To Serve Man

Some argue that cowboy meat is too tough to be served any other way, especially since the spices tend to kill the taste of whatever the donor may have been smoking, drinking, or chewing. Others discount this argument, but agree that Chili is a practical, quick way to serve Man in well-disguised form. Meat of 1 reasonably well-muscled Cowboy, ground coarsely -- 15 pounds onions, chopped -- 10 cloves garlic, crushed -- 1/2 cup cooking oil -- 25 pounds pre-cooked kidney beans -- 25 pounds fresh tomatoes -- 2 oz. salt -- 6 to 12 oz. chili powder -- 2 oz. sugar -- 1/2 oz. pepper, freshly ground -- (Optional: 40 green bell peppers) -- (Optional: 3 tsp. paprika) On a frying grill or in a battery of skillets, brown onions, meat, and bell peppers (cut up)if used, for about 5 minutes per batch. Peel and quarter tomatoes. Put tomatoes, beans with their cooking water, and 2-1/2 gallons additional water in large kettle or wash boiler (or divide among several smaller ones). Add meat, onions, peppers if used, and seasonings. Simmer for 90 minutes; serve in bowls or with rice. For 150.

Stories of men and women confronted by the Vietnam War. Contains personal stories of Vietnam War Veterans, people who fled the country, people who refused to go to war, people who beat the draft, people who obtained Conscientious Objector status, and people who loved and supported them.

This is the memoir of James C. Hormel—a man who grew up feeling different not only because his family owned the Hormel “empire” and lived in a twenty-six-bedroom house in a small Midwest town, but because he was gay at a time when homosexuality was not discussed or accepted. Outwardly he tried to live up to the life his father wanted for him—he was a successful professional, had married a lovely woman, and had children—but as vola-tile changes in the late 1960s impeded on the American psyche, Hormel realized that he could not hide his true self forever. Hormel moved to New York City, became an antiwar activist, battled homophobia, lost dear friends to AIDS, and set out to become America’s first openly gay ambassador, a position he finally won during the Clinton administration. Today, Hormel continues to fight for LGBT equality and gay marriage rights. This is a passionate and inspiring true story of the determination for human equality and for attaining your own version of the American Dream—life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness without exception.

The “highly entertaining and thoroughly reprehensible” #1 New York Times bestseller—now with sixteen pages of photos and a new introduction (The New York Times). My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my adventures with the world. --from the Introduction Actual reader feedback: "I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don’t believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist." "I’ll stay with God as my lord, but you are my savior. I just finished reading your brilliant stories, and I laughed so hard I almost vomited. I want to bring that kind of joy to people. You’re an artist of the highest order and a true humanitarian to boot. I'm in both shock and awe at how much I want to be you."

The Man Who Was Put On Earth To Serve Women tells the story of a handsome man who truly believes that his purpose in life is to make the lives of beautiful women as comfortable as possible. He will act as a maid and janitor, he will cook for them, he will run errands for them – and he will serve them sexually in any manner that they select. “fella,” as the beautiful women who dominate him often call him, will submit to harsh and prolonged spankings if his work is found flawed. This is the story of a man finding joy in submission and the lovely women lucky enough to dominate him.

It's the ultimate fantasy--a woman so dominant that she makes other women (and men) do her bidding. They deal punishment like chocolate and caramel treats. When these women are around you'd better treat your man right, or she will take him from you. Alternatively, better yet, make him take you. Amber's put some of the best dominate girl stories put them in one collection.What's a G*** B*** Part 2: a petite Chinese student uses her lover's 12 inches of dark manhood to punish her bratty younger sister.The Taming: When Naja, a dark-skinned Amazon takes an interest in Hanna's husband, Hanna learns how to submit and love it.She Just Wanted to See It: When 18-year-old Alivia accidentally Jones' size, she has to see it again. She breaks into his house only be confronted by his daughter Africa who demands a tax for the intrusion.Stepmom Steps In: Stepmom gives David the confidence to show his girlfriend that she's not above a spanking.Taking Lacy: Lacy's a bitch who gets a lesson in humility from a Chinese foreign exchange student.Once a Slut (excerpt): Unless you want to be a sex slave to his every whim, don't let your stepson know that you have a kinky, hidden past.Latina Heat: Maria finds herself on her knees in front of a group of black men. Her friend Brandy is by her side egging them on!Taking Butch: BBW Amanda will do anything to get her girlfriend Lola from Rudy Baltimore a hung, dark-skinned gangster who wants every bit of what Amanda's offering. If It Pleases the Court: His wife catches him with Lena, the sexy black young lawyer. Instead of divorce and disgrace, Lena shows him that all his wife needed was a firm hand.

The best short stories of SFWA Grandmaster Damon Knight, who was best known for his short stories, filled with sardonic wit and unusual adventure-so this is a collection of the best of the best of the best. 'Nuff said. Read & enjoy!