Thou Shall Giveth No Fucks And Taketh No Shit A Journal For Those Who Don T Give A Fuck

This fun journal is a great way to relieve stress. As we go through life we realize that things are much simpler and more stress free when we just don't give a fuck and we don't let the little things in life bother us so we can focus on what's important. This write-in journal is 100 pages of blank lined paper for you to record your thoughts and ideas. It's a convenient 6" x 9" size so you can slip it easily into a purse or back pack and take it with you everywhere.

Welcome to The Shitshow is a gratitude journal for People who don't give a f*ck Over 50 unique Sassy and Snarky quotes that will make your day Quotes includes: "shine on you batshit crazy diamond" "grow through what you go through" "people are assholes.just make sure you're not the toilet paper" "shit happens but you wipe your ass and move on" "i'm a nice person just don't push the bitch button" "onward buttercup, there's fuckery to spread." "i rolled my eyes so hard, i checked out my own ass" ...and so much more! Creative designs that will Make you fall in love Rate your mood (in strawberries) More white space for adding more of your own personal thoughts. Cultivate the Attitude of Gratitude with this Snarky Prompts Repeating daily gratitude journal pages with prompts for Asshole of the Day; Today I'm Proud I Didn't; Today, I'm Happy I Did; I'm Lucky To Have! Corresponding journal spread pages with areas to include Today's Shit List and Other Shit To Remember. 110 pages; convenient 6" x 9" size with matte cover and white interior pages. This journal is designed as a funny gift to help an overstressed friend find a way to laugh at the crazy and hectic days of motherhood, work and life in general. Scroll Up Now and Click The Buy Button To Get Started

Are you looking for that journal that will give you a laugh everytime you take it in your hands? This blank lined 6" x 9" notebook with funny quote will help you through the day, use it as a diary, to write in, for journaling or give it as a gag gift for Secret Santa, Holiday, Christmas or a birthday.

Welcome to The Shitshow is a gratitude journal for People who don't give a f*ck Over 50 unique Sassy and Snarky quotes that will make your day Quotes includes: "shine on you batshit crazy diamond" "grow through what you go through" "people are assholes.just make sure you're not the toilet paper" "shit happens but you wipe your ass and move on" "i'm a nice person just don't push the bitch button" "onward buttercup, there's fuckery to spread." "i rolled my eyes so hard, i checked out my own ass..". and so much more Creative designs that will Make you fall in love Rate your mood (in strawberries) More white space for adding more of your own personal thoughts. Cultivate the Attitude of Gratitude with this Snarky Prompts Repeating daily gratitude journal pages with prompts for Asshole of the Day; Today I'm Proud I Didn't; Today, I'm Happy I Did; I'm Lucky To Have! Corresponding journal spread pages with areas to include Today's Shit List and Other Shit To Remember. 110 pages; convenient 6" x 9" size with matte cover and white interior pages. This journal is designed as a funny gift to help an overstressed friend find a way to laugh at the crazy and hectic days of motherhood, work and life in general. Scroll Up Now and Click The Buy Button To Get Started

Let's talk...We know there are days we all need to rant, kick a wall, and move on. This journal is the perfect way to express your feelings and move on to happier days. You may not have less stress, but it does help to express the negative so you can focus on the positive. Our Gratitude Journal for Tired-Ass People(tm)includes: A journal full of prompts that vary, including: Asshole of the Day, Rant On, Shit List, Today I'm Proud I Didn't, I'm Happy I Did and so many more snarky and fun notes and activities.Rate your mood (in middle finger)Plenty of space to capture random ideas and thoughts.Date and day of the week110 pages; convenient 6" x 9" size with glossy cover and white interior pages. Still not sure? What the heck does this book look like inside? On your desktop, check out the "look inside" feature on our listing to view actual book pagesVisit our author page via the link above for more photosOur customers love our products and they make the perfect gift for a dads, bosses, coworkers, family members or friends who may be having a rough go for a few days! Proudly designed in the USA. Part of the Best-Selling Cuss Words Make Me Happy(tm) series: F*ck This Shit Show: A Gratitude Journal For Tired-Ass Women(tm)Another F*cking Shit List: Another F*cking Shit List: Blank Weekly Planner and JournalSo F*cking Booked: 2019 Desk Size Monthly Calendar

Toilet paper journals . A perfect space to write down all your crap. Forget about fancy notebooks and have fun with the irreverence and style of a toilet paper notebook. Wipe your nose, throw it away, or keep it as a reminder of the shit you have gone through. Are you looking for a perfect present, with lots of style, that won't break your bank? Tired of the typical greeting cards that you shove in a drawer and never look at again? Give a toilet paper journal! No matter the occasion, we all have tons of shit to remember, and a place to write it all down is always welcome! Take a look at our amazingly sarcastic selection today!

Penn Jillette’s New York Times bestselling account of his “extremely funny and somewhat profane journey to discovering a healthy lifestyle…that will motivate others to seek weight-loss solutions” (The Washington Post). More than three hundred and thirty pounds and saddled with a systolic blood pressure reading at dangerous heights, legendary magician Penn Jillette found himself at a crossroads. He needed a drastic lifestyle change if wanted to see his small children grow up. Enter Crazy Ray. A former NASA scientist and unconventional, passionate innovator, Ray Cronise changed Penn Jillette’s life with his wild “potato diet.” In Presto, Jillette takes us along on his journey from skepticism to the inspiring, life-changing momentum that transformed the magician’s body and mind. He describes the process in hilarious detail, as he performs his Las Vegas show, takes meetings with Hollywood executives, hangs out with his celebrity friends and fellow eccentric performers, all while remaining a dedicated husband and father. Throughout, he weaves in his views on sex, religion, and pop culture, making his story a refreshing, genre-busting account. Outspoken, frank, and bitingly clever, Presto is an incisive, rollicking read. In the end, it is “undeniably inspiring” (Booklist).

Now updated with groundbreaking research, this award-winning classic examines the construction of sexual identity in biology, society, and history. Why do some people prefer heterosexual love while others fancy the same sex? Is sexual identity biologically determined or a product of convention? In this brilliant and provocative book, the acclaimed author of Myths of Gender argues that even the most fundamental knowledge about sex is shaped by the culture in which scientific knowledge is produced. Drawing on astonishing real-life cases and a probing analysis of centuries of scientific research, Fausto-Sterling demonstrates how scientists have historically politicized the body. In lively and impassioned prose, she breaks down three key dualisms -- sex/gender, nature/nurture, and real/constructed -- and asserts that individuals born as mixtures of male and female exist as one of five natural human variants and, as such, should not be forced to compromise their differences to fit a flawed societal definition of normality.