10 Things To Do Before You Re 16

Beth and Anna create a list of ten things that they must do in order to become beautiful goddesses who are irresistible to guys, but after several disasters involving fake tans and hair extensions, they find themselves a long way from their goal. They'd planned to spend their fifteenth year transforming themselves from mediocre mates to gorgeous goddesses. But when they notice that their sixteenth birthdays are rapidly approaching, the realize that they're running a bit behind schedule.

"If I had done all the 10 things included in this book before I got hitched, I am sure my marriage would have survived." This book was nothing more than a great idea the author had after being married from 2005 to 2010 and realising that he wasn’t ready; that there were still things he wanted to do, which he should have done before he got married. You need to be ready for a long-lasting marriage, otherwise you will always be thinking of a way out just to do the things you always wanted to do as a single person. This book is written in the hope that other people can avoid wasting a significant part of their lives feeling trapped and resentful. If you read this book at the age of 20 and apply one chapter per year, by the time you are 30 years old you will be settled down with a family, in the marriage of your dreams, with no desire to be single again because you'll have lived life to the full leading up to that point. By following this innovative system, you will find yourself beginning to prepare to settle down year by year. Once you read the advice detailed in this book, you will see yourself begin to move ever closer to fully creating, and then living, the happily married life of your dreams.

1) Lose my virginity 2) Apologize to Rachel 3) Get back at Biff 4) Jam and party with Shakes the Clown 5) Laugh in death’s face 6) Go to Africa 7) Rob a bank 8) Tell Mark to screw himself 9) Find out why Grandpa and Dad don't talk 10) Tell the truth

Beth and Anna create a list of ten things that they must do in order to become beautiful goddesses who are irresistible to guys, but after several disasters involving fake tans and hair extensions, they find themselves a long way from their goal.

In recent times, Chick Lit has risen to a certain level of prominence. This is the first book length study that looks into the distinctive features of this much-discussed genre. Chick Lit is examined in relation to its linguistic peculiarities and their role as far as narrative, sociological and feminist issues are concerned, amongst others. Montoro's stylistics includes a cognitive slant that highlights futher readerly aspects of the texts. The approach illuminates how the genre works, and how it is set apart from others. In this respect, the stylistics of chick lit is understood in its contect of production and reception. Montoro evaluates reading processes and investigates readers' responsive attitude to the genre. This interdisciplinary work explores the boundaries of the stylistics of chick lit and works reflectively, looking at how exploring this genre can help the twofold aim of testing existing models of linguistic and cognitive analysis. It will be essential reading for those interested in cutting-edge stylistics.

Is that gurgle the best you can do? With five years of pleasure ahead of you, there are 101 amusing and infuriating things for you to get up to . . . Go ahead . . . · Play your jam sandwich in the DVD machine. · Worship the cardboard box your most expensive present came in. · Stick that pea right up your nose. · Take your place in the middle of your parents' bed. · Drop that tiny car in the massive ball pit and scream until your scrambling parents unearth it. After all, you're only young once. Destined to make new parents laugh and/or cry, Sally Norton's hilarious 101 Things to Do Before You're Five coaches babies through the essential skills to be mastered in those pre-school days, while guiding grown-ups through the 'joys' of those first five crucial years.

Fourteen-year-old Holly, who gets embarrassed around boys, develops a plan to snag Luke, her best friend Poppy's very cute older brother.