5 Very Good Reasons To Punch A Dolphin In The Mouth And Other Useful Guides
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5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth And Other Useful Guides
Author | : The Oatmeal,Matthew Inman |
Publsiher | : Andrews McMeel Publishing |
Total Pages | : 160 |
Release | : 2010-10-01 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1449406750 |
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In Matthew Inman's New York Times best selling 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides), samurai sword-wielding kittens and hamsters that love .50-caliber machine guns commingle with a cracked out Tyrannosaur that is extremely hard to potty train. Bacon is better than true love and you may awake in the middle of the night to find your nephew nibbling on your toes. Inman creates these quirky scenes for theoatmeal.com, which launched in July 2009 and already has more than 82 million page views. In fact, every 15 to 30 seconds, someone Googles one of theoatmeal.com's creations. Now, 60 of Inman's comic illustrations and life-bending guides are presented in full-color inside 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides). Consider such handy advice as: 4 Reasons to Carry a Shovel at All Times, 6 Types of Crappy Hugs, 8 Ways to Tell if Your Loved One Plans to Eat You, 17 Things Worth Knowing About Your Cat, and 20 Things Worth Knowing About Beer.
My Dog The Paradox
Author | : The Oatmeal,Matthew Inman |
Publsiher | : Andrews McMeel Publishing |
Total Pages | : 32 |
Release | : 2013-05-07 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9781449437718 |
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This eponymous comic became an instant hit when it went live on The Oatmeal.com and was liked on Facebook by 700,000 fans. Now fans will have a keepsake book of this comic to give and to keep. In My Dog: The Paradox, Inman discusses the canine penchant for rolling in horse droppings, chasing large animals four times their size, and acting recklessly enthusiastic through the entirety of their impulsive, lovable lives. Hilarious and heartfelt, My Dog: The Paradox eloquently illustrates the complicated relationship between man and dog. We will never know why dogs fear hair dryers, or being baited into staring contests with cats, but as Inman explains, perhaps we love dogs so much “because their lives aren’t lengthy, logical, or deliberate, but an explosive paradox composed of fur, teeth, and enthusiasm.”
How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You
Author | : The Oatmeal,Matthew Inman |
Publsiher | : Andrews McMeel Publishing |
Total Pages | : 138 |
Release | : 2012-10-09 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9781449410490 |
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Jesus Rollerblading Christ--another helping of TheOatmeal! Mrow, MOAR kitty comics. Mr. Oats delivers a sidesplitting serving of cat humor in his new book, How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You. If your cat is kneading you, that's not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness. If your cat brings you a dead animal, this isn't a gift. It's a warning. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is a hilarious, brilliant offering of comics, facts, and instructional guides about crazy cat behaviors from the creative wonderland at TheOatmeal.com. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You presents fan favorites, such as "Cat vs. Internet," "How to Pet a Kitty," and "The Bobcats," plus 17 brand-new, never-before-seen cat-themed comic strips. This Oatmeal collection is a must-have for cat-lovers from Mr. Oats!
The Terrible and Wonderful Reasons Why I Run Long Distances
Author | : Matthew Inman |
Publsiher | : Andrews Mcmeel+ORM |
Total Pages | : 158 |
Release | : 2014-09-30 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9781449460990 |
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This is not just a book about running. It's a book about cupcakes. It's a book about suffering. It's a book about gluttony, vanity, bliss, electrical storms, ranch dressing, and Godzilla. It's a book about all the terrible and wonderful reasons we wake up each day and propel our bodies through rain, shine, heaven, and hell. From #1 New York Times best-selling author, Matthew Inman, AKA The Oatmeal, comes this hilarious, beautiful, poignant collection of comics and stories about running, eating, and one cartoonist's reasons for jogging across mountains until his toenails fall off. Containing over 70 pages of never-before-seen material, including "A Lazy Cartoonist's Guide to Becoming a Runner" and "The Blerch's Guide to Dieting," this book also comes with Blerch race stickers.
How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You
Author | : The Oatmeal Staff,Matthew Inman,TheOatmeal.com (Firm) |
Publsiher | : Unknown |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 2012-07-15 |
Genre | : Cats |
ISBN | : 1449417051 |
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The Oatmeal 2013 Wall Calendar • The Oatmeal is one of the most popular Web comics online, getting an average of 4.6 million unique visitorsand more than 20 million page views a month. • Time magazine named TheOatmeal.com one of the best blogs of 2010. Based on Matthew Inman's hugely popular Web site and hisNew York Timesbest-selling book5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth,How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You 2013 Wall Calendarfeatures a quirky and humorous full-color comic each month along with a user-friendly grid. As a bonus, the calendar also includes a free, pull-out poster.
Why My Cat Is More Impressive Than Your Baby
Author | : Matthew Inman,The Oatmeal |
Publsiher | : Andrews McMeel Publishing |
Total Pages | : 160 |
Release | : 2019-06-04 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9781524854331 |
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Why My Cat Is More Impressive Than Your Baby is chockfull of comics about cats, babies, dogs, lasers, selfies, and pigeons! This book contains a vast wealth of never-before-seen comics, including informative guides, such as: How to comfortably sleep next to your cat 10 ways to befriend a misanthropic cat How to hold a baby when you are not used to holding babies A dog’s guide to walking a human being How to cuddle like you mean it Includes a pull-out poster of: How to tell if your cat thinks you’re not that big of a deal.
Cyanide and Happiness
Author | : Kris Wilson,Matt Melvin,Rob Denbleyker,Dave McElfatric |
Publsiher | : Harper Collins |
Total Pages | : 164 |
Release | : 2011-01-04 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9780062043641 |
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Introducing the first real, tangible, ignitable collection of the hit online comic Cyanide & Happiness, featuring a selection of your favorite comics and thirty brand-new strips. From the minds of Kris, Rob, Matt, and Dave comes a barrage of irreverent entertainment sure to keep you amused until the day you die. Just see what their mothers have to say! "Dave is a nice, young man with a bright future ahead of him. I always knew he was a gifted boy who would go on to do great things. I hope he settles down with a nice, young woman and ****s the **** out of her." —Dave's mom "I don't know how to get computer pictures, so I'm glad Kris finally has a book out. I haven't read it yet, but I hope he gives me a quote on the back." —Kris's mom "I hope Robert's book does well so he can finally afford to move out. He plays his hip-hop music too loud." —Rob's mom Matt's mom was unavailable for a quote due to being dead.
How to Be Perfectly Unhappy
Author | : The Oatmeal,Matthew Inman |
Publsiher | : Andrews McMeel Publishing |
Total Pages | : 48 |
Release | : 2017-10-31 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9781449488598 |
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In How To Be Perfectly Unhappy, Inman explores the surprising benefits of forgetting about “happiness,” and embracing instead the meaningful activities that keep us busy and interested and fascinated.