A Yeti Ate My Spaghetti

A hilarious, rhyming monster romp of a story about--you guessed it--a yeti and some spaghetti "Hurrah " shouted George, "At last it is you. I've been looking so hard for the Yeti." The monster looked down with a horrible howl . . . "Are you bonkers? My name is Netty " Join George, a young and courageous explorer, determined to track down the elusive Yeti against all odds. Armed with only a map, a woolly hat, and a tin of spaghetti in his rucksack, George sets off on his quest up the steep mountain path--and spots the Yeti immediately But wait, just look at that lipstick. Can it really be the Yeti? This funny adventure story is the perfect, rhyming picture book read for boy and girl monster lovers.

Hold onto your spaghetti and meatballs! It's a mighty, mythical, mammal mystery! A poor kid's tasty spaghetti is history. A typical family meal this was not. Spaghetti and meatballs piping hot. You might say that is simple enough, but oh let me tell you, from there things got pretty rough. I don't want to spoil the surprise, all right? But you should heed my advice. Don't leave your favorite meal on a snowy day for a second. You may turn around to find your spaghetti sucked in by a legend. And what would you do then? Would you wrestle the beast over your tasty feast? Should that be the path that you choose, of course you would lose. So, then how would you say that a yeti's to blame without your whole family thinking that you've gone insane? Well, you'll just have to read it to find out! A Yeti Ate My Spaghetti is the first book in the Crazy Animal Capers series. Disclaimer: There are no actual capers in this crazy animal caper.

Rhyming text explains why one should never feed animals certain foods.

The night the big storm dumps snow on eight-year-old Sam's house, a mysterious visitor shows up-AN ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN!Franklin the yeti looks hungry and scared, so Sam tries to comfort him with food. But what does a monster from the Himalayas eat? As it turns out, the answer lies on a discarded plate under Sam's bed!Soon Sam and Franklin become best friends, and the adventures of a yeti who loves spaghetti have just begun . . .My Yeti Loves Spaghetti! is an exciting story from multi-genre author/illustrator Hart Lee Serious, who specializes in getting kids to read and keeping them engaged.This is a fun, easy-to-read, illustrated chapter book for children ages 5-9 and grades 1-4. Perfect for reluctant readers (and anybody interested in the dietary requirements of abominable snowpeople).

Can I get a “ramen” from the congregation?! Behold the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM), today’s fastest growing carbohydrate-based religion. According to church founder Bobby Henderson, the universe and all life within it were created by a mystical and divine being: the Flying Spaghetti Monster. What drives the FSM’ s devout followers, a.k.a. Pastafarians? Some say it’s the assuring touch from the FSM’s “noodly appendage.” Then there are those who love the worship service, which is conducted in pirate talk and attended by congregants in dashing buccaneer garb. Still others are drawn to the Church’s flimsy moral standards, religious holidays every Friday, or the fact that Pastafarian heaven is way cooler: Does your heaven have a Stripper Factory and a Beer Volcano? Intelligent Design has finally met its match—and it has nothing to do with apes or the Olive Garden of Eden. Within these pages, Bobby Henderson outlines the true facts– dispelling such malicious myths as evolution (“only a theory”), science (“only a lot of theories”), and whether we’re really descended from apes (fact: Humans share 95 percent of their DNA with chimpanzees, but they share 99.9 percent with pirates!) See what impressively credentialed top scientists have to say: “If Intelligent Design is taught in schools, equal time should be given to the FSM theory and the non-FSM theory.” –Professor Douglas Shaw, Ph.D. “Do not be hypocritical. Allow equal time for other alternative ‘theories’ like FSMism, which is by far the tastier choice.” –J. Simon, Ph.D. “In my scientific opinion, when comparing the two theories, FSM theory seems to be more valid than classic ID theory.” –Afshin Beheshti, Ph.D. Read the book and decide for yourself!

Daddy picks up Corey from the daycare center, goes to the store with him and has dinner cooked by the time Mom arrives home from work.

"One day George sets off up a mountain path to try and discover the Yeti. Can he track down this mysterious beast and will it like eating spaghetti?" -- page 4 of cover.