The Worrisome War Of The Whimsical Wizards

"Funny Wizard and Dragon spoof and rude humor." Why are dragons always dumb and mean? They are much more kind, complex and even sometimes more intelligent than the wizards who wield them like toys! From the widely misunderstood and twisted minds of writer team WL Preston and NM Reed comes this hilarious satire a tale of fantasy, a strange tale unfolds involving two silly wizards and a cunning plan by their two-faced servant. His nefarious plan involving racing mice, leaping frogs, and thumb-fighting dragons goes of course horribly askew. In a world once full of wizards, the last two wizards don't know each other exists until tricked by their common servant to a duel. And Dibble Dobble, their two-faced masked servant, wants to rob both of them of their worldly and other-worldly possessions. So he devises a plan. A cunning Plan. And he plots a wizardly duel to destroy both wizards. With maze-racing mice, leaping frogs and giant dueling dragons, the results are a total disaster and leaves the Blasted Plane far worse for wear.

"Funny, raunchy Wizard and Dragon spoof and rude humor, with adult double-entendre." Are you tired of squeaky clean wizards? Why dont they use spells to enhance themselves sexually?. Come on! Why are dragons always dumb and mean? They are much more kind, complex and even sometimes more intelligent than the wizards who wield them like toys! From the widely misunderstood and twisted minds of writer team WL Preston and NM Reed comes this hilarious satire a tale of fantasy. Told using Picasso and Salvador Dali-esque imagery a strange tale unfolds involving two silly wizards and a cunning plan by their two-faced servant. His nefarious plan involving racing mice, leaping frogs, and thumb-fighting dragons goes of course horribly askew. In a world once full of wizards, the last two wizards don't know each other exists until tricked by their common servant to a duel. And Dibble Dobble, their two-faced masked servant, wants to rob both of them of their worldly and other-worldly possessions. So he devises a plan. A cunning Plan. And he plots a wizardly duel to destroy both wizards. With maze-racing mice, leaping frogs and giant dueling dragons, the results are a total disaster and leaves the Blasted Plane far worse for wear.

The story of the very first communion is found in the Grail story hidden away in old texts just now being objectively translated. Written 1500 years ago by a famous figure, the story tells of Gabriel, one of the visitors who just happens to be Jesus's father, punishes the followers of Josephus, Jesus adopted brother, for the crucifixion. From this floating craft they perform the first ritual of communion 45 years after Jesus rose back into the sky. They were all mortified by the eating of baby Jesus flesh and drinking is bllod. And the memory of that terrifying visit from extraterrestrials who were common then, remains lodged in the modern human psyche. This little reading guide will help you get through this original old Grail story not yet filtered by modern translators. These stories, along with countless others, have been hidden away for centuries just waiting for us to discover them, read them, and be astonished and enlightened by them.

Book 6 A wood Elf and a mountain warrior named Troll set about getting simple messages from one kingdom to the other and sets a series of events that lead to the marriage of the king and queen. In book 6 both Kingdoms meet for celebration but not after the king along with Elf and Troll outsmart the dragon in his own dark cave. Sixth in series of 12 books in progress. Magical creatures, giant messenger eagles, demons, witches, fun for fans fans forever.

It's Halloween, The Littlest Coyote's first! They dressed up for Trick or Treating and the big kids come to spoil the fun. The Littlest Coyote howls and backs and scares the big kids away. But what monster does the Littlest Coyote become by the end of the end of the story? Read this beautifully illustrated story and find out! Ghosts, and Ghouls and black robed hags!

Young autistic Gwydion and his archeologist grandfather are reading ancient stories together and they take us through time in earth's history to thousands of years ago with the book of Moses, the Exodus, and more. But some one or some THING is trying to kill them and stop them from translating the oldest stories. Stories of ancient Gods arriving here, touching off beautiful new civilizations only to be thwarted by the arrival of others from far off worlds. Twisted remains of an unknown king are found in an impossible silver Sarcophagus, and more Scrolls are discovered, stunning young Gwydion into becoming a speaker for the long dead by destroying an ancient demon and gaining his own guardian angel. The old God's have gone home vacating this planet mysteriously leaving empty husks of civilization and confused aboriginal populations all over the world searching to regain the knowledge of their ancient Gods. Gwydion tries to help and pays the highest price.

Book 4. A wood Elf and a mountain warrior named Troll set about getting simple messages from one kingdom to the other and sets a series of events that lead to the marriage of the king and queen. In this book 4 our unlikely heroes must pass through the spooky Darkened wood to get back to the kingdom of the north. In the woods they find mysterious things, including gingerbread cookies serving tea. The Fourth in series of 12 books in progress. Magical creatures, giant messenger eagles, demons, witches, fun for fans fans forever.

In a matter of hours, the Butte Fire of 2015 burned thousands of acres and everything in it's path for 20 miles. With only minutes to spare the author managed to evacuate most of their animals. At the Rescue Ranch, the horses broke down the livestock gate and escaped into miles of river canyon wilderness, with the help of her little dog, the horses were found. But how she rescued them alone in the smokey remote river canyon is a harrowing tale of perseverance.