 |
Genre | : Electronic Book |
ISBN | : 9781428927605 |
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The Little Book of Rude Limericks
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Author | : Patricia Feinberg Stoner |
Publsiher | : Unknown |
Total Pages | : 49 |
Release | : 2017 |
Genre | : Electronic Book |
ISBN | : 0995746249 |
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