Are You My Boyfriend

A contemporary parody of P. D. Eastman's classic Are You My Mother? depicts a happily-ever-after-seeking heroine who encounters a poker-faced "tough guy," an ascot-wearing "wealthy cad," an "average dude" who has eyes for her friend and an attractive married gay couple.

The delightful story of Nora who, after a succession of terrible boyfriends, finds a much happier relationship with a 500-pound American black bear. Bear meets girl. Nora has bad luck with men. When she meets an (actual) bear on a hike in the Los Angeles hills, he turns out to be the best romantic partner she's ever had! He's considerate, he's sweet, he takes care of her. But he's a bear, and winning over her friends and family is difficult. Not to mention he has to hibernate all winter. Can true love conquer all?

From the funny girls of SimplyShe comes Are You My Boyfriend?, a book for any woman who has braved the wide world of dating. Here are 19 familiar guys we all know and have dated (or hated) at least once in our lives. The book's canny wit sheds light on the recognizable characteristics and behavior patterns of the It's Not You It's Me Guy, But He's Got A Great Personality Guy, Couldn't Be Nicer Guy, Mr. Lady Lover Guy, Are You Gay Guy?, and more. Are You My Boyfriend? is a comical reality chec an essential post-date classification tool, and a must-have impulse gift for friends, girlfriends, co-workers, and even for you.-- Great gift book on a universal topic every woman will identify with-- Perfectly priced for impulse purchasing-- Smartly designed format includes an interactive cover with dial-a-guy wheel-- Features hip, real-life humor in the style of Sex and the City and Bridget Jones's Diary-- 6-copy prepack available

TV writer Winston offers up a witty collection of autobiographical tales about her misadventures in dating--a laugh-out-loud, tell-all in which she sets the record straight for all her exes.

The Curse of the Boyfriend Sweater is a memoir about life truths learned through crafting. People who craft know things. They know how to transform piles of yarn into sweaters and scarves. They know that some items, like woolen bikini tops, are better left unknit. They know that making a hat for a newborn baby isn’t just about crafting something small but appreciating the beginnings of life, which sometimes helps make peace with the endings. They know that if you knit your boyfriend a sweater, your relationship will most likely be over before the last stitch. Alanna Okun knows that crafting keeps her anxiety at bay. She knows that no one will ever be as good a knitting teacher as her beloved grandmother. And she knows that even when we can’t control anything else, we can at least control the sticks, string, and fabric right in front of us. Okun lays herself bare and takes readers into the parts of themselves they often keep hidden. Yet at the same time she finds humor in the daily indignities all crafters must face (like when you catch the dreaded Second Sock Syndrome and can’t possibly finish the second in a pair). Okun has written a book that will speak to anyone who has said to themselves, or to everyone within earshot, “I made that.”

Give Your Boyfriend a Personalized Gift he'll Love! Boyfriend will appreciate this fill in the blank book. Prompts on the right side are easy to fill with as much or as little as you want Pages on the right can be left blank or can be used for photos, stickers, magazine cut-outs, or drawings. Your Boyfriend will appreciate that you spent the time to make him a loving gift! Simple and sweet prompts will make filling out this book easy: You are better than a _________ You taught me how to _________ You should win the best _________ award I love when my you and I ________ togher And many more! Boyfriends love it when you take the time to give him something truly thoughtful. This sweet book will take less than an hour to fill out but will show your Boyfriend how much you appreciate him! This fill in the blank love book for Boyfriend is perfect for: Boyfriend's Birthday Gift Boyfriend's Valentine Gift Boyfriend Appreciation Gift Gifts for Boyfriend Boyfriend Christmas Gift Order Today!

Give your Boyfriend a Personalized Gift he will Love! Your Boyfriend will treasure this fill in the blank book. Prompts on the right side are easy to fill in. Pages on the left can be remain blank or can be used for photos, stickers, magazine cut-outs, or drawings. Your Boyfriend will appreciate that you spent the time to make him a loving gift! Simple and sweet prompts will make filling out this book easy: You make the best ________ You make me laugh when you _________ I love that we have the same _________ I wish I could ___________ as well as you do And many more! Boyfriends love it when you take the time to give him something truly thoughtful. This sweet book will take less than an hour to fill out but will show your Boyfriend how much you appreciate him!

Can an alien with no knowledge of humans or concept of sex find lasting love with a human man? Zak, an alien from the planet Trimmeron, is a member of a race of beings who transform into other species during their years of puberty. It's customary for the youngsters to be fostered to the worlds native to their new forms, to study and learn about the races who will play an important part in their lives. When Zak turns into a human it comes as a surprise to everyone, for only one other before him has ever done so. Nevertheless he is sent to Earth, a world he views as primitive and barbaric. He arrives with a chip on his shoulder and attitude to spare. He does not believe anyone on Earth can have anything to teach him. When Zak meets college student Sam he soon discovers he has a lot to learn, not only about humans, but also about himself. Trapped on an unfamiliar world and in a strange body that seems to have a mind of its own, Zak has no idea what is happening to him, only that Sam seems to be the key to the strange afflictions he is suffering from. But can an alien find love with a human being?