400 Jokes You Can Tell Anybody

Did you know that six year olds laugh an average of 300 times a day while adults only laugh an average of 15 to 100 times a day? In an effort to bring those numbers up a little, I put this book together: 1: It's full of funny jokes. 2: There are no cuss words in the book. That way nobody will be offended by the language and there will be no problem with relatives or customers or anybody whose good opinion, the teller of the joke or the giver of the book values. My daughter paid me the highest compliment, "It's a great book Dad. If you hadn't written it, I'd buy it for you." 3: The jokes cover a good range of categories: from just plain funny to, legal, political, corporate, fast-thinking, ethnic, seniors, men vs. women and of course drinking. 4: This book will come in handy for speech writers and toastmasters because many of the jokes can be adapted to serve a situation or help the teller make a point. 5: This book makes a great gift because it so very well priced and it's the kind of gift that will leave you well-remembered long after you give it. A wise man once said to me, "People very seldom remember what you say, but they always remember how you made them feel." This book is an excellent gift for Christmas or for any other gift giving occasion including Valentine's day, birthdays, Family Day, Father's Day, Mother's Day, graduation day, an anniversary or just to say, "Thanks for the order," or just plain, "Thanks, for...," and you fill in the blanks? It won't make you fat, it costs a lot less than a case of beer, it will last a lot longer, and because laughter is like internal aerobics, so will you and the people you give it to. Everybody wins!

There are actually over 500 jokes for you in this little book. Because some of the jokes are one-liners and definitions, I made up for that by putting in a few extras for you. I have also provided a table of contents so you can easily find your favourites. There are no cuss words in these jokes so you can tell them to just about anybody. The reason you may not want to tell them all to everybody is that the subject material itself may not be appropriate to tell some people. You've got to pick the right room. Timing is everything. As my dear mother loved to tell me, "Don't be a schmuck dear!" Every one of these jokes has been word-smithed and battle-tested in front of real, live humans in order to help you get the most laugh mileage from them when you tell them to your friends, relatives, clients or fellow workers. The rest must come from you. Feel free to customize the material to fit the situation and when you tell the joke... get into it; in other words... sell it! People will appreciate the effort you make and you'll get a lot more laughs. And don't forget... the punch line goes at the end.

This amazing collection of Hilarious Jokes You Can Tell Anywhere has been culled by author Silvio Famularo over a lifetime. The 74-year-old comedian proudly presents the finest of the thousands of clean jokes he has heard over the years, most of which have been embellished by his skill at eliciting the maximum humor from each yarn. A good many of the jokes have been adapted, rephrased and given twists so that they reflect my own personal style. This is particularly the case with the Italian jokes, most of which were not really Italian jokes when first related to me. I turned them into Italian jokes because I thought they sounded funnier told with a foreign accent. Did you hear the one about ...About the Author: Silvio Famularo lives in Wellington, New Zealand. I like to make people laugh. My greatest inspiration comes from Jesus Christ, whose message is to love one another. I believe that whatever we do, it should be done in such a way as to benefit others. His next book is titled The Importance of Laughter for Health and Happiness. Publisher's website: http: //sbpra.com/SilvioFamular

A Treasury of Over 400 Classic Groaners Prepare to unleash an avalanche of laughter with "Dad Jokes," the ultimate collection of over 400 classic groan-inducing jokes that will have everyone in stitches. Bursting with timeless humor and boundless wit, this treasury is a must-have for dads, joke enthusiasts, and anyone in need of a good chuckle. Inside "Dad Jokes" you'll discover an extensive array of side-splitting jokes, puns, and one-liners guaranteed to elicit groans and giggles in equal measure. From pun-ishing wordplay to clever quips, each joke is carefully curated to deliver maximum comedic impact and endless entertainment. Whether you're sharing a laugh with family, entertaining friends at a gathering, or simply looking to brighten someone's day, "Dad Jokes" has you covered. With jokes ranging from delightfully corny to hilariously clever, there's something to tickle everyone's funny bone and keep the laughs rolling. Perfect for dads honing their joke-telling skills, aspiring comedians seeking inspiration, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh, this book is sure to become a beloved addition to your library. Get ready to embark on a rib-tickling journey through the world of dad jokes and experience the joy of laughter like never before! Features: Over 400 classic dad jokes, puns, and one-liners guaranteed to provoke groans and giggles Ideal for dads, joke enthusiasts, and anyone who loves a good laugh Compact and portable format, perfect for sharing jokes on-the-go or entertaining friends and family at gatherings Endless hours of amusement and entertainment for all ages Whether you're in need of a pick-me-up, a clever icebreaker, or simply a good belly laugh, "Dad Jokes" delivers humor by the truckload. Prepare to embark on a rib-tickling adventure through the world of classic dad jokes and revel in the timeless joy of laughter. Order your copy today and let the hilarity ensue!

'Rediscover Your Holiday Sparkle: 400+ Christmas Novels, Stories, Poems, Carols & Legends' stands as an unprecedented anthology that elegantly weaves together the diverse tapestries of holiday literature. Spanning centuries and embracing a multitude of literary styles – from the transformative social narratives of Charles Dickens to the intimate poetic reflections of Emily Dickinson – this collection encompasses the profound, the heartwarming, and the magical realms of Christmas. Each piece has been meticulously selected to highlight the myriad ways in which the holiday season has inspired some of the most eminent writers in history, making this compilation a treasure trove of cultural and literary significance. The anthology's vast range of offerings ensures that every reader can find a piece that resonates, be it a story that kindles warmth or a poem that reflects on the deeper meanings of the season. The contributing authors and editors, hailing from varied times and lands, bring their unique voices to a common theme – the celebration of Christmas. Their backgrounds span the gamut of the literary spectrum, from iconic figures like Shakespeare and Tolstoy, who need no introduction, to those like Beatrix Potter and Selma Lagerlöf, whose works have touched hearts in more specific but no less significant ways. This collection aligns with various historical, cultural, and literary movements, illustrating how the holiday season has been a perennial source of inspiration across ages and cultures. The anthology thereby serves as a microcosm of global literary heritage, offering insights into the universal human condition through the lens of Christmas celebrations. Scholars and casual readers alike are invited to delve into 'Rediscover Your Holiday Sparkle' for an unparalleled exploration of Christmas as depicted in literature. This anthology not only promises to rekindle the joy and wonder of the holiday season but also offers a unique educational journey through the evolution of Christmas-themed writing. It is an essential addition to the libraries of those who appreciate the richness of holiday traditions and the powerful narratives that have shaped them over centuries. Within its pages lies the opportunity to engage with the works of legendary authors in a new light and to foster a deeper appreciation for the art of storytelling around the theme of Christmas.

A Treasury of Over 400 Classic Groaners Prepare to unleash an avalanche of laughter with "Dad Jokes," the ultimate collection of over 400 classic groan-inducing jokes that will have everyone in stitches. Bursting with timeless humor and boundless wit, this treasury is a must-have for dads, joke enthusiasts, and anyone in need of a good chuckle. Inside "Dad Jokes" you'll discover an extensive array of side-splitting jokes, puns, and one-liners guaranteed to elicit groans and giggles in equal measure. From pun-ishing wordplay to clever quips, each joke is carefully curated to deliver maximum comedic impact and endless entertainment. Whether you're sharing a laugh with family, entertaining friends at a gathering, or simply looking to brighten someone's day, "Dad Jokes" has you covered. With jokes ranging from delightfully corny to hilariously clever, there's something to tickle everyone's funny bone and keep the laughs rolling. Perfect for dads honing their joke-telling skills, aspiring comedians seeking inspiration, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh, this book is sure to become a beloved addition to your library. Get ready to embark on a rib-tickling journey through the world of dad jokes and experience the joy of laughter like never before! Features: Over 400 classic dad jokes, puns, and one-liners guaranteed to provoke groans and giggles Ideal for dads, joke enthusiasts, and anyone who loves a good laugh Compact and portable format, perfect for sharing jokes on-the-go or entertaining friends and family at gatherings Endless hours of amusement and entertainment for all ages Whether you're in need of a pick-me-up, a clever icebreaker, or simply a good belly laugh, "Dad Jokes" delivers humor by the truckload. Prepare to embark on a rib-tickling adventure through the world of classic dad jokes and revel in the timeless joy of laughter. Order your copy today and let the hilarity ensue!

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