10 Things To Do Before You Re 16

Beth and Anna create a list of ten things that they must do in order to become beautiful goddesses who are irresistible to guys, but after several disasters involving fake tans and hair extensions, they find themselves a long way from their goal. They'd planned to spend their fifteenth year transforming themselves from mediocre mates to gorgeous goddesses. But when they notice that their sixteenth birthdays are rapidly approaching, the realize that they're running a bit behind schedule.

"If I had done all the 10 things included in this book before I got hitched, I am sure my marriage would have survived." This book was nothing more than a great idea the author had after being married from 2005 to 2010 and realising that he wasn’t ready; that there were still things he wanted to do, which he should have done before he got married. You need to be ready for a long-lasting marriage, otherwise you will always be thinking of a way out just to do the things you always wanted to do as a single person. This book is written in the hope that other people can avoid wasting a significant part of their lives feeling trapped and resentful. If you read this book at the age of 20 and apply one chapter per year, by the time you are 30 years old you will be settled down with a family, in the marriage of your dreams, with no desire to be single again because you'll have lived life to the full leading up to that point. By following this innovative system, you will find yourself beginning to prepare to settle down year by year. Once you read the advice detailed in this book, you will see yourself begin to move ever closer to fully creating, and then living, the happily married life of your dreams.

1) Lose my virginity 2) Apologize to Rachel 3) Get back at Biff 4) Jam and party with Shakes the Clown 5) Laugh in death’s face 6) Go to Africa 7) Rob a bank 8) Tell Mark to screw himself 9) Find out why Grandpa and Dad don't talk 10) Tell the truth

Beth and Anna create a list of ten things that they must do in order to become beautiful goddesses who are irresistible to guys, but after several disasters involving fake tans and hair extensions, they find themselves a long way from their goal.

Make the most of your twenties with this must-have millennial bucket list featuring the essential skills, knowledge, and goals to achieve before reaching the big 3-0. There’s no time in your life like your twenties. Let Things To Do Before You’re 30 be your tour guide through this weird and wonderful decade, with advice on everything from traveling the world to learning new languages. In this simple, list-based guidebook, you’ll find 600 things to do before turning 30. Get advice for keeping up your health (are you really drinking enough water?), maintaining your relationships, taking care of your home (you’re not in college anymore—time to learn how to frame your art and hang it on the wall), and ultimately, becoming the best self you can possibly be, while unclogging drains and changing tires along the way.

Being in high school is about a lot more than going to high school. It's about discovering new places, new hobbies, and new people—and opening your eyes to the world. This book is about the stuff they don't teach you in high school, like how to host a film festival, plan your first road trip, make a podcast, or write a manifesto. Want to make a time capsule? Spend a day in silence? Learn how to make beats like a DJ? Or shut down your house party before the police do? Whatever your creative, social, or academic inclinations, you'll find 97 ways on these pages to amuse, educate, and interest yourself, and your friends. Because your life doesn't stop at 3pm each day—it just gets started. "Make your high school experience the best possible with this brilliant book." –Justine Magazine

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