The Soccer Mom Handbook

So you thought that youth soccer would only impact your child's life. Yes, we thought that too. Help is here! This manual spells out what you need to know about your child's sports experience including: the time, money and equipment it takes; which rules may trigger controversy; the care and feeding of young athletes; the behaviour that's expected (yours), and what's ahead as your child gets older. Written by mums, this handy how-to is a 'heads-up' that can make your child's soccer experience a better one for your athlete, your family, and you.

This is the story about the life of Hayden Blackmore, a museum owner and collector of ancient artefacts in the City of Xoth, who is about to get more than he wanted. During one of his after work drinks, he meets a bartender who has found paintings and a book inside of a cave, and survived its creepy depths somehow. Curiously, Hayden takes this book only to realise that its power begins to take his humanity hostage. That is when he discovers the heinous Hall of Vengeance, and pries open an evil that the world has yet to see, only to be overcome by it. He is driven to fulfil the maddening wishes of his demonised master against his will.

"Soccer moms" are those spending enormous amounts of time transporting school-aged children (and their friends) to various events--sporting, academic, musical and social--on top of all of the other things they do. Where does this leave time for connecting with God? For those who are part of this sisterhood of moms on the go, help is at hand--and you will still get to these events on time! With The Official Soccer Mom's Devotional, no matter where a mom finds herself, whether it be waiting for the kids to get out of school or finish an athletic or extracurricular practice, she will have a resource right at her fingertips that will provide a mini devotional time with God. Help moms feel rejuvenated in their souls with inspiration, checklists, appropriate Scripture that applies to a "soccer mom's" day, fun stuff, a Mom's Space page, and practical soccer mom tips and quizzes.

Finally! A book that speaks directly to soccer mom's everywhere. Are you on a soccer field every weekend? Carpools? Snack duty? You are not alone. Join author and fellow "Soccer Mom", Paula Massie as she takes a humorous look at the world of youth soccer.

Each day, millions of children converge on fields across the U.S. to play soccer. Now, you can share in your child's passion for the game -- & make it far more rewarding as well! For parents of beginners to college-bound players, you'll find guidance on how to: ensure that your child's soccer experience is enjoyable & healthy; outfit, feed, & support your budding athlete; confidently handle the unique challenges of a soccer-playing daughter; have your child excel at advanced levels of play; & prevent injuries with proven tips. Hammond, a former pro. soccer player in his native England, runs his own soccer camp, & coaches youth soccer players from the recreational level to the U.S. National Team. Averbuch is a staff member at the camp. Illustrations.

A mommy manifesto for the mom who proudly strives to be less-than-perfect Michelle Lamar is a wry observer of the politics of elementary schools, the perfect moms who run them, and the kids who are trying to grow up without being embarrassed to death by their parents. This book imparts invaluable advice on how to survive the brutal world of parenting, bake sales, and the PTA. The White Trash Mom Handbook is a welcome and humorous approach to handling the pressures of modern-day motherhood. Readers can get a good laugh while learning the knowledge and skills needed to become a White Trash Mom: Fake Bakin' - transform store-bought treats into bake sale bestsellers! Making Friends - how to spot a fellow White Trash Mom from 50 paces Helping Out - give back to the school without sacrificing your time or sanity. The White Trash Mom Handbook will teach moms to let go of being the best and embrace their inner rebel so they can enjoy their kids more, avoid PTA purgatory, and get a real life.

For every woman who has posted 800 pictures of her baby on Instagram. One day that little plus sign appears on the stick, and you realize your life is about to change forever—you’re going to be a mom! Whether you’re still in the days of 2am feedings and loads of dirty diapers, or you’ve made it to that bittersweet moment of their college graduation, this book will make you laugh out loud with its insightful and funny observations about motherhood. From the days when you read every parenting book ever written—while your husband plays golf—to the hours you spent polishing up your adult child’s resume, parenting is a roller coaster. Harry H. Harrison Jr. makes it just a little easier with his trademark humor and truisms as you learn that your job as a mom is the most important one you’ll ever have.