Zombie Dinosaurs

The doctors’ test and observations reveal how the zombie dinosaurs are able to exist, but my lead to a conclusion that no one wants to face. That the disease is transgenic.

The group is safe at a foward operating base just out side Washington D.C.but a herd of zombie dinosaurs threatens to over run it. With no bombers in range the base's tanks must roll out to take them on.

The team has escaped from the city with their precious cargo safe, and now the secrets of the awakening are revealed.As the story flashes back to that faithful day of the awakening and how the dinosaurs are returning to the earth.

Massive earthquakes have struck all over the world opening up gigantic caverns. In one what is thought to be a great discovery may lead to the demise of the world. Now a team of Army Rangers has been sent in to New York City to retrieve paleontologist Dr. Aloïsia from the Museum of Natural History but the way out of the city is not so easy as they are ambushed by a zombie T-rex. The Dinosaurs have returned, but they’ve returned as the undead.

The funnest dinosaur zombie story you'll ever read: Physicists have breached quantum space to open a portal to dino times. As people build a future in the past, they move displaced dinos to the island of India. When fed cattle with mad cow disease, the dinos die, only to rise with a mindless appetite for brains. The family living among history's most dangerous creatures, 67 million years in the past, must now survive the world's biggest zombies -- and time is running out. EXCERPTS: 1) "Mad cow disease has made the dinos act crazy, eat brains, with flesh falling off their faces. That means we're on an island full of zombie dinosaurs." Benita looked shocked. "Well that sucks!" 2) Roaring victory at their escape from the Raptor Pit, the smartest troodons in history were free to fight humans for control of the island. The human war against dinosaur zombies began. 3) Dead-looking sauropods with flesh falling off smashed the log palisades to get into the canyon. The first apatosaurus stomped the humans. Other big herbivores chased the humans down, crushing their skulls to slurp up their brains. 4) An aggressive mega-raptor ran fast, but the spino spun in time and smacked the mega with a huge hand. The long claw on his first finger pierced the raptor before throwing her into a rock wall with a loud thump. The others megas charged. 5) Chastity crawled out fast because a hammer the size of a car stomped the wooden tower into kindling. She saw the matriarch's hard, hungry eyes staring right at her. Pieces of skin, each the size of a human hand, hung from her neck like mud flaps. It's not often an 80-ton zombie wants to drink your brains. 6)The sauropod charged. Throwing himself to the side, he sliced the head off the brachiosaur, which fell into the hovercraft and rolled into cow shit. 7) Still naked, she turned while cocking the gun. Her bullet hit his body armor, knocking him back. He used a foot to push the bed into her and threw a knife into her shoulder. He wrapped a massive claw-hand around her throat, lifted her with one arm, and pinned her to the wall like a picture frame. His thumb and finger claws dug into her neck, her blood running down his hand. 8) The dino-prod zapped the theropod's chin and he yelped like an 8-ton puppy. The ladies walked away, showing the beast their back, which is a ballsy move, even for men. The blatant show of disrespect infuriated the carcho. 9) The brachiosaurs raced to be the first to slurp up uninfected human brains to calm their own cerebral fever. The prion from the mad cow disease swelled their brains, leaving them in excruciating pain until the consumption of uninfected cerebellum cooled it down.

Celebrate Halloween with the dino-zombies as they stomp and chomp through the streets on their quest for candy! In this rhyming story designed to engage early readers, charming characters combine with simple text, lively illustrations, and laugh-out-loud humor to help boost kids' confidence and create lifelong readers! Dino-zombies--that's right, real dinosaur zombies--are on the hunt. But don't worry, there's no need to be scared. Just join the creepy crew as they trick-or-treat to collect and consume all the candy they can! Exciting, easy-to-read books are the stepping stone a young reader needs to bridge the gap between being a beginner and being fluent.

You’ve heard of a zombie only a mother could love, well this is a joke book only a dad could love. Well him and all those with refined tastes in fatherly humor. You’ll laugh, cry and definitely groan (or is it moan?) at these original, zombie-themed jokes from the braaains behind the Undead Institute. Here’s a sample of the horrors you’ll find between these pages: What did the zombie say after feasting at the insane asylum? Tastes like nuts. What do you call a zombie in a pool with no arms or legs? Bob. What’s scarier than a zombie in a clown suit? Nothing. How would you describe both a zombie ninja and zombie flatulence? Silent but undeadly. What’s the difference between a dad joke and a zombie joke? The sound: groans versus moans. A vampire, a ghost, and a zombie walk into a bar. A few minutes later, who walks out? Two zombie vampires and a very lonely ghost. What do you call a horde of bad zombie jokes? This book. How can you tell if the dealer at your weekly poker game is a zombie? If he shuffles with his feet. If you don’t love this joke book, there’s probably something very, very right with you.

Fully updated and beautifully illustrated, this leading textbook teaches science and non-science majors to think like a scientist.