101 Cat And Dog Jokes

An illustrated collection of jokes and riddles about dogs and cats including: What kind of cat has eight legs? An octo-puss!

Funny Cat & Dog Jokes! Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean cat and dog jokes for children. Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book about cats and dogs. With cute and silly illustrations and funny jokes, beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment. This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. Funny and hilarious jokes Mazes and puzzles included Excellent for early and beginning readers Hours of fun and entertainment for your child Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Q: What do you say to a dog before he eats? A: Bone appetite! ~HAHA!~ Q: What do cats eat on a hot day? A: Mice cream! ~LOL!~ Q: What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic? A: His bark was much worse than his bite! ~HAHA!~ Q: What do you call a cat that can spring up a six-foot wall? A: A great jumpurr! ~LOL!~ Q: What dog would you want on your football team? A: A golden receiver! Funny and Hilarious Jokes About Cats and Dogs! This funny joke book is full of cat and dog jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about cats and dogs will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning. Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie Lightning Arnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity! Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these funny jokes!

A collection of jokes about pets.

The Perfect Funny Gift for Kids - Make Your Children Laugh With These Hilarious Cat Jokes! What did the alien say to the cat? Answer: "Take me to your litter!" Many kids love cats, and all kids love to laugh. That is why '101 Hilarious Cat Jokes and Riddles For Kids' is the perfect gift book for kids. This collection of cat jokes will have your kids rolling on the floor with laughter! Why You Should Get Your Paws On '101 Hilarious Cat Jokes & Riddles For Kids' In this book, you will find: - 100+ Meow-Tastic, Hilarious Cat Jokes & Cat Riddles - 35+ Funny Illustrations This joke book is a great gift idea if you want to spend more quality time with your family: it provides young readers and their parents with hours of fun and laughter! BUY: '101 Hilarious Cat Jokes & Riddles For Kids' Sample Jokes Will You Find Inside: Q: Where do cats go after their tails fall off? A: The re-tail store! *** Q: Who delivers presents to cats? A: Santa Claws! *** Q: What is a cat's favorite car? A: a Catillac Buy '101 Hilarious Cat Jokes & Riddles For Kids', and you will get access to all the other jokes. Finally, as a FREE & EXCLUSIVE BONUS, you're also getting 11 super funny jokes from my popular book '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids.' So, are you ready for the funniest cat jokes you have ever come across? Take action now! Scroll to the top of this page and click the 'Buy Now' button.

Get Ready for a Good Laugh - Make Your Children Lol With These Funny Dog Jokes! Why did the dog cross the road? Answer: To get to the 'barking' lot! All kids love dogs, and all kids love to laugh. That is why '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids' is the perfect gift book for kids. This collection of dog jokes will have your kids rolling on the floor with laughter! Why You Should Get Your Paws On '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids' In this book, you will find: - 100+ woof-tastic hilarious dog jokes - 30+ funny illustrations - No profanity or foul language - Fully revised recently, thanks to helpful customer feedback This joke book is a great gift idea if you want to spend more quality time with your family: it provides young readers and their parents with hours of fun and laughter! Get Your Copy Of: '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids' Sample Jokes Will You Find Inside: Q: What do you call a dog magician? A: A labracadabrador! *** Q: What do you call a large dog that meditates? A: Aware wolf. *** Q: What's a dog's favorite kind of pizza? A: Pupperoni! Buy '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids', and get access to all the other jokes! Finally, as a FREE & EXCLUSIVE BONUS, you're also getting 11 super funny jokes from my popular book '101 Hilarious Cat Jokes For Kids.' So, are you ready for the funniest dog jokes you have ever come across? Take action now! Scroll to the top of this page and click the 'Buy Now' button.

In this silly, comic-style joke collection for kids, one side is packed with cartoons of dog jokes told by cats, and the other side stuffed with cat jokes told by dogs—for more than 200 jokes in all! There are few rivalries across history that are quite as formidable as CATS vs. DOGS. In this fully illustrated joke book, they go head-to-head—with a twist or two that may give you…paws. Presented in tête-bêche format (read-from-both-sides), the first half of the book consists of cat jokes told by a recurring cast of dogs—What do you call an insect in a cat’s bathroom? A litterbug! But, flip the book over to start from the other side, and it becomes a book of dog jokes told by cats: What’s the difference between kibble and a heavy mist? One is dog food, and the other is fog, dude! In the middle spread, the casts of cartoon dogs and cats come together for a midbook finale of, believe it or not, shared giggles, snorts, and guffaws. The comic-book-style illustrations throughout offer added layers of humor, funny visuals, and wisecracking characters who don’t just tell the jokes, but comment on and react to them, too.

A collection of jokes about cats and dogs. Example: What's the worst weather for rats and mice? When it's raining cats and dogs.