The Quotable Stoner

"I love my FedEx guy 'cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it . . . and he's always on time." --Mitch Hedberg Talking about weed? It never gets old. There's just a whole lot to be said. And in this book, you'll find more than a thousand hilarious, half-baked quotes about marijuana and its (medicinal, calming, overall awesome) influence on movies, people, politics, and pop culture from well-known stoners like Tommy Chong to closet inhalers like Jennifer Aniston. Within these papers (er, pages), you'll be treated to tasty nuggets of wisdom from Jay Leno ("Forty million Americans smoke marijuana and the only ones who didn't like it were Judge Ginsburg, Clarence Thomas, and Bill Clinton.") to Bob Marley ("When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.") and every pothead in between. As you roll through these words of wisdom, picking up new knowledge to drop on your friends, you'll wish you thought of these killer buds first. So gather around the bong, grab some snacks to share, and burn through this collection of essential pothead wisdom.

Quotable stoner! This retro weed journal is great for anyone who loves to toke up, smoke ganga and grass, doobies, reefers, maryjane, funny clover and cannabis! Perfect birthday, graduation, or anniversary gift for men and women who is a pothead, ganga smoker, toker, weed chronic or stoner! This vintage looking notebook has a paper bag theme and has 120 lined pages which are great for your stoner thoughts and idea's, doodles and to-do lists.

This collection gives you the chronic knowledge of 411 (plus 9) with a trilogy of stoner classics: Weed, The Quotable Stoner, and Stoner Slang. With this box set of high proportions, you'll have the THC-approved knowledge and know-how to roll out when the time is right. And it's always the right time when it comes to smoking up.

The legendary duo are back and this time with a miscellany on living the stoner lifestyle. In this hilarious and instructive book, the pair explain all the facts about a world they helped bring to the mainstream. From the basics of pot culture (like don't Bogart that joint), to interviews with famous stoners like James Franco and Kevin Smith, this book is necessary for anyone interested in living the high life.

Daily Meditations with Cannabis for Deep Sacred Experiences Discover 420 accessible meditations that have been designed to enhance your spiritual journey and integrate the insights and healing energies of cannabis. 420 Meditations provides daily prompts for contemplation, self-inquiry, and reflection, as well as chants, mantras, breathwork techniques, and more. Learn how to work with the energy of stones and essential oils, explore recipes for engaging your sense of taste, and listen to the songs and natural sounds that author Kerri Connor recommends for your sessions. In addition to daily cannabis meditations, this book provides meditations corresponding to moon phases, sabbats, elements, chakras, and auras. With tips for reaching peak experiences and integrating all your senses into your practice, this book supports your quest for a life of mindfulness and peace.

Thomas Edison was the "Wizard of Menlo Park." A prolific inventor and holder of numerous patents, he was also called a "magician," "the Napoleon of Science," and the "Inventor of the Age." But he was also a practical joker, a self-made man with a certain disdain for polite society, an ambitious explorer, and a public intellectual. The Quotable Edison offers a wealth of his insightful, enlightening, and sometimes humorous comments and witticisms on a wide range of subjects, from business to politics, from religion to nutrition, from advice to boys to opinions on women’s clothing.

Collecting advice, quotes, essays, and observations from hundreds of famous actors and highly regarded acting teachers, The Quotable Actor covers a wide range of topics on the art and history of acting. Entertaining, instructive, and informative, it is organized into specific, easy-to-search categories, such as "On Why We Act"; "On Auditioning"; "On Struggling and Building a Career"; and "On Gender Differences and Aging in the Biz." From art and technique to business and lifestyle, entries include fascinating anecdotes and advice from some of the greatest actors in history: Marlon Brando commenting on the rehearsal process Meryl Streep’s advice on building a character Al Pacino recalling what it was like to be a starving young artist Beauty tips from some of Hollywood’s leading ladies Recollections of horrible auditions from A-list stars Musings from Jack Nicholson, Edwin Booth, and many others Additional contributors include Constantin Stanislavski, Daniel Day-Lewis, Ellen Burstyn, Julie Andrews, Paul Newman, and Peter O’Toole—providing insights into the actor’s craft that are equally useful to young actors just starting out and accomplished professionals looking for inspiration in the words of peers.