Adventures Of A Zombie An Unofficial Minecraft Diary

Follow the adventures of Bern the Zombie, the leader of the greatest zombie army in Minecraftian history, in this humorous, illustrated chapter book diary. It has taken years of determination, but finally the Bern the Zombie has assembled the largest army of zombies that Minecraftia has ever seen. What exactly does Bern plan to do with his army? Take over the Overworld, of course! But Bern is the first to admit that most zombies aren’t terribly bright. For instance, they have trouble with basic things, like knowing their left from their right. Read every hilarious misstep of Bern’s quest in Adventures of a Zombie, an unofficial Minecraft chapter book diary with black-and-white illustrations.

"This unofficial Minecraft novel is an original work of fan fiction which is not sanctioned nor approved by the makers of Minecraft."--Title page verso.

Read this humorous, illustrated chapter-book diary to discover how one determined little Minecraft slime cube overcomes all obstacles to realize his greatest dream! What does Minecraft slime cube Slibertius—known as Bert—dream of becoming? The best fashion designer in the entire Overworld! But it’s no easy feat to dress cubes that don’t have arms or legs. In the pages of this unofficial Minecraft illustrated diary, you’ll read about this and other obstacles Bert must overcome in pursuit of his dream, including some dangerous spiders and a witch who drives a hard bargain.

"An unofficial Minecraft diary"--Front cover.

A Minecraft Zombie going to school? Yes, all zombies go to school and now you'll have all the diaries of Ugh the Zombie in one book! Why did Ugh attend summer class? Do zombies even go to school? What do they teach in a monster school? Discover his adventures and misadventures first as a student in a summer class and as he moves on to a zombie middle class. Find out who are his friends and what is it like to have a witch, a pigman and other mobs for a teacher. In this Minecraft book you'll enjoy the following stories: Book 1: My Teacher is a Skeleton Book 2: My Science Teacher is A Witch Book 3: My Gym Teacher is a Blaze Book 4: My Home Economics Teacher is a Pigman Book 5: My English Substitute Teacher Book 6: My Woodshop Teacher is an Enderman An Unofficial Minecraft Diary Book for Kids Ages 9 - 12 (Preteen / Thrilling Minecraft Adventure / Minecraft Novel THIS MINECRAFT ADVENTURE STORY IS A MUST READ FOR MINECRAFT FANS ESPECIALLY FOR KIDS AGE 5-7 , 6-8 , 8-10 , 9-12 , THIS EXCITING MINECRAFT BOOKS IS MADE for ages 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 and older. MOTIVATE YOUR 8 YEAR OLD BOYS AND GIRLS OR MINECRAFT KIDS AGES 9-12 TO READ WITH THIS EXCITING STORY. GET YOUR COPY NOW!!! This unofficial Minecraft book is not authorized, endorsed or sponsored by Microsoft Corp., Mojang AB, Notch Development AB or any other person or entity owning or controlling the rights of the Minecraft name, trademark or copyrights. All characters, names, places and other aspects of the game described herein are trademarked and owned by their respective owners. Minecraft®/ /TM & ©2009-2016 Mojang/Notch.

Have you ever wondered what life is like for a Minecraft Zombie? Boogiemans Big Top circus is in town! Death-defying trapeze artists, loose-limbed contortionists, treacherous foot juggling and, worst of all, creepy clowns. Whats more, its open to the public! Zombie and his friends cant wait to get involved. But then Zombies mum, Mildred, disappears... and no one except him seems worried. Zombie has to juggle practising his act, looking after his dad and little brother AND leading the investigation to find his mum. Can he hold it all together, find his mum and pull off the craziest act in the circus?

Competition stiffens in book three of the 8-Bit Diary series, as Runt’s training is intensifying! After the recent mob attacks, the entire village decides to prepare for the next offensive. Fortifying the defenses, tracking down a spy, searching for new alliances . . . But Herobrine isn’t having any of it . . . Can Runt increase his efforts to be one of the five best students in school and finally become the warrior of his dreams? With the help of his friends—Breeze, Max, Emerald, and Stump—Runt will face a peril greater than anything he has ever known. With fun text changes, full-color illustrations throughout, and shorter text blocks to reward readers balanced with longer text blocks to challenge readers, this book will get Minecraft fans off the screen and into reading!

"Join 12 year old zombie and all of his school friends, as they prepare to go on a spring break "scarecation." What kind of crazy adventures can happen on a Zombie scarecation? Imagine a Zombie amusement park full of fun and excitement for all types of Minecraft Mobs - including a Mob Haunted House!"--Page 4 of cover.