The Nordic Nymphos

Warning: This story is for adults only. You must be at least 18 years old to ride this ride. Hey, at least there's no height requirement. This story is an alien erotica tale with strong sexual content. Think you can handle it? THREE HOT WOMEN IN THE BRIEFING ROOM Amy Rush has always found briefings to be boring, but the women doing the briefing this day are gorgeous and they have a way to get Amy to pay attention. If she listens to the presentation about the Nordic aliens and she pays attention, she can get lucky. After the presentation, Amy has to answer questions, and for each right answer, everyone takes off an article of clothing. If she gets all the answers right, it's going to be party time! What Amy doesn't know is that the three women ARE Nordic aliens, and they are there to capture Amy and Agent Kale. With the Nordics, sex is a weapon. But when a weapon is so pleasurable, how do you say no? This short story clocks in at around 3700 words and was designed to be read with one hand free. You're welcome.

The Second Omnibus Edition! By even less demand than for the first volume, here's the second omnibus of The Alien Sex Chronicles. These alien erotica stories continue the adventures of Amy Rush, who was recruited by the military to seduce extraterrestrials in order to get their technology. Sure it's silly. Regardless, as before, these stories were designed to be read with one hand free. This Volume Includes: 6. The Nordic Nymphos 7. Sleeping with the Alien 8. The Sexy Sirian 9. The Androgynous Andromedan 10. Dancing to the Anunnaki Nookie Stories so bad they deserve a spanking! Step right up, join in the fun because you know you love being a bad boy or girl. After all, the bad folks have ALL the fun!

It's Jaz Parks. I've already smoked the guy who was the pain in the CIA's you-know-what for the past few years. But now, in the power vacuum left by the death of Edward "The Raptor"Samos, a struggle for supremacy has begun between his former allies. The CIA feels the balance must be maintained. So when an agent planted among the Weres discovers a plot to assassinate the Coven's leader, my vampire boss and I are brought in to take out the woman hired to do the deed, a killer who might be as wily and Gifted as ourselves. So it's off to the Scottish Highlands for some twisted fun among murderers, demons and half-crazed relatives. Sometimes being a top-secret CIA assassin isn't all it's cracked up to be.

THE COMPLETE ALIEN SEX CHRONICLES! Just when you thought it was safe to search the internet, Ann L. Probe has collected all ten of her chick-on-alien sex farces and now she's inflicting them on an unsuspecting public. The stories in this book are smokin' hot and designed to be read with one hand free. If you're under 18, you shouldn't be here. If you're over 18, you have to ask yourself one question. Can you get lucky? Amy Rush sure does. She hooks up with all manner of alien dudes in this whacky adventure. Complete in one volume, you get: Boffing Bigfoot Fifty Slaves of Grays Tall White and Hung Mounting the Mothman Ravaged by the Reptilian The Nordic Nymphos Sleeping with the Alien The Sexy Sirian The Androgynous Andromedan Dancing to the Anunnaki Nookie This will put your sexual appetite into overdrive and you'll be begging to get abducted by horny E.T.s. To get the full entertainment value out of this book, you should take off your clothes and read it in the nude for easy access. Just saying.

This book is also available in THE BARBERSHOP SEVEN - the collected Barney Thomson novels Barney Thomson is a barber on the run. Notorious throughout Scotland as the most prolific serial killer since the Black Death, he has escaped Glasgow and the long arm of the law by hiding out in a monastery in the frozen far north-west. However, as the snow descends, and the police slowly close in on his hideout, a new, vicious and altogether more psychotic murderer is wreaking havoc amongst the monks... Praise for THE BARBER SURGEON'S HAIRSHIRT: "A mad, macabre romp with surreal characters and cutting black humour." The Sunday Mirror "Gloriously over the top, very bloody and very, very funny." Daily Telegraph "A novel which is both genuinely silly and a fun read." The Scotsman "A flawless follow-up to an impressive debut, this is extremely well-written, highly amusing and completely unpredictable in its outrageous plot twists and turns." The List "Lindsay's burlesque thrills offer no sex, no drugs, no desperation to be cool. Just straightforward adult story; fantastic plot, classic timing and gleeful delight in the grotesque. With more talent than Irvine Welsh could dream of, Lindsay has crafted a macabre masterpiece where content lives up to style." What's On